Never ever play golf with Colt Brennan. The third string quarterback spent four holes on the phone, probably asking COOCH Zorn for some playing time on SUNDEES. [Chris Cooley via Mr. I]

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  1. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Colt may not be the starter for the Redskins, but he’s the starter in my fantasy league … for two.

    /Redskins fan
    //Brady’d

  2. Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows Says:

    Probably looking for the nest coed to sexually harrass.

  3. Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows Says:

    That would be *next, not nest. God love my Lou Gehrig’s disease.

  4. dAndy Says:

    CVE, dude, you really fucked that up!

  5. f--k, otron Says:

    colt that dirtbag mutherfucker is the next sex cannon. you add colin farrel and rex grossman, you got colt brennan.

  6. Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows Says:

    dAndy

    I plead the 5th.

  7. Deux Deux Deux Says:

    Where the fuck are they playing golf, a wheat field?

  8. DennyCuse Says:

    2 guesses who he was talking to on the phone:

    1. The coed he sexually assaulted the night before.

    2. His lawyer

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