Gisele Socks Brady Right in the Naivete. In the latest issue of Harper’s, no doubt tucked into an essay about Sudanese refugees using Twitter, Mrs. Dreamboat describes her hubby thusly: “He has a very pure heart. He’s very naive, almost like a child. That is my favorite quality about him. One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent. He sees the world with colored glasses.” Because nobody understands the forces governing our world like Gisele. Damn, girl, if it was naivete you were looking for, that’s some game I can spit. WORLD PEACE IS ATTAINABLE IF EVERYONE JUST SAT DOWN FOR QDOBA TOGETHER! See?
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He may or may not be naive, but he’s whipped.
You can keep that weak arse Qdoba shyte to yourselves. Get hooked on a Monster from Freebirds if you really want a two handed heroin-like habit.
And why is Gisele being interviewed? I thought the sum total of her job was to stand there and just look pretty. I’m sure Brady might be pointing out the lack of a speaking role in her job description to her after this empty headed nonsense.
Hmm, while Cutler’s structured life of privilege has contributed to his sulky entitled behavior, Brady’s highly structured life of privilege has manifested a personality clueless to suffering, pain, or any inconvenience (viz. “naivete”). And here I just thought he was a robot. The psychology of NFL players is interesting, no?
/embarrassed that I had to Google “Qdoba”.
/live over 200 miles from nearest one
wow that’s kevin spacey gay. i mean g.a.y. gay
Would a child have let Bridget Moynihan pull the goalie on him like that?
I think the obvious answer is yes.
He’s very naive, almost like a child.
Would a child have let Bridget Moynihan pull the goalie on him like that?
The first and last time I had Qdoba I woke up in a parking lot, surrounded by medics and cops, with vomit everywhere.
dude i like qdoba those burritos are godlike
No pre-nup equals a win for Brady. She has more money than he does.
I think what she’s really saying is that Brady is hung like a little boy. I think its pretty obvious that Brady has been trying to compensate for something his whole life…
Funny. I see the world with a black condom.
Or not. We don’t have to use one, Gisele.
He was naive to think that Bridget was not going to keep the kid. And demand major child support from the dreamboat man-child.
@ UU – I think you meant, “he has a very pure hahhht, NOBODY DENIES THIS!”
Brady’s going to film his sisters-in-law in the shower with a hidden camera and then keep copies in DVD and VHS.
If she wants someone who wanders into a conversation like a child, might I suggest this fine, young gentleman?
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Just because Gisele is a Victoria’s Secret model doesn’t mean we should listen to her when she opens and closes her mouth and sounds that form words come out.
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Why are we listening to this skinny bey-otch?
/not fa nuthin’ but Brady’s a friggin fag, amirite?
He’s very naive, almost like a child. That is my favorite quality about him. One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent. He sees the world with colored glasses.
Translation: No prenuptial agreement. Sucker.
Colored eyes! Full heart! Can’t lose!
@ UU: Could you define girlfriend please? As long as fat girl fuck buddy does not = girlfriend then I’m still fly.
Do not taunt us with Qdoba in the middle of the afternoon. That is all.
He’s a handsome white guy who fucks models on beds of cash and snuggles baby goats. How cynical could he be? Shit, I’d see the world through rose-colored glasses too if every week brought a six-figure check and every day brought a new beautiful woman to juggle my balls and lick my asshole.
“Like when he posed for GQ. He had no idea holding a baby goat would look so gay.”
@UU: At least offer to pay for the abortion.
@ Doc Holliday
Nice imagery. Of course it’s anal sex too. Nothing says innocence like anal sex.
I forgot that people with pure hearts always leave their pregnant girlfriends. I call that pure heartless.
Don’t let Pats fans catch you wearing those coloreds’ glasses, Dreamboat.
“Gee willickers Mr. Belichick, how do you always know what defense the other team is going to run?”
“He has a very pure heart.”
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
He’s naïve because Belichick never let him leave the compound without minders.
I just vomitted in my mouth
Yes, I’m sure it was his “pure heart” that made him want to bend you over a railing, call you a dirty slut, and then fuck your brains out for eternity…dummy.
WHAT THE FUCK EVER! TOM BRADY IS A FACKING QUEEYAH!
Colored glasses? So fuckin’ what? I look through the world through beer goggles. You wanna tell me that Dreamboat’s approach is any better than mine? Fuck off.