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	<title>Comments on: Alonzo Spellman’s Dog Saw Can Cut A Dog In Half Faster Than Regular Dog Saws!</title>
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		<title>By: Bark Off for Dogs</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-dog-saw-can-cut-a-dog-in-half-faster-than-regular-dog-saws.html/comment-page-1#comment-211570</link>
		<dc:creator>Bark Off for Dogs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Being a new pet owner I value all the tips here. I want my puppy to get properly trained and have a healthy environment to live in. Thanks for the information.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Being a new pet owner I value all the tips here. I want my puppy to get properly trained and have a healthy environment to live in. Thanks for the information.</p>
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		<title>By: Jackson</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-dog-saw-can-cut-a-dog-in-half-faster-than-regular-dog-saws.html/comment-page-1#comment-201248</link>
		<dc:creator>Jackson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 04:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I buy the Saw Does It come with the dog or do I need to go to my neighbors backyard?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I buy the Saw Does It come with the dog or do I need to go to my neighbors backyard?</p>
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		<title>By: The Dog Shedding Guy</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-dog-saw-can-cut-a-dog-in-half-faster-than-regular-dog-saws.html/comment-page-1#comment-191127</link>
		<dc:creator>The Dog Shedding Guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 10:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for the info, I&#039;ll keep checking back for more articles soon, bookmarked your website!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the info, I&#8217;ll keep checking back for more articles soon, bookmarked your website!</p>
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		<title>By: That Sham-Wow Guy</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-dog-saw-can-cut-a-dog-in-half-faster-than-regular-dog-saws.html/comment-page-1#comment-116723</link>
		<dc:creator>That Sham-Wow Guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Order now--in the next twenty minutes cuz we can&#039;t do this all day-- and we&#039;ll throw in the Michael Vick Rape Stand, the best rape stand on the market.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Order now&#8211;in the next twenty minutes cuz we can&#8217;t do this all day&#8211; and we&#8217;ll throw in the Michael Vick Rape Stand, the best rape stand on the market.</p>
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		<title>By: Chronic</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chronic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 02:12:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vick definitely got discounts on the saws because he bought in bulk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vick definitely got discounts on the saws because he bought in bulk.</p>
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		<title>By: Needs More Cheerleaders</title>
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		<dc:creator>Needs More Cheerleaders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can I just buy the Cat Eye Pliers? I hate cats, but I loves me some puppies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can I just buy the Cat Eye Pliers? I hate cats, but I loves me some puppies.</p>
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		<title>By: angelpuncher</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-dog-saw-can-cut-a-dog-in-half-faster-than-regular-dog-saws.html/comment-page-1#comment-116393</link>
		<dc:creator>angelpuncher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;watch how easily I can saw through this blood hound. You followin me camera guy?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;watch how easily I can saw through this blood hound. You followin me camera guy?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-dog-saw-can-cut-a-dog-in-half-faster-than-regular-dog-saws.html/comment-page-1#comment-116373</link>
		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But can it cut a tomato to look like a flower?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But can it cut a tomato to look like a flower?</p>
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		<title>By: limpy</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-dog-saw-can-cut-a-dog-in-half-faster-than-regular-dog-saws.html/comment-page-1#comment-116348</link>
		<dc:creator>limpy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:26:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alonzo Spellman has been following the KSK tournament all week and thinking &#039;what&#039;s wrong with that?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alonzo Spellman has been following the KSK tournament all week and thinking &#8216;what&#8217;s wrong with that?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: LaFavre's Next Retirement</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-dog-saw-can-cut-a-dog-in-half-faster-than-regular-dog-saws.html/comment-page-1#comment-116347</link>
		<dc:creator>LaFavre's Next Retirement</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shh, my dog just walked in the room. I don&#039;t want him to see this post.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shh, my dog just walked in the room. I don&#8217;t want him to see this post.</p>
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