UPDATED NASTY BRACKET: For those following along, here are the updated results of the Nasty Fetish tourney (click on thumbnail). Punte’s got a little catching up to do on his side of the bracket on his site, but he insists he’ll get up to date by tomorrow. For those who hate the tourney and await our return to tangentially covering the NFL, but really using it as an excuse to make rape jokes, here are your football headlines of the day: Plax’s trial adjourned until June! Career put off until forever! Cato June visited the Texans! Probably whilst intoxicated! Jonathan Vilma owns murder scene! Ray-Ray jealous! Larry Johnson open to the idea of continuing to suck in KC! Carson Palmer is a liar! Ryan Moats forgives people easier than I!
Tags: all right no more pooman pictures, Nasty Fetish Final Four
March 31st, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I just looked at the updated bracket and I can not believe how desensitized I have become to most of these fetishes by this point. The remaining fetishes on the whole left side of the bracket look completely mundane to me now. On the other side of the bracket, Stoma/Meno and Necro/Feco match-ups look like they should both be decided at the buzzer.
March 31st, 2009 at 9:47 pm
hmm, something else noteworthy happened today in the football world…oh yeah, the Broncos declared they are going to trade Cutler before the draft!!!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/peter_king/03/31/Cutler.Broncos/index.html
sorry to quote peter king in a non-malicious manner.
March 31st, 2009 at 11:13 pm
First LJ, then LT, now Cutler. Have the Raiders been informed of the “Trade Your Pain in the Ass Superstar” theme this offseason?
March 31st, 2009 at 11:51 pm
The Raiders have a superstar?
April 1st, 2009 at 12:38 am
Haha, I love picturing Cutler checking his phone and seeing either “McDorkyface” or “Bowlenbutt” on his caller ID, and then going into full fledged sulk mode as he petulantly refuses to answer.
On the other hand, this could all be Bus Cook’s evil doing. All these fucking agents probably look up to manipulative assholes like Scott Boras.
April 1st, 2009 at 1:21 am
Yeah DeepFriar, because the Chargers traded LT and all.
April 1st, 2009 at 1:27 am
OK. OK. I got it. The Vikings trade SageVaris Booty (Trademarked and owned by our own commenter Gino Tourettsa) and the 22nd overall pick, along with coach Chilly to the Broncos for the Cutlerfucker and the decaying corpse of Mike Shanahan?
Who’s down!
I’m dwon!
Whoot!
/So very drunk.
April 1st, 2009 at 1:29 am
This fetish thing is so fucking weak. Does anybody really find this entertaining? I’m hoping this is all some elaborate Andy Kaufman type gag that’s just completely going over my head, but as the days go bye and these forced updates keep coming it looks less and less likely.
April 1st, 2009 at 1:29 am
CUTLERFUCKER IS GONE
April 1st, 2009 at 1:43 am
I am entertained.
April 1st, 2009 at 6:21 am
Wow, Stoma Fucking is the George Mason of the Fetish Tournament…
April 1st, 2009 at 7:14 am
Is it a good thing that none of the, shall we say, “bedroom activities” I’ve been known to enjoy didn’t make it out of the first round (or even into the bracket)? I hope so.
April 1st, 2009 at 9:53 am
The Ravens should trade for Vilma. Then they would have an impenetrable linebacking crew. If the knife doesn’t stop you, the bullets will.
April 1st, 2009 at 10:54 am
Sorry I like ass-fucking more than talking shit about football players, I’ve enjoyed the fetish thing.
Once Moats talks to his attorneys he’ll be more outraged, I assure you.
April 1st, 2009 at 11:34 am
CUTLAH SULKS! CUTLAH SULKS! CUTLAH SULKS!