Former Dallas Cowboys receiver Terry Glenn was nabbed by the Irving Police Department last week for unwinding in his extended stay hotel room with a little bit of weed. Now as we all know there is nothing wrong with that, but if you are going to indulge in such an environment then you should probably keep a low profile. Unfortunately for Terry, she he was roaming the hallways sans pants.
Irving PD spokesman David Tull says officers were summoned to the Extended Stay Deluxe Hotel near Meadow Creek Drive and Highway 114 on a suspicious person call. A source familiar with the incident says Glenn had been seen roaming the hotel’s hallways naked, but Irving PD could not confirm that account.
Yep, that’s going to attract the kind of attention you absolutely do not want. Glenn was released after posting bond and promising to put his damn pants back on. The story has been mostly ignored by mainstream outlets, mostly because smoking pot is no big deal, but also because his backstroke is for shit.
Dallas Observer via PFT
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“Amateur.” — Charles Haley.
@Katni – Yeah, but you’re more fun when you do.
/Holiday Inn Express’d
Are we sure Drew wasn’t involved in this in any way?
high and pantless? sounds like a party!
Well look who ran out of relaxer. Poinsettia down at the shop is not gonna be happy with you.
My guess is that he was smoking out of a 6′ bong all by his self and he had to take his pants off because the carb was way down at the bottom. Due to my limited stature I can only hit a 4′ when alone.
In Terry’s defense, he had pants, he just forgot where they were.
Everyone knows you can’t enter Ewok Village with pants on.
@Animal Mother: Listen, man, I don’t NEED drugs to take my pants off and have a good time, alright?
/Above the Influence’d
If Santonio Holmes had done this, the hotel would have been buried in desperate women.
Did anyone happen to catch exactly WHERE and WHO Terry bought this “so high I need to take my pants off and walk around a hotel naked” weed from?
What? No reason, just want to stay, um, imformed, yeah, in case we talk about it at work or something.
Worst. Sex. Mailbag. Ever!!!!!
jerry jones might just cut his ass again, just for G-D fuck of it. it would get him his headlines.
and I can’t wait to hear what michael irvin has to say about this! maybe keyshawn? hell, even MILLEN!
More weed and less pants might make JJ a better owner.
‘I AM FUCKIN….mellooooooooooo.
I guess when it comes down to a choice between pants and weed, the outcome is unevitable.
/pitiful attempt to bridge gap
Yep, pants are just too restrictive on that really deep drag. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
The witness says that that penis had a mole on it – she’d recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he’s extremely dangerous. That mole is the key to it.
Pants and weed just don’t make a whole lot of sense together, is all I’m saying.
//will retire that joke when Otto retires his “Me fail English” joke
Retire that joke? That’s unpossible.
See also: “IBM executives get the best acid.”
What’s he still doing in the Dallas area? It’s not like the Cowboys need another diva receiver, right?
/prays that offseason is uneventful in Dallas
//knows that the Double-J is an insufferable attention whore
///cries self to sleep
Extended Stay Deluxe! When you’re absolutely sure there’s no chance she’s taking your pantsless, weed-smoking ass back!
So Terry, have you thought about… PANTS?
/bassline to “Cannonball” by the Breeders
//will retire that joke when Otto retires his “Me fail English” joke
Who the hell is Terry Glenn?
You know, Terry, when millionaires like you and me want to get stoned and walk around with our pants off, it makes more sense to stay at a more upscale hotel. Hotel managers don’t call the cops when it might mean losing $650 per night.
$55 per night? There are plenty of people wearing pants who can afford that.
You know, considering how efficient and strong an Olympic swimmer’s lungs need to be, Michael Phelps was probably taking bong hits of Kryptonian strength.
I have it on good authority that Glenn become a Parcells guy when he showed Coach Man-Tits his 9 inches of so-called “she”.