Gisele Socks Brady Right in the Naivete. In the latest issue of Harper’s, no doubt tucked into an essay about Sudanese refugees using Twitter, Mrs. Dreamboat describes her hubby thusly: “He has a very pure heart. He’s very naive, almost like a child. That is my favorite quality about him. One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent. He sees the world with colored glasses.” Because nobody understands the forces governing our world like Gisele. Damn, girl, if it was naivete you were looking for, that’s some game I can spit. WORLD PEACE IS ATTAINABLE IF EVERYONE JUST SAT DOWN FOR QDOBA TOGETHER! See?
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March 11th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Colored glasses? So fuckin’ what? I look through the world through beer goggles. You wanna tell me that Dreamboat’s approach is any better than mine? Fuck off.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
WHAT THE FUCK EVER! TOM BRADY IS A FACKING QUEEYAH!
March 11th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Yes, I’m sure it was his “pure heart” that made him want to bend you over a railing, call you a dirty slut, and then fuck your brains out for eternity…dummy.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
I just vomitted in my mouth
March 11th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
He’s naïve because Belichick never let him leave the compound without minders.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
“He has a very pure heart.”
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
March 11th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
“Gee willickers Mr. Belichick, how do you always know what defense the other team is going to run?”
March 11th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Don’t let Pats fans catch you wearing those coloreds’ glasses, Dreamboat.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I forgot that people with pure hearts always leave their pregnant girlfriends. I call that pure heartless.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
@ Doc Holliday
Nice imagery. Of course it’s anal sex too. Nothing says innocence like anal sex.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
@UU: At least offer to pay for the abortion.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
“Like when he posed for GQ. He had no idea holding a baby goat would look so gay.”
March 11th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
He’s a handsome white guy who fucks models on beds of cash and snuggles baby goats. How cynical could he be? Shit, I’d see the world through rose-colored glasses too if every week brought a six-figure check and every day brought a new beautiful woman to juggle my balls and lick my asshole.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Do not taunt us with Qdoba in the middle of the afternoon. That is all.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
@ UU: Could you define girlfriend please? As long as fat girl fuck buddy does not = girlfriend then I’m still fly.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Colored eyes! Full heart! Can’t lose!
March 11th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
He’s very naive, almost like a child. That is my favorite quality about him. One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent. He sees the world with colored glasses.
Translation: No prenuptial agreement. Sucker.
March 11th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Just because Gisele is a Victoria’s Secret model doesn’t mean we should listen to her when she opens and closes her mouth and sounds that form words come out.
(translation)
Why are we listening to this skinny bey-otch?
/not fa nuthin’ but Brady’s a friggin fag, amirite?
March 11th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
If she wants someone who wanders into a conversation like a child, might I suggest this fine, young gentleman?
http://x-stream.fortunecity.com/fleetst/71/donny.jpg
March 11th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Brady’s going to film his sisters-in-law in the shower with a hidden camera and then keep copies in DVD and VHS.
March 11th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
@ UU – I think you meant, “he has a very pure hahhht, NOBODY DENIES THIS!”
March 11th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
He was naive to think that Bridget was not going to keep the kid. And demand major child support from the dreamboat man-child.
March 11th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Funny. I see the world with a black condom.
Or not. We don’t have to use one, Gisele.
March 11th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I think what she’s really saying is that Brady is hung like a little boy. I think its pretty obvious that Brady has been trying to compensate for something his whole life…
March 11th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
No pre-nup equals a win for Brady. She has more money than he does.
March 11th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
dude i like qdoba those burritos are godlike
March 11th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
The first and last time I had Qdoba I woke up in a parking lot, surrounded by medics and cops, with vomit everywhere.
March 11th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
He’s very naive, almost like a child.
Would a child have let Bridget Moynihan pull the goalie on him like that?
March 11th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Would a child have let Bridget Moynihan pull the goalie on him like that?
I think the obvious answer is yes.
March 12th, 2009 at 12:13 am
wow that’s kevin spacey gay. i mean g.a.y. gay
March 12th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Hmm, while Cutler’s structured life of privilege has contributed to his sulky entitled behavior, Brady’s highly structured life of privilege has manifested a personality clueless to suffering, pain, or any inconvenience (viz. “naivete”). And here I just thought he was a robot. The psychology of NFL players is interesting, no?
/embarrassed that I had to Google “Qdoba”.
/live over 200 miles from nearest one
March 12th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
You can keep that weak arse Qdoba shyte to yourselves. Get hooked on a Monster from Freebirds if you really want a two handed heroin-like habit.
And why is Gisele being interviewed? I thought the sum total of her job was to stand there and just look pretty. I’m sure Brady might be pointing out the lack of a speaking role in her job description to her after this empty headed nonsense.
March 12th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
He may or may not be naive, but he’s whipped.