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25 Names Inspired by (and Way Cooler than) ‘Bus Cook’

1. Train Chef
2. Automobile “Otto” Baker
3. Monorail T. Busboy
4. Taxicab Chauffeur
5. Jet Receptionist
6. Jeep Shinebox
7. Tank Bricklayer
8. Trolley Mason
9. Unicycle Priest
10. Scooter Cooper
11. Rascal St. Tax Attorney
12. Skateboard Sommelier
13. Dinghy Cobbler
14. Raft Crossingguard
15. “Hatchback” Alderman
16. Truck Fluffer
17. Rollerblade Broadway-Star
18. Ford Constable
19. Spaceshuttle Pizzaboy
20. Chevy Chase-Bankteller
21. Locomotive Coxswain
22. Segway von Blogger III
23. Submarine Tailor
24. Magic Carpet Ditchdigger
25. V-22 “Osprey” Firefighter

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40 Responses to “25 Names Inspired by (and Way Cooler than) ‘Bus Cook’”

  1. Tracer Bullet Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Slap Beefchest.
    Rip Steakface.
    Slab Squatthrust.

  2. Ordinary Olandis Gary Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Ford Constable is terrifyingly plausible.

  3. Upstate Underdog Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    Segway Gynecologist

  4. Captain Caveman Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    Dammit, I shoulda gone with “Mini Cooper Cooper” instead of “Scooter Cooper.”

  5. Long_Ball_Larry Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Rickshaw Masseuse

  6. Upstate Underdog Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    I also should have gone with Segway Magician in honor of George Oscar Bluth (Gob).

  7. Tank Bricklayer Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    Did somebody here call me?

  8. marmatard Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Velvet Milkman

  9. John Whorfin Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    fucking ‘Slap Beefchest’ gets me every damn time

  10. bk Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    its getting tougher and tougher to disguise a full-on belly laugh as a cough or sneeze to avoid dirty looks from coworkers while reading this shit at work.

  11. porky1 Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Wheelchair Spelunker
    Hummer Hooker

  12. spanky datass Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Shortorder Rollerblader

  13. sonic tooth Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    keeping with the aircraft theme in #25
    Twin Otter Butcher

  14. Love Smith's Emotion Coach Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Studebaker P. Crockpot

  15. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    Rocket Scientist

    see what I did there?

  16. Wally Ballz Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Brittany Favre. We’re talking about his illigitimate children, no? Oh, sorry…

  17. Punch Rockgroin Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Cliff Beefpile

  18. bk Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    G.T. McMariner

  19. Unsilent Majority Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Go-Kart Plumber

  20. Johnny D Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    God Sham-God

  21. spanky datass Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    Vore Unicycle

    WHAT? HUH? WHAT? EAT ME!

  22. Boatdrinks Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Sue Chef

  23. Otto Man Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Zeppelin Felcher

  24. sonic tooth Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    worked in a record store for a good chunk of my adult life — once a Brazilian dude stepped to the counter and asked for a CD by Robert Palmer….
    But what he was saying sounded exactly like “Robot Plumbers”
    Robot Plumbers are better than Bus Cooks.

  25. Big Daddy Drew Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Batmobile Gaypornstar

  26. SonOfSpam Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Tandembike Jizzmopper

  27. Upstate Underdog Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Car Lee Simon

  28. sonic tooth Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Alcohol Funnycar

  29. Upstate Underdog Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    * Car Lee Simon Barista

  30. jackin'4beats Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Altima Ginsu
    Maximus Barbeque
    Infiniti Ballslapper

    Those are my import picks

  31. Otto Man Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Autogyro Asphixiator

  32. Animal Mother Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    How did everyone miss Bus Bissinger? Or is it Buzz Businger?

  33. Grimey Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Dinghy Paralegal

  34. Otto Man Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Hydrofoil Numismatist

  35. Gino Tourettsa Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    Le Car Saucier
    Wagon Queen Truckster
    Gremlin Pacer
    Prius Fluffer

    Arn Tellem

  36. Major Mel Funkshun Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    You guys are just using the Sarah Palin name generator, arncha!
    http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html
    /let the poflawa begin!!

  37. Necropedophile Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Panel Van Candymaker
    Ice Cream Truck Pharmacist

  38. Yuppie Scum Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    General Lee General

  39. Otto Man Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Orson Swindle

  40. Greg Olsen is making me sexist Says:
    March 19th, 2009 at 8:04 am

    Moped Bellboy

    Hotairballoonpicklefucker

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