Seahawks win the Houshmandzottery; Titans sign Nate Washington away from Steelers. Wow, I’m happy, and Christmas Ape is sad. Not too often that happens in regards to the NFL. Everything else, sure. But not the NFL.
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March 2nd, 2009 at 6:27 pm
WE’LL MISS YOUR STONE HANDS, NATE!
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Fuck – Mora better whip his ass into shape and get him practicing with Matt. I don’t want to go thru another season of “he still has to learn the offense and Matt” before we get results.
That being said, any new Housh posts should be interesting.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Ufford is a blithe spirit
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Fortunately the Steelers still have Sweed to fill the role of deep threat to drop wide open deep throws.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:35 pm
c hox suk nuff said
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I heard T.J. broke his leg in three places during the signing.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:44 pm
T.J., you can drop by my place unannounced and grab a beer ANYTIME.
/nice to have a Seahawk wide receiver who can catch passes
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
So, with Hooch now in the Rainy City, what are the chances of Seattle taking Mike Crabtree as well? It seems like a decent idea, gives them a young and talented receiver so Hooch doesn’t get double-teamed like Sasha Grey every game, but there’s so many other holes that need filling as well (again, like Sasha Grey). Thoughts? Yes? No? Shut up Jay you British bastard?
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:52 pm
with any luck 7-9 should win the NFC west. Truly a masterstroke by the hawks.
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:05 pm
TJ also visited Minnesota. I guess a temperature of -1, two feet of snow, a functionally-retarded head coach and a (now) Three-Headed Quarteback Monster called SageTarv Booty weren’t effective selling points.
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:09 pm
So they finally got the final-piece-of-the-puzzle receiver they’ve been needing forever. And only three years too late. Well played, Seattle.
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:18 pm
gonna be 7-9 in the NFC West!
So you’ll clinch the division by October then, yes?
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:18 pm
TJ also visited Minnesota. I guess a temperature of -1, two feet of snow, a functionally-retarded head coach and a (now) Three-Headed Quarteback Monster called SageTarv Booty weren’t effective selling points.
But doesn’t Minneapolis have a thriving Iranian-American community?
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Seahawks still have Brian Russell to laugh at happily(for us at least).
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:26 pm
I’m really going to miss Nate’s four spectacular catches and the 796 drops of 6 yard outs that he brings to the team every year. At least I can remove the phrase “Nate, you worthless piece of shit” from my vocabulary.
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:42 pm
But doesn’t Minneapolis have a thriving Iranian-American community?
Wait, I just checked. His name is Tarij.
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:18 pm
But doesn’t Minneapolis have a thriving Iranian-American community?
Wait, I just checked. His name is Tarij.
Tarij now prefers to be called Paul “Ole” Olson.
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:24 pm
And Ted Thompson is still on vacation
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Suck it, PK… Great insight (as usual) from that numbnuts.
“e. You tried on Houshmandzadeh, Seattle. Taking him up in a pontoon plane for a city tour and landing on Lake Washington and walking up on the dock to your practice fields. Cool stuff.
f. But I don’t think you’re getting him.”
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:45 pm
@ED:
YOU DOUBT THE INFALLIBLE PROGNOSTICATION SKILLS OF PETER KING? DOESN’T HIS MASTERY OF BULLET POINTS PROVE HE KNOWS ALL AND SEES ALL?!
FALL DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS, KNAVE!!!
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Lofty words. True words.
/Or maybe not.
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
@Shot of Ginn
And Ted Thompson is still on vacation
Good god, I hope so… I don’t want him wasting money on the crap that has signed so far, and they weren’t going to overpay for Haynesworth or Canty. Just let him focus on the draft.
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:29 pm
This little nugget from the Tennessean –
He runs very well,” Fisher said. “He ran by a lot of good defensive players this past year. And so the speed is a bonus. But he’s a football player, and that’s what you need at the position. He makes catches and can get open. He’s going to be productive.
I prefer the non football players we have had at receiver the last few years thank your very much.
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:37 pm
I’ll just go ahead and not draft TJ next season on the presumption that he’ll tear a hammy running to get Matty Has a can of Campbell’s Hearty and miss 27 of the next 32 games. He’ll miss them in the following order – play, miss, miss, miss, play, miss, play, miss, miss, play, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss…
/going mad without power really is no fun
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Titans waaaaay overpaid for Nate. Good luck with that, and who is the ‘great QB’ he was referring to in the interview after he signed?
Anyways, now the only player left in the burgh with hands of Milan Kraft is probably some six year old spawned from one of Milan’s forays into the working women of Shadyside.
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Sounds like the Titans are complimenting their QB of the future who can’t throw with a wide receiver of the future who can’t catch.
We may be seeing the birth of the NFL’s first run-only offense.
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
@cooperissuper – tall, short, short, tall, tall, short, short, short, short, tall….
@georger – uh…ike taylor, anyone?
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
And the Giants signed Rocky Bernard and Chris Canty and look to have to the best defense going into the 2009 season. So I’m happy.
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:06 am
Oh yeah, Ike Taylor. Didn’t he die in a grease fire?
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:16 am
You’re happy about Nate Washington?? Get ready to be disappointed. For every great catch he makes he’ll also have a crucial drop.
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:52 am
I ain’t won jack a lot from the Houshmandzottery. The Houshmandzottery should be the jack squattery because I ain’t jack squatting a lot. They should rename the Houshmandzottery to the jack squattery because that’s all I win in it !!!!!
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:11 am
Lions miss out again.
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 am
Look out everybody, now that Who’syourmamma is gone Ocho Cinco is gonna be a star!
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:04 am
FIX YO NUMBER 2 RECIEVER !!!
Nate you won’t be missed. That said how about some Lavernieououaeis Coles to play along side Hines.
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:09 am
Nate will have a 50/50 chance of catching his plane to Nashville.
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:50 am
Put some new shit up. I’m tired of this quick hit. I want some nice longgg rip to read through. Like an ocho-cinco/lewis post, priceless pep talk, maybe a little sexy rexy. Lazy bastards.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Oh my GOD! Not NATE WASHINGTON!!!!
/dismissive wanking motion