Am Having It Up To Hele With Youl Lures
Rook, it arleady been bad week. No need foll mole agglavation. Filst, Japanese asswhores beat fall, fall supeliol Kolean team in Wald Boling Game Crassic. It arleady difficurt to watch, but to see Japanese asswhore win. Lidicurous!
Japanese asswhore no even smirre light. No rike magnetic Kolean smirre. I smirre raps alound you, Ichilo.
If that not enough, NFR pass something they carr Hines Wald Lure. At filst me think this mean evelyone is lequired to be numbell one rever smalt and smirre arr the time. Make reague bettel one thousand pelcent. But much to dismay of smirretime leceivel, it no mean that at arr. Not at arr.
Instead, they make lure that say brockel not arrowed to make brindside hit to defenseman head using any palt of body. Okay, I say. Arr light by me. I stirr make brindside hit a-okay supelfine. Defenseman too sterrpid pay attention, he pay urtimate plice.
But why name lure aftel me? Am no headhuntel. Just have to hit hald to take down biggel defenseman. I feel rike am being srandeled. Is filst time numbell one smaltest leceivel and Lodney Hallison agree on anything. Now my leputation is surried folevel. Tough footbarr only dlaw frags. There wirr be frag evelee pray. Just lename game to Fragbarr. Flom now on, I terr arr peeperr, “Hi, I Hines Wald, I pray leceivel on Fragbarr team. I hope you rike frag or you need find othel spolt.”
Young boy: Misser Smalt Leceivel – why is NFR make game for pussies now? All they tly to make more boling than basebolingbarr? Maybe no watch now! I want clackback them in face!
Hines Wald: I am not know, Dae-Jung. I am not know!
Tags: hines wald is stirr my favolite steerel, rittle bit lacist
March 27th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
“NFR”
I blew snot out my nose when I read that….
March 27th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Ape, you just gave me a headache tranrating Hines Wald speak in my head.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
And now Lick Lirey say Tigel Woods want to hit brack sroops? Why he want hit brack sroops rike numbell one smaltest leceivel? He a brack sroop too. Hines no rikey this brack on brack clime.
And fuck the NFR! Fuck them to Herr!!!
March 27th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
srope not sroop
/asshat
March 27th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Awesome! ’srandeled’ almost knocked me off the rails, but I flew through the rest!
March 27th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
the engrish of hines wald is not vely good rooking
March 27th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
i definitely had to get my hinesese-english dictionary out for this one.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Lodney Hallison nods in agreement despite not knowing what the hell Hines is saying. Then he jumped on the pile.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Yeah, since it’s been a whire since we have heald flom Hines it was a rittre haldel than usuar fol me to lead. Eithel way stirr vely funny. Nice wolk Ape!
March 27th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I think my head would explode if Hines and Pacman ever had a conversation together…
March 27th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Fruck ryou roundeye!
Reading this post has increased the pounding in my brain. Kids, don’t do drugs.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
*sniff* It’s always the children that are hit the hardest by this.
I mean, “chirdlen”
March 27th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
and now Loethrisbelgel has to weal skilt rike Tom Blady! Loethrisbelgel no pussy. Diss velly velly bad for footbarr.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
NFR? That’s just plane licorice.
/Smiff
March 27th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Rapestand.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
That is the funniest damn thing!!
March 27th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Phooey
March 27th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
No mole thuggely for Wald.
March 27th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Incledibry hiralious as arways, Ape. Hines Wald shourdnt ret the NFR thlow aspelsions on his calleel and lecolds just because dumb defensivemen not awale of whele Hines is at arr times!
March 27th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
stupid NFR luresmakels! Go away now and come back nevel!
March 27th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
i don’t see the need for hinesese in the comments.
lets leave the racism to the professionals, shall we?
March 27th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Can I get the English translation of the Hines posts? I’m sure they’re funny, but I just can’t figure out what the f he’s saying. Too much effort and my brain already hurts today.
/End bitching
March 27th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Loethrisbelgel? Is Rongrastname to me.
March 27th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
@ bk: learry? Ale you fol learsies?
March 27th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
And as of bk and rocco’s posts above, the bitchiest consecutive posts award for today is taken…
March 27th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
@ bk – Why you wanna spoir oul palty? We ale selious ritelatulists. Speaking in the voice of a chalactol is high alt. We ale arr emurating Faurknel. Is not lacist, is learism.
March 27th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I’m as racist as the next KSK reader, but damn that shit is hard to read. Gives me a headache. Between this and the Fetish Final Four I’m almost going to go waste my precious time at another site. Until another installment of Fun with Peter King.
March 27th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
This is NOT GOOD NIEWS!
March 27th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
+1 for NFR. That’s hilarious.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Lodney Hallison lefelence make me lorr on the frool with raughtel.
March 28th, 2009 at 2:22 am
Charlie V… Hines wald is hard, Emmitspeak is teh death.
March 28th, 2009 at 3:56 am
http://www.coloringbookland.com/archives/0vueen_korean_queen_cover_band.phtml
March 28th, 2009 at 4:01 am
that shit is funny, no joke
March 28th, 2009 at 5:57 am
Rittle Bit Lacist is totally the name of my next fantasy football team.
March 28th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I smirre raps alound you, Ichilo.
For some reason, that’s just absurdly funny.
/roves Hines’ smirre.
March 28th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
for pussies now
Missed one Ape.
March 29th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Hey, hatin’ on my man Hines. We’ll I let it slide ’cause is da dude’s house.
Now in English, Punter won this year’s Alpha Proxima Day award for anti-earth hour brilliance. Yeah, I know his post is a year old, but the other contestants still weren’t as good. congratulations.