Drew’s Penthouse Column Now Online: Earlier this year, I joined Penthouse magazine as a monthly columnist. You can read the first column here, at the shockingly SAFE FOR WORK penthousemagazine.com. No need to buy the magazine, or endure the painfully awkward experience of asking Zulfiqar your cashier to sell you a copy. I’ll post column links every time a new column pops up. Enjoy, my fellow Kit Kat eaters.