1. Train Chef
2. Automobile “Otto” Baker
3. Monorail T. Busboy
4. Taxicab Chauffeur
5. Jet Receptionist
6. Jeep Shinebox
7. Tank Bricklayer
8. Trolley Mason
9. Unicycle Priest
10. Scooter Cooper
11. Rascal St. Tax Attorney
12. Skateboard Sommelier
13. Dinghy Cobbler
14. Raft Crossingguard
15. “Hatchback” Alderman
16. Truck Fluffer
17. Rollerblade Broadway-Star
18. Ford Constable
19. Spaceshuttle Pizzaboy
20. Chevy Chase-Bankteller
21. Locomotive Coxswain
22. Segway von Blogger III
23. Submarine Tailor
24. Magic Carpet Ditchdigger
25. V-22 “Osprey” Firefighter
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Moped Bellboy
Hotairballoonpicklefucker
Orson Swindle
General Lee General
Panel Van Candymaker
Ice Cream Truck Pharmacist
You guys are just using the Sarah Palin name generator, arncha!
http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html
/let the poflawa begin!!
Le Car Saucier
Wagon Queen Truckster
Gremlin Pacer
Prius Fluffer
Arn Tellem
Hydrofoil Numismatist
Dinghy Paralegal
How did everyone miss Bus Bissinger? Or is it Buzz Businger?
Autogyro Asphixiator
Altima Ginsu
Maximus Barbeque
Infiniti Ballslapper
Those are my import picks
* Car Lee Simon Barista
Alcohol Funnycar
Car Lee Simon
Tandembike Jizzmopper
Batmobile Gaypornstar
worked in a record store for a good chunk of my adult life — once a Brazilian dude stepped to the counter and asked for a CD by Robert Palmer….
But what he was saying sounded exactly like “Robot Plumbers”
Robot Plumbers are better than Bus Cooks.
Zeppelin Felcher
Sue Chef
Vore Unicycle
WHAT? HUH? WHAT? EAT ME!
God Sham-God
Go-Kart Plumber
G.T. McMariner
Cliff Beefpile
Brittany Favre. We’re talking about his illigitimate children, no? Oh, sorry…
Rocket Scientist
see what I did there?
Studebaker P. Crockpot
keeping with the aircraft theme in #25
Twin Otter Butcher
Shortorder Rollerblader
Wheelchair Spelunker
Hummer Hooker
its getting tougher and tougher to disguise a full-on belly laugh as a cough or sneeze to avoid dirty looks from coworkers while reading this shit at work.
fucking ‘Slap Beefchest’ gets me every damn time
Velvet Milkman
Did somebody here call me?
I also should have gone with Segway Magician in honor of George Oscar Bluth (Gob).
Rickshaw Masseuse
Dammit, I shoulda gone with “Mini Cooper Cooper” instead of “Scooter Cooper.”
Segway Gynecologist
Ford Constable is terrifyingly plausible.
Slap Beefchest.
Rip Steakface.
Slab Squatthrust.