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By: The Tru Fenix

The Tru Fenix — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:45:33 +0000

It could be worse. You could have to root for the Browns.

By: awb

awb — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:46:49 +0000

As a Titans fan this probably means Haynesworth will not only play injury free for the season, but in the playoffs during a crucial defensive stand, he will turn the other cheek after an O-Lineman blatantly holds him and throws him to the ground thus securing the win for the Redskins.

I honestly can’t understand why Kornheiser is such a panting sycophantic star-fucker on MNF. I used to listen to his radio show and he was nothing like this. Does being on T.V. change people this much?

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:54:08 +0000

“Guhhhh as a Redskins fan I am obligated to concede this point.”

I apologize for inadvertently kicking you while you were down. I’m just happy the Redskins got him and not the Giants.

By: jkc

jkc — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:02:12 +0000

A-Rod is gonna gun down the Bears just like they did last year at Lambeau..

By: dAndy

dAndy — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:15:39 +0000

It’s great to see everyone bitching, but at least you guys have A wide receiver. We, the Jags, have none. You ever sucked dick for a receiver man? That’s an addiction!

By: Kevin

Kevin — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 06:03:10 +0000

As a Chargers fan, I still can’t decide whether I hate Elisha Manning or Cutlerfucker more.

By: Bubby Brister's Mop

Bubby Brister's Mop — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:09:07 +0000

I’m tempted to favor the Steelers in the Revenge For The Towel Game but who knows how many more rule changes specifically designed to screw Steeler players will be passed between now and then. I’m pretty sure if the Rooneys are asleep at the wheel, they NFL Rules Committee will try to make it illegal for any wide receiver with a penis longer than 10 inches to catch a touchdown pass in the last two minutes of a playoff game.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:39:42 +0000

I hope Dan Snyder has to sell one of his yachts to afford Haynesworth.

YOU HEAR THAT SNYDER? YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO CATCH SWORDFISH IN THE 54-FOOTER INSTEAD OF THE 60-FOOTER!

/kills self

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:37:29 +0000

@ Stu – Don’t worry, it wouldn’t be very stompy with him, since this season he’ll be on the DL for about 14 of the 17 weeks now that he has a nice big contract.

Guhhhh as a Redskins fan I am obligated to concede this point.

By: Slideshow Bob

Slideshow Bob — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:24:56 +0000

long live king philp the laserfaced