Hope for the lovelorn. We get enough submissions to the old mailbag to know that there are a few lonely bachelors reading KSK. For them we have a bit of good news. Deidre Lane has been released from prison in Raleigh, North Carolina after serving six-years for killing her husband, Panthers running back Fred Lane.
Before his death Lane was known for busting out ‘the worm’ in the end zone after scoring a touchdown. Now Lane is best remembered for getting shot by his crazy bitch wife. Man, I don’t know which is a worse legacy. Let me get back to you on that…
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:12 am
Only six years for murder? Rae Carruth must be due for parole then soon. There’s a nice reactor south of Raleigh, right on Rt. 1. Let that go Chernobyl and be done with this stupid state.
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:24 am
So in the competition between Panthers players and Panthers WAGs, we’re all tied up?
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:36 am
Not exactly a looker
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:42 am
@Stu – Neither are many of the lonely KSK readers. They will take what they can get
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:44 am
Maybe so, but I think I’d rather nail Fred Lane. Today.
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:45 am
“Today” made that 100 times funnier. Kudos
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:01 pm
@Slothrop – I live literally two miles from the Shearon Harris Plant. My wife, children and I ask you to reconsider your wishes.
Perhaps you and I can make peace and I can introduce you to Miss Lane?
March 3rd, 2009 at 1:58 pm
@Fear: Move. Move now. Have you ever been a couple hours south to Robeson Co.? Have you been to Fayetteville? Jesus, man, I’ve seen nicer leper colonies on the History Channel.
March 3rd, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Already trapped in her friend zone.
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I hope we can get Deidre Lane to start hanging out with Deanna Favre and give her some tips.
March 4th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Did Deidra Lane still the insurance money>>