Comments on: Coach Haley Is Not Your Waiter

By: The Nacireman

The Nacireman — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:29:00 +0000

I’m waiting for the meeting between Castle and Thigpen.

Castle: Hi, I’m Matt

Thigpen: Hi, I’m Tyler

Castle: What are you doing with that skeleton?

Thigpen: Uh, nothing. Wanna join me?

Castle: Uh. mabye later….

By: elvis grbac's blue suede shoes

elvis grbac's blue suede shoes — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:54:30 +0000

“TODD HALEY IS NO MAN’S FOOD BITCH. YOU HEAR ME? Maybe fucking Herm Edwards was a little food bitch for everyone here…Are you telling me you want little Herm Food Bitch Edwards to be your coach now?”

As long as that team looks NFL ready, I don’t care if he fucks Cassel’s mom. Or my own.

Oh, what a shitstain 2008 was…

By: Phocion

Phocion — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:20:36 +0000

That grin plastered on Cassel’s face in the picture above is nearly identical to the one Jack Nicholson wore in Batman.

By: Average at Best

Average at Best — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:09:38 +0000

I definitely heard this as Bill Paxon from Weird Science as the older brother. Funny thing is I had to remember the character after I got done reading it. The (chews gum loudly) was what did it.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:42:32 +0000

That cooch is insane I tells ya, insane in the membrane. He’s going to stroke out during the opening kickoff of the preseason if he keeps this up. But the AFC West should be funny as hell to watch this season.

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:04:10 +0000

Is the AFC West officially the most entertaining division in the NFL? We’ve got Marmalard, we’ve got LaToeInjury and Tiny Darren, we’ve got Coach Haley, we’ve got Power-AIDS, we’ve got Count Al… They have the greatest number of Karachters-to-Teams ratio in the NFL!

By: qwijibo

qwijibo — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 12:48:31 +0000

Mr. Pioli got a nice set of them bologna tits.

By: Joe Dirty

Joe Dirty — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:08:49 +0000

I knew my ex-wife was fkd up, but a sex change for a coaching career?

By: brugi82

brugi82 — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:10:00 +0000

Brilliant post! I can’t wait for Chiefs/Chargers (Haley/Marmalard) clash!!!

By: brugi82

brugi82 — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:08:25 +0000

@ stupid

Marmalard and Laseface ARE the same person. (Rivers)