TO raises awareness about something other than TO. Terrell Eldorado Owens is scheduled to be honored tonight by the National Alzheimer’s Association at the National Building Museum in Washington DC. The proud new Bill will be receiving the NAA’s Young Champions Award, but seeing as how the event is taking place in Washington he’s expected to short-arm the award and get to the ground as fast as he can.
Tags: Eldorado, He's crying for all the grandmas out there who forgot how to cry, quick hits, Terrell Owens, Unsilent Majority
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March 25th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
He does quickly forget the trail of shit he leaves behind. Must have been Alzheimer’s all along. This is no consolation to Romo goat, however.
March 25th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
5 bucks says he drops the award when it’s handed to him, then blames the presenter…. what, he’s a Bill now? i mean…
WOOOOOO BILLS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 25th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
His grandma probably claims to have Alz just so she can act like she doesn’t know his ass.
March 25th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Trent Edwards will be there to accidentally give the award to the wrong guy.
March 25th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
T.O. will be honored by the National Alzheimer’s Association, but not recognized.
March 25th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
To honor Alzheimer’s victims, T.O. will quadruple the national debt and sell arms to Iran.
March 25th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
@Grimey: +1
March 25th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Will TO’s acceptance speech be memorable?
March 25th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
” (sobbing) Who’s my quarterback? Who’s my teammate?”
March 25th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Is Marv Levy going to be there to remind everyone that John McCargo was a result of his budding Alzheimer’s?
March 25th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
He’ll be the only one to show up.
March 25th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
In his acceptance speech, TO will thank the National Basketball Association and then demand a cure for Egypt.
March 25th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Eagles Fans boo Alzheimer’s research.
March 25th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Eldorado? Really?
{Johnny Carson} I did not know that. Wow{/Johnny Carson}