Comments on: 25 Random Things About Me: Mel Kiper Jr.

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By: MiniDitka

MiniDitka — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:46:30 +0000

589. I don’t have an iPhone yet because I don’t want to give up my old phone because it still has the picture of Salisbury’s junk saved on it and I’m too embarrassed to get it transferred.

By: MiniDitka

MiniDitka — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:40:53 +0000

588. I have the greatest job in the world. I have absolutely no accountability for anything, yet I get paid millions of dollars. If I screw up and say that Tom Brady doesn’t have the arm to be a good NFL QB, who cares? Nobody will know that I screwed up for at least a year or two, and by then, they won’t even remember what I said in the first place. Plus, I really only have to work hard for about one week a year, and I take a six-month vacation after draft day.

By: dannynoonan

dannynoonan — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:42:30 +0000

#57 I once ate 100 slim jims on a binge with Ki-Jana Carter.

By: Laser Rocket Arm

Laser Rocket Arm — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 06:24:37 +0000

#56. I decide who ends up in the green room. Even if you fall near the end of the first round (Brady Quinn, Aaron Rodgers) when you were supposed to be a top-10 pick, it’s not my fault that every team on the list didn’t follow my advice. They’re just in denial of my draft intellect. Punishment awaits them, and you, for having to wait 6 hours with your cheerleader girlfriend and your folks until you finally don a Miami Dolphins cap and smile like a schmuck for 10 seconds.

By: Arm Strongcock

Arm Strongcock — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 06:06:10 +0000

#43 – Classic Mel

By: J.L White

J.L White — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:34:59 +0000

55. Mel disagrees with your choice of renting “Twilight” from Blockbuster tomorrow night. While the film was a success in theaters, it ran a slow 40 time at the combine and scored a -7 on the Wonderlic test. Mel currently has “Punisher 2: War Zone” as the highest available rental on his draft board.

By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:32:23 +0000

54. I look exactly like Gavin Newsom but am slightly less of a prick.

By: Jay

Jay — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:21:30 +0000

I maintain that Andre Ware and Mike Williams would have had hall of fame careers had they been drafted by someone other than the Lions.

It’s probably true.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:19:13 +0000

53. Part of my ESPN contract stipulates that I get one change of pants per round at the NFL Draft.