T.O. is a Bill. John Clayton reports that Terrell Owens signed a one-year, $6.5M deal with Buffalo. Dick Jauron and Terrell Owens? This will all end in tears. IN TEARS I TELL YOU!!!
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T.O. is a Bill. John Clayton reports that Terrell Owens signed a one-year, $6.5M deal with Buffalo. Dick Jauron and Terrell Owens? This will all end in tears. IN TEARS I TELL YOU!!!
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Sir, you are perpetuating a denigrating stereotype. Please stop.
/Or keep going with it and keep making me laugh. I don’t care either way.
*SIGHS*……smh. Here we go again with the constant complaining, bragging & shit talking. I thought this was over. But apparently, it’s not. I notice that there is a little more to my fanclub then I’ve expected. You all minds well form a line so you can kiss my black ass, then after that I’ll shoot you dead. This is insane. TR, I’m about 99% sure that your gay and that your anxious to know whether or not I’m gay. The answer is NO my nigga, so don’t get your hopes up. I also noticed that you’ve done your homework in finding out this information about what psychologists said about homosexuality. Again, there goes the anxiousness and eager mentality dwelled in you. You failed my nigga, so stop trying to expose me.
And Brian,
Keep telling yourself that during your shift at the drive-thru.
I’m making more money than you by hustling in the streets as a side job (selling weed, drugs, etc. If you don’t know what that means. But that of course wouldn’t be categorized or familiarized in your high intellectual mind huh sonn? Since you want to be a smart ass nigga who knows it all). You too can hop off my dick becuase you are trying wayyy to hard. I bet you came up with the lame attempt of a line all by yourself huh?? Took all day to think of it too, smfh.
You two should make a autobiography about yourselves as homosexuals since you want to be sooo in tune of what I got to say every five minutes. Another idea that can be used for you queers is making a sequel to “Brokeback Mountain”. My advice to both you bitches is just fall back and consider this a lesson alright??, because I just crushed and heavily exposed both of you. I bet yall some racist rednecks from Boston or something. Regardless, you both are miserable.
B eZ youngN’s
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Some folk’ll never LOL a toe…
Hugely inflated ego. Retarded IM-style writing. Barely repressed homosexuality.
I’m pretty sure BKDisciple is actually the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.
Oh man, the new Monday Morning Quarterback is up. Peter King moved. I cannot wait to see the KSK response.
EL OH EL.
I love AOL speak.
@boatdrinks: even so, that still makes for the most promising bills season in a decade.
@Rocco: I too moved back to Upstate after 3 years away, and the reasons I moved back are still valid. BUT vacations away are ok too! But yesterday I was at the south end of Lake George, on a warm day with beautiful sky and mountains. Good stuff.
Anyhoo, my prediction after 5 minutes thought this morning: T.O. will be engaged and “normal” for the first three games. Then he will be neutral and moderately quiet for the next four games. At the 8th game mark, and onward, he will be cold and whiny and start his campaign for the next destination; team implodes week 14. But I could be wrong. Maybe.
Peter King’s post is up. No mailbag action though. I was hoping to make the list as Frank from Fernandina Beach.
my kat’s breff smelz lak cat fud
Wow, so I hear TO is heading to the Bills. Could anyone ever imagined in A MILLION YEARS that TO would be a Bill?
/What flavor of HATERADE do guys like best? Do they have G2 HATERADE?
Mah poop tastes 2 gud 2 B beleeved. U hatas kant no how gud it iz.
But I could care less because these hating azz dudes on here are just inspiring me to do better and become better at what I do.
Well, you certainly couldn;t be any worse at what you do.
And that’s humiliating people.
You’re missing a comma in there after “humiliating.”
Repressed feelings of homosexuality.
There’s no need to hide it anymore, BKDisciple. We’re all fine with your sexual orientation.
El Duke don’t know who the fuck you are but you sound like a gay ass fag nigga too.
Psychologists tell us that men who call other men “fag” and “gay” all the time are really trying to cover up for their own repressed feelings of sexuality.
Lmao….dickheads
Yes, the people who were mocking you for being an insufferable asshole with a third-grade grasp of English. *They* were the dickheads. Yes. *Them* but certainly not *you*.
Keep telling yourself that during your shift at the drive-thru.
@BKDisciple
*YAWN* This is a football site, not a tired cliche site.
/catch you on the flip side good buddy.
@BKDisciple
Needs more NO ONE DENIES THIS.
i have been using my initials to post on these threads for the past year and i would hate to have to stop now.
one thing you must learn, my disciple, is that to admit patriots fandom on ksk is like golfing in a thunderstorm.
also, learn to take a goddamn joke.
@Bill Brasky
No, just a simple case of dudes drinking a heavy dose of HATERADE. I make one comment and the hole website is on top of the list to throw shots at me, smfh… Damn shame if you ask me. But I could care less because these hating azz dudes on here are just inspiring me to do better and become better at what I do. And that’s humiliating people. It really ain’t that serious my man, it’s just the principle that counts to this matter here. But getting back to your question, HELL NO dis ain’t no fucking gay altercation or whatever the fuck you call it. I’m just a regular average football fan placing my opinion on this subject.
What is this here, some sort of gay-out?
El Duke don’t know who the fuck you are but you sound like a gay ass fag nigga too. But you can join the fan club too if you’d like. I love my hatas man!!!! LoL, keep it coming.
Rocco checking in…sorry to miss out on all the fun. I was down in the 1st ward all day yesterday for the Shamrock Run getting shit housed. The 1st Ward is all Irish, no blacks down there. That’s the East Side. Got a text from a buddy and called b.s. Well, I for one am rushing out for season tickets and a T.O. jersey. This is going to be the best Bills season ever. And just in time, before they leave for Toronto.
And you know, I still stand by my opinion that Buffalo isn’t all that bad. Sure, our economy sucks and we may not have the best looking people, and there’s that whole 4 Super Bowl losses, Wide Right, No Goal, Music City Miracle, etc. stuff, but come on, I moved back for a reason, right? Right?
Nobody would give thirty pieces of silver for BKDisciple718.
Can I be BKJudas? I totally want to turn that motherfucker in.
Yea, get off his jock.
We should be worshiping the BK, whatever that is… Burger King or something.
And DavidtheUnderpantsGnome. You would have a gay ass screen name like that. LOLLL
First of all, everyone needs to jump off my dick for loving me so much. Don’t get me wrong though, I truly admire & appreciate the hate from the fanclub I have broadening here, but seriously if you all(the people that commented me) had some type of sense, then you would know that I obviously was shortening words. But that isn’t clicking to you all. It’s alright though…
Anyway, that message is dedicated to Gino, Otto Man, Westbrook, bobby & (insert wit). Hop off my dick & get a life. It ain’t enough room for all you queer, homo ass niggas. Holla at ur boi. 1
P.S. , Is that enough English for ya?? Lmao….dickheads
I’m pretty sure that Mase still wants you to know he told you that he won’t stop, eh eh, eh eh.
Is it possible for someone to go UN-BEEF-MOE? Because that’s what’ll happen when TO starts phoning it in midway through the season.
Other than the Bills are there any
blackpeople in Buffalo?Fixed.
Other than the Bills are there any black people in Buffalo?
Just what Buffalo needs, another smoking hole in the ground.
I am not sure how 289 is going to turn this into a clever witty t-shirt.
Trent Edwards is probably shitting himself right now thinking about how T.O. is gonna berate him on the sidelines. I give Owen till mid season before he’s gone.
threadjack:
Sunday without football still sucks donkey cock
/threadjack
Place your bets on how and when T.O. will throw Trent Edwards or J.P. Losman under the bus:
I say that by November T.O. will call Edwards a gay, weak-stomached, “Frenemy” who only throws to the white guy.
@BKDisciple718: Man Simmons has really let himself go.
T.O. GO BEAF-MOE?
But seriously, I think this will make Lee Evans worth more, rather than less.
Was Beaker with him?
I saw a guy in a T.O. Cowboys jersey and Cowboys hat on the Metro last night about two hours after this was announced. Is that some weird farewell tour for the jersey?
So, this drops Lee Evans into about the 15th round, right?
He’ll drop, but not too far. With a superstar occupying the top corner across the field, he’s due for a nice year (like Welkah this past season) He’ll be a steal in the 7th.
/denies any connection to BKdisciple.
//is, however, a closet pats fan.
@Pony up your ass:
Jets fans looking down on anyone? That is some fucking comedy gold right there.
Didn’t he get raped & butt fucked by Roscoe Parrish back at Orchard Park durin dat SB run we had??
NO ONE DENIES THIS!!
The Bills minds well jus start makin ways 2 clear waivers n get da hell outa town. How much worse do u want ur team history 2 b even though the past is already quietly speakin 4 itself?
Did you text this from the girls’ changing rooms at Old Navy? OMG that iz 2 die 4!
Enuff wit us dow cuzz i no we’ll win da AFC East neway, as far as gettin bak 2 da subject…T
Hey, Ali G is indahouse. Or maybe study hall.
Either way, respect!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
/seriously? did the Bills need Rockhands dropping passes for them for $6 million?
//does anyone else want to go the over on how many passes he’ll drop when they’re underthrown 5 yards by Edwards and cold weather has made the ball as hard as a Pats fan’s head?
From America’s Team to Canada’s Team
*AFC
//drunker than I thought
So a wide receiver who has undermined three established starting quarterbacks is now playing for a team that has Trent Edwards as the starter? This is going to end well. Honestly as a Jets fan I never thought it would be possible to feel sympathy for another AFE East fan base and yet today, I do pause and pray for the people of Buffalo. But lets face if you were born and raised in Buffalo you should just kill yourself anyways.
/drunk
I do admire BKDisciple’s inventive use of the phrase “comin of age.”
It’s about time Shawn Springs came of age. Now he can finally walk with a woman!
British Knights Disciple or Burger King Disciple? Not a PE (Proper English) Disciple.
+1 Westbrook
@bobby steels
Have you ever followed the links to other Uproxx sites? Some of those comments are worse than BK’s, and those seem to be real. o.0
And BKDisciple is the reason everyone loves the Fack tha Patriots threads
No way that BKDesciple comment is real. None. Clearly, some group of guys has started to make KSK Kommenter Kharacters. Some real meta shit.
Hm, BKDisciple, by any chance are you an English teacher?
LOL @ Kim Hong. U have a great point in that statement cuz me as a Patz fan as well wud also b concerned. Didn’t he get raped & butt fucked by Roscoe Parrish back at Orchard Park durin dat SB run we had?? Yea i thought so LMAO. But neway gettin bak 2 wat i wuz discussin, das y we signed Shawn Springs rite……….??? Yea he’s comin of age yes i no, but he certainly gets da job done ova Ellis Hobbs bum ass. I truly have no feel 4 dat bum ass nigga. Age differential will b key n that matchup as well as experience.
Enuff wit us dow cuzz i no we’ll win da AFC East neway, as far as gettin bak 2 da subject…The Bills minds well jus start makin ways 2 clear waivers n get da hell outa town. How much worse do u want ur team history 2 b even though the past is already quietly speakin 4 itself? Im sorry, but im not buyin dis shyt at all. It’ll b a miracle comin if they’re even considered n the playoff picture dis year.
Me and my Bills we’re going to the superbowl!
/this can’t be good
//WTF? TO?
I too was surprised to see that Buffalo had a football team. Seriously.
@ King Hong
I don’t know, as a Pats fan I am sort of worried about this development. Who the fuck is going to cover him, Ellis Hobbs?
They did sign Shawn Springs.
I beleive TO will keep his yap shut and collect his game cheques this year with little fanfare.
Seriously.
If the Bills somehow can lift themselves from mediocrity and make the playoffs, TO can be a hero just by playing well. If the Bills suck again and TO doesn’t make an ass of himself, he still gets paid a huge amount of money and rehabs his rep for another nice payday in 2010. It’s a win/win for buffalo and TO if he’s smart enough to keep his mouth shut. I think he will.
If TO gets the Bills to the Super Bowl and win it in that one year contract, it will be the end of the world and My Little Apocalypse Pony will come to destroy us all.
@UU
Cheers to the Genny Cream Ale…. I’m sure its the only that can kill this kind of pain
Now he’s Toronto’s problem.
I don’t know, as a Pats fan I am sort of worried about this development. Who the fuck is going to cover him, Ellis Hobbs?
Is Trent Edwards due any bonus money this season? He’ll need some extra scratch to pay for all those therapy sessions he’s going to end up needing when the season is over…
Guess Screamin’ A, er, Steven A. Smith has a new favorite team!
first of all everything in Buffalo ends in tears. I say fuck it, it can be any worse than the way Buffalo ended last season after their hot.
I’m not rushing out to buy a T.O. jersey but I am rushing out to buy some more Genesee beer.
@Boatdrinks: I have to imagine that they’re both drinking heavily right now.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!
/deep breath. considers that the Pats’ 10 game (i.e. 5 year) winning streak against the Bills might be in jeopardy.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!
This will all end in tears.
Unless… T.O. is in the Bills parking lot while Marshawn is driving.
Punch Rockgroin: +1 for your name.
–Trunk Slamchest
They still play football in Buffalo?
T.O. to T.O. (for one home game, and a couple preseaons).
TO in Buffalo? Even if he nukes that city, will anyone even know. Or Care?