FUCK, don’t tell me this is the issue where BDD kills flubby for accidentally realizing that Drew seeks to unite deadspin and fanhouse against the ulterior motives of the world wide leader (aka Nixon) against T.O.
wait, this shit’s all fake?
fuuuuuuuuck
03.12.09 at 2:02 am
Hakim Drops the Ball
At Gino Tourettsa: Damn right it’s a collector’s item! It’s got Captain America in it, right? Or was it Spider-Man? Ah, fuck, one of those two.
As for the Watchmen tie-in, I’ll go with an all coaches route:
Rorschach — Herm Edwards (“Herm,” indeed, coach. “Herm,” indeed.)
Ozymandias — Belichick (special guest appearance by Big Ben as Bubastis.)
Dr. Manhattan — Whoever’s got a huge schlong and willing to paint it blue. Uh, Mike Tomlin?
Comedian — Bill Parcells (“Jap plays!” That’s stire furry, light?)
Nite Owl II — Tony Dungy
Nite Owl I — Dick Vermeil
Silk Spectre II — Suzy Kolber
Silk Spectre I — Andrea Kramer
03.12.09 at 12:31 am
makeit snow
I got Kerry Collins as Rorschach.
03.12.09 at 12:26 am
OrgLaborAgInNOLA
Using “whatever” in a tag gives the false impression that this post is making fun of Cutlerfucker, and that’s false advertising.
03.11.09 at 11:32 pm
pemulis
Someone’s pickin’ off costumed homos…
03.11.09 at 10:34 pm
Gino Tourettsa
I never read much “Watchmen”, but Alan Moore is cool and DC Comics has a WAY better track record in the movies than Marvel. Having said that, I’m eagerly anticipating a Hollywood version of this classic Marvel title:
I might still have the copy of “Super Pro” #1 I bought as a kid in 1991. If my parents let me into their house again, I could find it and then sell it for almost as much as the cover price. I mean, it says “Collector’s Item!” right there on the cover.
03.11.09 at 10:28 pm
Dan From Chicago
Will there be dick jokes? I was told that there would be dick jokes.
03.11.09 at 10:16 pm
Otto Man
Whoops, ignore the second Flubby.
It was hard trying to decide which one member of the gay mafia was the misanthropic psychopath. I considered going with an all-Rorschach lineup, but something about Ape made him the winner. As it were.
03.11.09 at 10:13 pm
Otto Man
Please tell me some sort of KSK Watchmen parody is in the works! BDD can be nite owl, if he loses weight.
Shit, I didn’t even think of that approach.
Drew as Nite Owl
Ufford as Ozymandias
Punte as the Comedian
Maj as Mothman
Ape as Rorschach
Flubby as Dr. Manhattan
Footsteps Falco as Dollar Bill
Flubby as Rorschach
03.11.09 at 9:52 pm
Nite_Owl
Please tell me some sort of KSK Watchmen parody is in the works! BDD can be nite owl, if he loses weight.
03.11.09 at 9:42 pm
Rob in WI
Fuck… I’m actually almost excited by this.
CC, agree the GN was better, but are you going to have the squid, or are you parodying the movie (or “other” of course)
03.11.09 at 9:42 pm
Chin-Strap
“But they tell me ‘Roooger, Roooooger, you got blood on your hands! Well…I also have gold records on my wall.’”
03.11.09 at 9:41 pm
Nite_Owl
Possible Homosexual. Must investigate further.
03.11.09 at 9:39 pm
baba oje
Used the old NFL logo – I’m not buying this garbage!
03.11.09 at 9:23 pm
porky1
Jerry Jones actually kind of looks like Moloch, so he can be in it too…
03.11.09 at 9:19 pm
porky1
Romo as Nite Owl
Pacman as Rorschach
Ocho Cinco as Ozymandias
Peezy as The Comedian
Ben as Dr. Pittsburgh
Jessica as Silk Spectre II
Marmalard as President Laserface
This won’t be the cast, it’s just what I’d like to see. Especially Ochomandias’s explanation of his master plan, Pacschach’s Journal entries, Peezy reacting to getting his face sliced in Vietnam (“Bitch…you done gone cut my face! THAT’S DISRESPECT!”) and Dr. Pittsburgh’s scientific theories about Choco Tacos.
03.11.09 at 9:11 pm
Otto Man
Yeah, I wasn’t really happy with any of those. As long as I’m already batting .000, let’s spin again with a QB-centric crew.
Tom Brady as Ozymandias
the birthmarked Drew Brees as Rorschach
Archie Manning as Nite Owl and Peyton Manning as Nite Owl II
Jessica Simpson as Silk Spectre
Tony Romo as Dr. Manhattan
Kerry Collins as the Comedian
03.11.09 at 9:04 pm
Coach Gordon Bombay
I’m curious to see who best fits the role of the cynical, drunken murderer/rapist?
03.11.09 at 8:56 pm
Captain Caveman
Otto: oh-for-seven. I considered Rog for Ozymandias, but it didn’t quite fit with the theme I chose.
03.11.09 at 8:55 pm
TF88
Glad to see someone though the Gaphic Novel was better. I haven’t been this confused about a movie since…….ever
03.11.09 at 8:48 pm
Otto Man
Let’s see….
Roger Goodell as Ozymandias
Bill Belicheck as Rorschach
Brett Farve as Nite Owl and Aaron Rodgers as Nite Owl II
Gisele Bundchen as Silk Spectre
Eli Manning as Dr. Manhattan
Philip Rivers as the Comedian
03.11.09 at 8:46 pm
Coach Gordon Bombay
“A Color-Commentator died here tonight…”
03.11.09 at 8:38 pm
Spilly
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
Starring Wade Phillips as “Giant Squid”
03.11.09 at 8:32 pm
Big Daddy Drew
From the legendary director of, “FUCK, BRIAN RUSSELL IS A PIECE OF SHIT!”
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Buckwheat’s been shot…AGAIN?!?!?!
get a room fan boys.
Someone killed Ape? NOOO!
i’m with piratesloth on this one.
“Coming.” I get it, HARF, HARF.
/dick joke?
Nerds
I don’t get it.
FUCK, don’t tell me this is the issue where BDD kills flubby for accidentally realizing that Drew seeks to unite deadspin and fanhouse against the ulterior motives of the world wide leader (aka Nixon) against T.O.
wait, this shit’s all fake?
fuuuuuuuuck
At Gino Tourettsa: Damn right it’s a collector’s item! It’s got Captain America in it, right? Or was it Spider-Man? Ah, fuck, one of those two.
As for the Watchmen tie-in, I’ll go with an all coaches route:
Rorschach — Herm Edwards (“Herm,” indeed, coach. “Herm,” indeed.)
Ozymandias — Belichick (special guest appearance by Big Ben as Bubastis.)
Dr. Manhattan — Whoever’s got a huge schlong and willing to paint it blue. Uh, Mike Tomlin?
Comedian — Bill Parcells (“Jap plays!” That’s stire furry, light?)
Nite Owl II — Tony Dungy
Nite Owl I — Dick Vermeil
Silk Spectre II — Suzy Kolber
Silk Spectre I — Andrea Kramer
I got Kerry Collins as Rorschach.
Using “whatever” in a tag gives the false impression that this post is making fun of Cutlerfucker, and that’s false advertising.
Someone’s pickin’ off costumed homos…
I never read much “Watchmen”, but Alan Moore is cool and DC Comics has a WAY better track record in the movies than Marvel. Having said that, I’m eagerly anticipating a Hollywood version of this classic Marvel title:
http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/images/nfl_superpro/001.jpg
I might still have the copy of “Super Pro” #1 I bought as a kid in 1991. If my parents let me into their house again, I could find it and then sell it for almost as much as the cover price. I mean, it says “Collector’s Item!” right there on the cover.
Will there be dick jokes? I was told that there would be dick jokes.
Whoops, ignore the second Flubby.
It was hard trying to decide which one member of the gay mafia was the misanthropic psychopath. I considered going with an all-Rorschach lineup, but something about Ape made him the winner. As it were.
Please tell me some sort of KSK Watchmen parody is in the works! BDD can be nite owl, if he loses weight.
Shit, I didn’t even think of that approach.
Drew as Nite Owl
Ufford as Ozymandias
Punte as the Comedian
Maj as Mothman
Ape as Rorschach
Flubby as Dr. Manhattan
Footsteps Falco as Dollar Bill
Flubby as Rorschach
Please tell me some sort of KSK Watchmen parody is in the works! BDD can be nite owl, if he loses weight.
Fuck… I’m actually almost excited by this.
CC, agree the GN was better, but are you going to have the squid, or are you parodying the movie (or “other” of course)
“But they tell me ‘Roooger, Roooooger, you got blood on your hands! Well…I also have gold records on my wall.’”
Possible Homosexual. Must investigate further.
Used the old NFL logo – I’m not buying this garbage!
Jerry Jones actually kind of looks like Moloch, so he can be in it too…
Romo as Nite Owl
Pacman as Rorschach
Ocho Cinco as Ozymandias
Peezy as The Comedian
Ben as Dr. Pittsburgh
Jessica as Silk Spectre II
Marmalard as President Laserface
This won’t be the cast, it’s just what I’d like to see. Especially Ochomandias’s explanation of his master plan, Pacschach’s Journal entries, Peezy reacting to getting his face sliced in Vietnam (“Bitch…you done gone cut my face! THAT’S DISRESPECT!”) and Dr. Pittsburgh’s scientific theories about Choco Tacos.
Yeah, I wasn’t really happy with any of those. As long as I’m already batting .000, let’s spin again with a QB-centric crew.
Tom Brady as Ozymandias
the birthmarked Drew Brees as Rorschach
Archie Manning as Nite Owl and Peyton Manning as Nite Owl II
Jessica Simpson as Silk Spectre
Tony Romo as Dr. Manhattan
Kerry Collins as the Comedian
I’m curious to see who best fits the role of the cynical, drunken murderer/rapist?
Otto: oh-for-seven. I considered Rog for Ozymandias, but it didn’t quite fit with the theme I chose.
Glad to see someone though the Gaphic Novel was better. I haven’t been this confused about a movie since…….ever
Let’s see….
Roger Goodell as Ozymandias
Bill Belicheck as Rorschach
Brett Farve as Nite Owl and Aaron Rodgers as Nite Owl II
Gisele Bundchen as Silk Spectre
Eli Manning as Dr. Manhattan
Philip Rivers as the Comedian
“A Color-Commentator died here tonight…”
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
Starring Wade Phillips as “Giant Squid”
From the legendary director of, “FUCK, BRIAN RUSSELL IS A PIECE OF SHIT!”
Is that doo-doo?