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By: Nate Newton's van

Nate Newton's van — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:09:42 +0000

Jake Plummer and Brian Greise say you’re stealing their schtick, Jay.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:52:24 +0000

Um, but what if all coaches wanted to drop players for being morons who like to drank?

By: Foxxy Brown

Foxxy Brown — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:29:35 +0000

@ Jackin — Simpsons did it. [kind of]

By: nerditry

nerditry — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:24:10 +0000

Anyone else remember Wilford Brimley’s interrogation of Kramer?

Diabetruss Jay better watch his ass around the office. And his blood sugar.

By: hercules rockefeller

hercules rockefeller — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:59:27 +0000

Well done, Otto.

You make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle

By: Ron Santo's Legs

Ron Santo's Legs — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:26:19 +0000

Good God could you imagine the drunken debauchery (sulkery?) Him and Orton could get into if you somehow magically ended up in Chicago? The slutty bimbos wouldn’t stand a chance

By: dAndy

dAndy — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:24:33 +0000

Actually, I could see Cutler’s punk ass getting lit on something even more girly like a Sex on the Beach.

By: make it snow

make it snow — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:16:32 +0000

@dAndy: No way. He went to Vanderbilt. He’s a mint julep man, no doubt.

By: Jerry Kramer

Jerry Kramer — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:47:31 +0000

Drunk and stupid worked for years for Farve.

By: Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows

Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:24:34 +0000

Christ on crutches, I am tired of hearing about the Cutler-McDaniels saga. Thanks Jay, for taking over where PKings’s love interest left off.