TO raises awareness about something other than TO. Terrell Eldorado Owens is scheduled to be honored tonight by the National Alzheimer’s Association at the National Building Museum in Washington DC. The proud new Bill will be receiving the NAA’s Young Champions Award, but seeing as how the event is taking place in Washington he’s expected to short-arm the award and get to the ground as fast as he can.
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Eldorado? Really?
{Johnny Carson} I did not know that. Wow{/Johnny Carson}
Eagles Fans boo Alzheimer’s research.
In his acceptance speech, TO will thank the National Basketball Association and then demand a cure for Egypt.
He’ll be the only one to show up.
Is Marv Levy going to be there to remind everyone that John McCargo was a result of his budding Alzheimer’s?
” (sobbing) Who’s my quarterback? Who’s my teammate?”
Will TO’s acceptance speech be memorable?
@Grimey: +1
To honor Alzheimer’s victims, T.O. will quadruple the national debt and sell arms to Iran.
T.O. will be honored by the National Alzheimer’s Association, but not recognized.
Trent Edwards will be there to accidentally give the award to the wrong guy.
His grandma probably claims to have Alz just so she can act like she doesn’t know his ass.
5 bucks says he drops the award when it’s handed to him, then blames the presenter…. what, he’s a Bill now? i mean…
WOOOOOO BILLS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He does quickly forget the trail of shit he leaves behind. Must have been Alzheimer’s all along. This is no consolation to Romo goat, however.