LOW MILEAGE, HAS SOME PETER KING CUM STAINS ON THE PASSENGER SEAT. Brittfar is auctioning off his truck on eBay, naturally because he’s out of a job and struggling mightily in this economy. But how can a land baron lord over his agrarian empire without his noble chariot? That’s a lot of meadow to stroll, Meadowstroller Gunslinger. [Green Bay, Booze and Broads]
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If I could be guaranteed that there would be secret compartments full of Mexican vicodin, I would place a bid on the truck right now.
HEY dontcha need a truck to “work the land”?
Now how is Favre going to get to all those spontaneous touch football games?
I’m holding out for the personilized gun rack meth in the glovebox before I place my bid.
Ooh, heated leather seats? Fuck and yes!
Howie Long: “Buying a truck through eBay is okay, I guess. FOR PUSSIES.”
You throw in a pair of Wranglers and you got yourself a deal!
Favre’s selling it because everytime he drives it to the store, the truck is intercepted by the local Hooters and he ends up there all day instead of working the land.
No bull bar or brush guard?!? Pfft, amateur.
Better get some fucking shipping insurance on that thing, lest it go 50 miles past the final destination and be intercepted.
That truck defines rugged.
UPDATE: Brett’s now saying the truck isn’t for sale.
I can’t believe he’s selling that truck! That truck still has what it takes to win! That truck is a champion!
before crossing any state lines, your after-purchase inspection should definitely include a thorough search for the hidden compartments full of Mexican vicodin
He made his own truck out of pure grit.
Peter King will bid his life savings on this truck, and then spend the rest of his days trying to fuck the tailpipe.
That’s not blood in that vial.
Being in neckville, I do notice that is a Kings Ranch ford. Top of the line with real cow leather seats and center console. You get in one of those and start looking for a cow asshole to put out a cigarette.
Don’t forget the vial of PK’s blood hanging from the rear-view mirror.