Tweet Me, Reilly. The fake Rick Reilly Twitter is back. And it’s still crazier than Geno Hayes’ girlfriend! Plus it has touching stories about blind kids who get to shoot free throws in a triumph of pussy liberalism. Enjoy!
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Without a doubt, NO. Not with Simmon’s dick and Ryan guiding it in.
As Elway leans back from his desk at John Elway’s Manhattan Beach Toyota, he still looks like the guy you’d want with your back to the end zone, thousands of beered-up crazies screaming their lungs out.
“I didn’t put my name on this thing with the idea it would fail.”
But the golden boy knows this opponent is tough. This one plays for keeps.
“Sales are down. People aren’t spending like they used to.”
The credit crunch is blitzing Elway from his blindside. And he’s planning on scrambling for profits like he never has before.
no, it’s actually bdd and gourmet spud. they came out on deadspin.
by the way: HORSEBOAT!!!!
The Fake Rick Rielly is a 12-time winner of the real Sports Writer of the Year award, because those morons don’t know the difference baby!
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I swear this is Bill Simmons. It has to be.
Yes! More pun-orientated distractions from my job@!