Your Ass Has Something to Say And Jeff Reed Wants to Make Sure Everyone Hears It
Having gotten his drank on in Tampa, Jeff Reed now embarks on an offseason of sitting at tables with large bottles of Grey Goose and sticking microphones up guys’ asses. Because the flatus must be heard! And leopard print girl seems very interested in what it has to say.
Ahem. Anyway, sorry to push Kate Mara down the page, but the latest in the neverending series of exclusive shots of Skippy getting tanked takes precedent.
Also, for a quick daily refresher in annoying homerism: it seems Cowboys fans are all hot and bothered because some diptard on ESPN suggested that the Steelers should now be the ones called “America’s Team” because they have lots of fans and the most Super Bowl titles. I think I speak in accordance with the rest of Steelers fans when I say we don’t give a shit and Dallas can keep their dumb moniker.
WE ONLY INTERESTED IN DRANKIN’
Tags: drunken kickers, skippy reed, xmas ape
February 8th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
On a very special episode of Bromance…
February 8th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Jesus Christ, look at that Affliction shirt. Since when are kickers allowed to pretend to be tough.
February 8th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
NO ONE CAN DENY WHO AMERICAH’S TEAM IS
February 8th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Jeff Reed in an Affliction t-shirt? What are the odds
February 8th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
“Excuse me. I’d like to ASS you a few questions.”
February 8th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Ape… I’d rather have the Steelers as America’s Team than the Cowboys, drunk kicker and all…
What, no blogkakke for the Pro Bowl? The Horror!
February 8th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
That picture is a metaphor for every interview Reed’s given.
February 8th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Did he piss his pants?
February 8th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
@Marmalard
I noticed that as well. Certainly looks like it.
February 8th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
JEFF REED GON KILL SOME BITCHES IF HE RUN OUT OF ICE!
February 8th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
@ Ryan
I agree that, as a rule, kickers are not usually considered to be “tough.” Reed, however, actually IS a badass!
February 8th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
“Reed, however, actually IS an ass!” Fixed!
I think he was doing a pre-coitus interview.
February 8th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
No, no, Jeff Reed will never be considered tough. Ever. By anyone. Look at his hair and tell me you’re afraid of that guy.
February 8th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
“And now for an impression you might find a bit cheeky.”
February 8th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Jeff Reed: Pauly Shore’s long-lost twin.
February 8th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Skippy just amplifying the results of his cousin Guy Fieri’s menu items at TGIFridays
February 8th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
“This week on Tool Academy…”
February 8th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
The “America’s Team” moniker became worthless when the Atlanta Braves started using it.
February 8th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
And besides, didn’t the Cowboys officially change it to “South America’s Team” back in the 90s?
February 8th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
“Didja hear what the asshole said?”
Also, Reed peed his pants and Grey Goose is the drink of choice for rich, semi-famous gaywads.
February 9th, 2009 at 1:56 am
Skippy in an Assliction shirt. Guess the Ed Hardy one was dirty.
February 9th, 2009 at 5:07 am
If somebody does a Jeff Reed/Snow Mizer photoshop I’ll forever consider them awesome.
February 9th, 2009 at 9:42 am
HCP –
I was looking for a Jeff Reed/Pokemon photoshop, but I’ll be happy either way.
February 10th, 2009 at 7:25 am
I just want to know when Goku, Vegeta and the rest of the super sayans are going to show up.