25 Names Inspired by (and Way Cooler than) ‘Bus Cook’
1. Train Chef
2. Automobile “Otto” Baker
3. Monorail T. Busboy
4. Taxicab Chauffeur
5. Jet Receptionist
6. Jeep Shinebox
7. Tank Bricklayer
8. Trolley Mason
9. Unicycle Priest
10. Scooter Cooper
11. Rascal St. Tax Attorney
12. Skateboard Sommelier
13. Dinghy Cobbler
14. Raft Crossingguard
15. “Hatchback” Alderman
16. Truck Fluffer
17. Rollerblade Broadway-Star
18. Ford Constable
19. Spaceshuttle Pizzaboy
20. Chevy Chase-Bankteller
21. Locomotive Coxswain
22. Segway von Blogger III
23. Submarine Tailor
24. Magic Carpet Ditchdigger
25. V-22 “Osprey” Firefighter
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March 18th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Slap Beefchest.
Rip Steakface.
Slab Squatthrust.
March 18th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Ford Constable is terrifyingly plausible.
March 18th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Segway Gynecologist
March 18th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Dammit, I shoulda gone with “Mini Cooper Cooper” instead of “Scooter Cooper.”
March 18th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Rickshaw Masseuse
March 18th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I also should have gone with Segway Magician in honor of George Oscar Bluth (Gob).
March 18th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Did somebody here call me?
March 18th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Velvet Milkman
March 18th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
fucking ‘Slap Beefchest’ gets me every damn time
March 18th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
its getting tougher and tougher to disguise a full-on belly laugh as a cough or sneeze to avoid dirty looks from coworkers while reading this shit at work.
March 18th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Wheelchair Spelunker
Hummer Hooker
March 18th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Shortorder Rollerblader
March 18th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
keeping with the aircraft theme in #25
Twin Otter Butcher
March 18th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Studebaker P. Crockpot
March 18th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Rocket Scientist
see what I did there?
March 18th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Brittany Favre. We’re talking about his illigitimate children, no? Oh, sorry…
March 18th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Cliff Beefpile
March 18th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
G.T. McMariner
March 18th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Go-Kart Plumber
March 18th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
God Sham-God
March 18th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Vore Unicycle
WHAT? HUH? WHAT? EAT ME!
March 18th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Sue Chef
March 18th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Zeppelin Felcher
March 18th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
worked in a record store for a good chunk of my adult life — once a Brazilian dude stepped to the counter and asked for a CD by Robert Palmer….
But what he was saying sounded exactly like “Robot Plumbers”
Robot Plumbers are better than Bus Cooks.
March 18th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Batmobile Gaypornstar
March 18th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Tandembike Jizzmopper
March 18th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Car Lee Simon
March 18th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Alcohol Funnycar
March 18th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
* Car Lee Simon Barista
March 18th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Altima Ginsu
Maximus Barbeque
Infiniti Ballslapper
Those are my import picks
March 18th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Autogyro Asphixiator
March 18th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
How did everyone miss Bus Bissinger? Or is it Buzz Businger?
March 18th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Dinghy Paralegal
March 18th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Hydrofoil Numismatist
March 18th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Le Car Saucier
Wagon Queen Truckster
Gremlin Pacer
Prius Fluffer
Arn Tellem
March 18th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
You guys are just using the Sarah Palin name generator, arncha!
http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html
/let the poflawa begin!!
March 18th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Panel Van Candymaker
Ice Cream Truck Pharmacist
March 18th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
General Lee General
March 18th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Orson Swindle
March 19th, 2009 at 8:04 am
Moped Bellboy
Hotairballoonpicklefucker