Boomer Esiason on Maker’s Mark bottle. That’s a mug you don’t want to chug.
Maker’s Mark, purveyors of fine bourbon, recently announced that they will have Boomer Esiason’s face on a set of special-edition bottles commemorating next month’s Land’s End Stakes at Turfway Park (hint: it’s a horse race). What other NFL players past and present can we expect to see on bottles of our favorite distilled spirits and other adult beverages?
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Tags: bad MS Paint, Boomer said Peyton Manning's bourbon may end up being the Dan Marino of small batch whiskeys, in case Igor asks I didn't make that one
March 4th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Arrogant Bastard Ale – Joe Buck
March 4th, 2009 at 10:58 am
I heard they’re putting Ricky Williams on bottles of Baker’s.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Ricky would have to be Toasted Head
http://winelabel.wordpress.com/2009/01/16/wine-label-design-toasted-head/
March 4th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Kerry Collins- Delirium Tremens. Which also reads like the Titans’ IR list.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Already dreading the Rogue Dead Guy Ale jokes. Unless they’re about Marquise Hill. Amiright, PK?
March 4th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Peter King goes right onto the Zima bottle I’d think. We have a local microbrew called ‘Pine Baron Ale’, perfect for Brett.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:08 am
The combination of bourbon, horse racing, and Boomer Esiason is so white I might implode just from thinking about the sheer whiteness of it.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Sambucca – Sabatino Carmine Piscitelli from Tampa
I’m pretty sure he is Italian
March 4th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Al Davis – Evil
http://winelabels.wordpress.com/2009/01/07/an-evil-wine-label/
March 4th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Matt Jones’ Jaeger Bombs! Cocaine in a Can, Baby!
March 4th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Check that, here’s Al’s wine
http://www.winerx.com/sku6009099.html?utm_source=Google%20Products&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Vampire%20Merlot
March 4th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Is there any Choco Taco falvored booze?
Also, I’m surprised you didn’t go with the obvious Hines Ward Saki.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Rich Karlis – Barefoot
March 4th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Maybe they can make a tequila that has a tiny knife in the bottom instead of a worm. Perfect for Ray Lewis.
/horrible stabby joke
March 4th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Andy Reid on Fat Tire.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:40 am
PK’s image replaces the Van Gogh paintng on that Espresso flavored vodka.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Jeff Garcia–Schmitt’s Gay
March 4th, 2009 at 11:42 am
DT Sam Adams on a bottle of Sam Adams. oh, these are supposed to be funny? my mistake
March 4th, 2009 at 11:45 am
huh, lot more oenophiles than I would have expected on this site.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:46 am
On a bottle of Jameson – WELLLLLKKKKAHHHH!
March 4th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Orton. Jack Daniels. Easy.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Peyton Manning – Moosehead
March 4th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Matt Leinart Apple Pucker
March 4th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
+1 tech 9
March 4th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
This could be a good photoshop contest on Fark. I’ll submit it.
March 4th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
I can see Pey-Pey on a Moosehead bottle…and it’s making me laugh.
March 4th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Pat Tillman – Rogue Dead Guy Ale
March 4th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Rogue Dead Guy Ale- Marquis Cooper and Corey Smith
too early?
March 4th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Brian Russel on a bottle of homebrewed, unlabeled, shitty moonshine.
March 4th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Mike Vanderjagt- Canadian Mist
March 4th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Jeff Garcia and Knob Creek – it’s almost too easy
March 4th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Brady Quinn – SKYY Raspberry
March 4th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Rex Grossman – Clipper City’s Loose Cannon
http://www.ccbeer.com/files/ccbeerfiles/Loose-Cannon-301_0.jpg
March 4th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Sips from sippy cup!
March 4th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
The fact that there isn’t a Beaker joke in there somewhere is a shame.
March 4th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Matt Leinart-Strawberry Hill
Mike Vick-Mad Dog 20/20
Korey Stringer-Sparks Energy drink
Brittfar-mason jar of moonshine
March 4th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Jared Allen – Fighting Cock Bourbon
Heinz Ward – Yellow Tail
Adrian Peterson – Communion wine
Eugene Robinson – Hoegaarden
Jeff Reed – Red Bull or whatever spikey-haired assholes are drinking now
Also, Tony Gonzalez isn’t Mexican or even Hispanic, but I don’t know what kind of booze they make in Cape Verde.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Seriously guys…not a single god damn mention of me? This site sucks.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
rongrastname – van gogh chocolate vodka
March 4th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Kerry Collins on a bottle of Blackhouse.
/sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
March 4th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
im on kyles killer lemonade
/pissed someone beat me to the smith and cooper joke
March 4th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Chris Henry on Mike Hard Lemonade.
March 4th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Mo Clarett— Grey Goose
March 4th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Um, this is Brady Quinn’s obvious beer of choice: Magic Hat #9
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March 5th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Arrogant Bastard Ale = T.O.
Ben Rothlesberger = Milk shake with a Pall Mall floating in it