Never ever play golf with Colt Brennan. The third string quarterback spent four holes on the phone, probably asking COOCH Zorn for some playing time on SUNDEES. [Chris Cooley via Mr. I]
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2 guesses who he was talking to on the phone:
1. The coed he sexually assaulted the night before.
2. His lawyer
Where the fuck are they playing golf, a wheat field?
dAndy
I plead the 5th.
colt that dirtbag mutherfucker is the next sex cannon. you add colin farrel and rex grossman, you got colt brennan.
CVE, dude, you really fucked that up!
That would be *next, not nest. God love my Lou Gehrig’s disease.
Probably looking for the nest coed to sexually harrass.
Colt may not be the starter for the Redskins, but he’s the starter in my fantasy league … for two.
/Redskins fan //Brady’d
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2 guesses who he was talking to on the phone:
1. The coed he sexually assaulted the night before.
2. His lawyer
Where the fuck are they playing golf, a wheat field?
dAndy
I plead the 5th.
colt that dirtbag mutherfucker is the next sex cannon. you add colin farrel and rex grossman, you got colt brennan.
CVE, dude, you really fucked that up!
That would be *next, not nest. God love my Lou Gehrig’s disease.
Probably looking for the nest coed to sexually harrass.
Colt may not be the starter for the Redskins, but he’s the starter in my fantasy league … for two.
/Redskins fan
//Brady’d