Comments on: Boomer Esiason on Maker’s Mark bottle. That’s a mug you don’t want to chug.

By: WordBearer

WordBearer — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:36:29 +0000

Arrogant Bastard Ale = T.O.
Ben Rothlesberger = Milk shake with a Pall Mall floating in it

By: CooperIsSuper

CooperIsSuper — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:56:47 +0000

Um, this is Brady Quinn’s obvious beer of choice: Magic Hat #9

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A Fruit Beer brewed by
Magic Hat Brewing Company

By: john madden's used condom

john madden's used condom — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:32:40 +0000

Mo Clarett— Grey Goose

By: yourmom

yourmom — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 22:58:46 +0000

Chris Henry on Mike Hard Lemonade.

By: rae carruth

rae carruth — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:47:21 +0000

im on kyles killer lemonade
/pissed someone beat me to the smith and cooper joke

By: Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm

Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:07:03 +0000

Kerry Collins on a bottle of Blackhouse.

/sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

By: JewDago

JewDago — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:34:20 +0000

rongrastname – van gogh chocolate vodka

By: Kyle Orton

Kyle Orton — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:20:15 +0000

Seriously guys…not a single god damn mention of me? This site sucks.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:06:33 +0000

Jared Allen – Fighting Cock Bourbon
Heinz Ward – Yellow Tail
Adrian Peterson – Communion wine
Eugene Robinson – Hoegaarden
Jeff Reed – Red Bull or whatever spikey-haired assholes are drinking now

Also, Tony Gonzalez isn’t Mexican or even Hispanic, but I don’t know what kind of booze they make in Cape Verde.

By: angelpuncher

angelpuncher — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:11:01 +0000

Matt Leinart-Strawberry Hill
Mike Vick-Mad Dog 20/20
Korey Stringer-Sparks Energy drink
Brittfar-mason jar of moonshine