Memphis Moon Grizzles in exchange for small forward Rudy Gay, Space Bear, and the entire staff of 3 Shades of Blue. The rest of the deal involves Washington’s Chris Cooley heading to Denver in exchange for a bag of the Grizzles’ precious moon rocks. Cutler has reportedly signed off on the deal through his agent Bus Cook, and is apparently eager to show everyone in Denver how much stronger his arm is in space than John Elway.
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:O So mush Info :O
With Space Bear in the NFL who will protect earth from the Evil Lord Honeybee?
The Rygel Quasars got jobbed out of this trade big time. Bus Cook is a real asshole when negotiating those inter-stellar contracts.
TAKE HIM TO DETROIT.
Nothing is stronger than Space Elway!
That cold Rocky Mountain air is gonna shrink Cooley’s dick.
/too late
The rest of the deal involves Washington’s Chris Cooley heading to Denver
Whoa whoa, that’s it? Why aren’t we throwing in some first round picks?
I can’t decide which one is nastier to vote for, it’s all so heinous.
What? Huh? What? Fuck you!
The grizz are getting fucked.
Those moon rocks are 250lb of concrete cyanide
Space bear defines clutch
Cooley would be pissed if he got his ass shipped to Denver.
I’ve just had the oddest case of deja-vu.
Moon rocks have a tremendous upside.
This whole trade is being faked on a soundstage in Arizona, man.