Memphis Moon Grizzles in exchange for small forward Rudy Gay, Space Bear, and the entire staff of 3 Shades of Blue. The rest of the deal involves Washington’s Chris Cooley heading to Denver in exchange for a bag of the Grizzles’ precious moon rocks. Cutler has reportedly signed off on the deal through his agent Bus Cook, and is apparently eager to show everyone in Denver how much stronger his arm is in space than John Elway.
Tags: cutlerfucker, Jay Cutler, Real satire as opposed to the stuff on Bleacher Report, Unsilent Majority
March 18th, 2009 at 10:47 am
This whole trade is being faked on a soundstage in Arizona, man.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Moon rocks have a tremendous upside.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:55 am
I’ve just had the oddest case of deja-vu.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Cooley would be pissed if he got his ass shipped to Denver.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Space bear defines clutch
March 18th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Those moon rocks are 250lb of concrete cyanide
March 18th, 2009 at 11:02 am
The grizz are getting fucked.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:25 am
I can’t decide which one is nastier to vote for, it’s all so heinous.
What? Huh? What? Fuck you!
March 18th, 2009 at 11:27 am
The rest of the deal involves Washington’s Chris Cooley heading to Denver
Whoa whoa, that’s it? Why aren’t we throwing in some first round picks?
March 18th, 2009 at 11:29 am
That cold Rocky Mountain air is gonna shrink Cooley’s dick.
/too late
March 18th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Nothing is stronger than Space Elway!
March 18th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
TAKE HIM TO DETROIT.
March 18th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
The Rygel Quasars got jobbed out of this trade big time. Bus Cook is a real asshole when negotiating those inter-stellar contracts.
March 18th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
With Space Bear in the NFL who will protect earth from the Evil Lord Honeybee?
March 19th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
:O So mush Info :O