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By: John Whorfin

John Whorfin — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:28:30 +0000

What the hell is this picture? Did you crop out the part where Brady Quinn is grabbing ankles off stage right?

By: Markus

Markus — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:52:10 +0000

@ DeepFriar

Stephen A. Smith’s man-cruch on TO still won’t get 81 an NBA tryout

By: Leigh

Leigh — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:35:36 +0000

Put T.O. and Marmalard together and watch Norv’s head implode

1) Owner that likes the spotlight (Jerry Jones/Alexander Spanos)
2) Coach who isn’t considered a hardass (Hardasses: Parcells, Belichick, Coughlin. Non-hardasses: Phillips, Norv Turner)
3) Good quarterback (Romo/Rivers)
4) Team that is pretty good, but could still explode if someone blew up in the locker room (Cowboys/Chargers)

Yeah, Owens would feel at home in San Diego.

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:30:47 +0000

You guys want entertainment? Put T.O. and Marmalard together and watch Norv’s head implode.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:12:05 +0000

The Redskins don’t want Owens?

I refuse to live in a world where Dan Synder acts in the best long-term interests of his own team.

/kills self
//actually, failed at suicide just like T.O., so still alive

By: Nikki

Nikki — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:19:34 +0000

I did actually make the comment earlier in the week I wanted to give away T.O. for my birthday (which was yesterday…so go figure).

It was a necessary move and I respect them for finally doing something right and in the more than just short term interest of the entire organization. I don’t care what his stats are compared to the rest of our wideouts, that wasn’t us in Tampa Bay last month.

By: yournamehere

yournamehere — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:05:13 +0000

The Cowboys are also blaming Owens for their loss in Super Bowl X. He should have broken up that pass to Lynn Swann.

By: GranvilleWaitersXperience

GranvilleWaitersXperience — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:49:59 +0000

“You can’t spell cuntfaced vaginal secretion without T.O.”

Wow, that is some top grade funny. Outstanding work.

By: Big Black Richard

Big Black Richard — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:57:01 +0000

I demand that TO and Michael Vick be signed by the same team. I want my entertainment, dammit!

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:32:39 +0000

@FMRA: OK, you’ve convinced me not to kill myself. Cue the Daily Affirmation With Stuart Smalley segment…

I do think that MBIII and a healthy Felix Jones can lighten the load for Romo so the team doesn’t have to depend on him to make plays all the time. If teams have to stack the box for the run then he can toss the ball to Witten and the receivers without feeling much pressure.

@UU: They should start packaging it as a breakfast cereal and call it Fiber One. No way it doesn’t become a top seller.