LOW MILEAGE, HAS SOME PETER KING CUM STAINS ON THE PASSENGER SEAT. Brittfar is auctioning off his truck on eBay, naturally because he’s out of a job and struggling mightily in this economy. But how can a land baron lord over his agrarian empire without his noble chariot? That’s a lot of meadow to stroll, Meadowstroller Gunslinger. [Green Bay, Booze and Broads]