Comments on: Coming Soon to an NFL Blog Near You…

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:56:54 +0000

Buckwheat’s been shot…AGAIN?!?!?!

By: Upstate Underdog

Upstate Underdog — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:38:17 +0000

get a room fan boys.

By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug

Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:14:57 +0000

Someone killed Ape? NOOO!

By: bk

bk — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:08:02 +0000

i’m with piratesloth on this one.

By: Spatula

Spatula — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:16:19 +0000

“Coming.” I get it, HARF, HARF.

/dick joke?

By: PirateSloth

PirateSloth — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:45:48 +0000

Nerds

By: PirateSloth

PirateSloth — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:45:15 +0000

I don’t get it.

By: Stokes

Stokes — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:24:47 +0000

FUCK, don’t tell me this is the issue where BDD kills flubby for accidentally realizing that Drew seeks to unite deadspin and fanhouse against the ulterior motives of the world wide leader (aka Nixon) against T.O.

wait, this shit’s all fake?

fuuuuuuuuck

By: Hakim Drops the Ball

Hakim Drops the Ball — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:02:48 +0000

At Gino Tourettsa: Damn right it’s a collector’s item! It’s got Captain America in it, right? Or was it Spider-Man? Ah, fuck, one of those two.

As for the Watchmen tie-in, I’ll go with an all coaches route:

Rorschach — Herm Edwards (“Herm,” indeed, coach. “Herm,” indeed.)
Ozymandias — Belichick (special guest appearance by Big Ben as Bubastis.)
Dr. Manhattan — Whoever’s got a huge schlong and willing to paint it blue. Uh, Mike Tomlin?
Comedian — Bill Parcells (“Jap plays!” That’s stire furry, light?)
Nite Owl II — Tony Dungy
Nite Owl I — Dick Vermeil
Silk Spectre II — Suzy Kolber
Silk Spectre I — Andrea Kramer

By: makeit snow

makeit snow — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 04:31:07 +0000

I got Kerry Collins as Rorschach.