LOW MILEAGE, HAS SOME PETER KING CUM STAINS ON THE PASSENGER SEAT. Brittfar is auctioning off his truck on eBay, naturally because he’s out of a job and struggling mightily in this economy. But how can a land baron lord over his agrarian empire without his noble chariot? That’s a lot of meadow to stroll, Meadowstroller Gunslinger. [Green Bay, Booze and Broads]
Tags: FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE, howie long says that truck is gay
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:04 am
Don’t forget the vial of PK’s blood hanging from the rear-view mirror.
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:08 am
That’s not blood in that vial.
Being in neckville, I do notice that is a Kings Ranch ford. Top of the line with real cow leather seats and center console. You get in one of those and start looking for a cow asshole to put out a cigarette.
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:10 am
Peter King will bid his life savings on this truck, and then spend the rest of his days trying to fuck the tailpipe.
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:13 am
He made his own truck out of pure grit.
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:27 am
before crossing any state lines, your after-purchase inspection should definitely include a thorough search for the hidden compartments full of Mexican vicodin
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:30 am
I can’t believe he’s selling that truck! That truck still has what it takes to win! That truck is a champion!
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:38 am
UPDATE: Brett’s now saying the truck isn’t for sale.
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:49 pm
That truck defines rugged.
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Better get some fucking shipping insurance on that thing, lest it go 50 miles past the final destination and be intercepted.
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:53 pm
No bull bar or brush guard?!? Pfft, amateur.
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Favre’s selling it because everytime he drives it to the store, the truck is intercepted by the local Hooters and he ends up there all day instead of working the land.
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:10 pm
You throw in a pair of Wranglers and you got yourself a deal!
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Howie Long: “Buying a truck through eBay is okay, I guess. FOR PUSSIES.”
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Ooh, heated leather seats? Fuck and yes!
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I’m holding out for the personilized gun rack meth in the glovebox before I place my bid.
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Now how is Favre going to get to all those spontaneous touch football games?
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:32 pm
HEY dontcha need a truck to “work the land”?
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:30 pm
If I could be guaranteed that there would be secret compartments full of Mexican vicodin, I would place a bid on the truck right now.