Eldorado out in Dallas. After lots of talk the Cowboys have finally released Terrell Owens. That thing you smell is Dan Snyder, who voided his bowels in all the excitement. Poor Sarge, he’ll be cleaning that up all morning. Needless to say, the watch is on. Update: Thank God.
I want more like this!
Follow Kissing Suzy Kolber on Facebook and get the latest NFL news and humor before everyone else.