You Could See Her Vagina and Everything
Former Dallas Cowboys receiver Terry Glenn was nabbed by the Irving Police Department last week for unwinding in his extended stay hotel room with a little bit of weed. Now as we all know there is nothing wrong with that, but if you are going to indulge in such an environment then you should probably keep a low profile. Unfortunately for Terry, she he was roaming the hallways sans pants.
Irving PD spokesman David Tull says officers were summoned to the Extended Stay Deluxe Hotel near Meadow Creek Drive and Highway 114 on a suspicious person call. A source familiar with the incident says Glenn had been seen roaming the hotel’s hallways naked, but Irving PD could not confirm that account.
Yep, that’s going to attract the kind of attention you absolutely do not want. Glenn was released after posting bond and promising to put his damn pants back on. The story has been mostly ignored by mainstream outlets, mostly because smoking pot is no big deal, but also because his backstroke is for shit.
Dallas Observer via PFT
Tags: Michael Phelps thinks he should have worn a speedo, Terry Glenn, Unsilent Majority
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February 5th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
I have it on good authority that Glenn become a Parcells guy when he showed Coach Man-Tits his 9 inches of so-called “she”.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
You know, considering how efficient and strong an Olympic swimmer’s lungs need to be, Michael Phelps was probably taking bong hits of Kryptonian strength.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
You know, Terry, when millionaires like you and me want to get stoned and walk around with our pants off, it makes more sense to stay at a more upscale hotel. Hotel managers don’t call the cops when it might mean losing $650 per night.
$55 per night? There are plenty of people wearing pants who can afford that.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Who the hell is Terry Glenn?
February 5th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
So Terry, have you thought about… PANTS?
/bassline to “Cannonball” by the Breeders
//will retire that joke when Otto retires his “Me fail English” joke
February 5th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Extended Stay Deluxe! When you’re absolutely sure there’s no chance she’s taking your pantsless, weed-smoking ass back!
February 5th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
What’s he still doing in the Dallas area? It’s not like the Cowboys need another diva receiver, right?
/prays that offseason is uneventful in Dallas
//knows that the Double-J is an insufferable attention whore
///cries self to sleep
February 5th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
//will retire that joke when Otto retires his “Me fail English” joke
Retire that joke? That’s unpossible.
See also: “IBM executives get the best acid.”
February 5th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Pants and weed just don’t make a whole lot of sense together, is all I’m saying.
February 5th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
The witness says that that penis had a mole on it – she’d recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he’s extremely dangerous. That mole is the key to it.
February 5th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Yep, pants are just too restrictive on that really deep drag. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
February 5th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I guess when it comes down to a choice between pants and weed, the outcome is unevitable.
/pitiful attempt to bridge gap
February 5th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
More weed and less pants might make JJ a better owner.
‘I AM FUCKIN….mellooooooooooo.
February 5th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
jerry jones might just cut his ass again, just for G-D fuck of it. it would get him his headlines.
and I can’t wait to hear what michael irvin has to say about this! maybe keyshawn? hell, even MILLEN!
February 5th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Worst. Sex. Mailbag. Ever!!!!!
February 5th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Did anyone happen to catch exactly WHERE and WHO Terry bought this “so high I need to take my pants off and walk around a hotel naked” weed from?
What? No reason, just want to stay, um, imformed, yeah, in case we talk about it at work or something.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
If Santonio Holmes had done this, the hotel would have been buried in desperate women.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
@Animal Mother: Listen, man, I don’t NEED drugs to take my pants off and have a good time, alright?
/Above the Influence’d
February 5th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Everyone knows you can’t enter Ewok Village with pants on.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
In Terry’s defense, he had pants, he just forgot where they were.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
My guess is that he was smoking out of a 6′ bong all by his self and he had to take his pants off because the carb was way down at the bottom. Due to my limited stature I can only hit a 4′ when alone.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Well look who ran out of relaxer. Poinsettia down at the shop is not gonna be happy with you.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
high and pantless? sounds like a party!
February 5th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Are we sure Drew wasn’t involved in this in any way?
February 5th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
@Katni – Yeah, but you’re more fun when you do.
/Holiday Inn Express’d
February 6th, 2009 at 12:19 am
“Amateur.” — Charles Haley.