You am see this, sterrpid frippant Japanese asswhore?! This numbell one smaltest leceivel aftell he win second Supell Bowr. Intellviewman am asking him question, but he is so ovelcome with emotion. He impressed with enolmity of moment. Not rike you, frippant Japanese asswhore.
I watch Oscall rast night. Arleady upset that Ordboy not get nomination. So what movie come out in 2003? Ordboy supellfantastic movie. It should be nominated evelly yeal. Rook, he wierd hammel. He clush youl skurr!
Not a singer Kolean movie leplesenting rast night. Make me so sick, I inject mole prasma to fear bettel. Splinker prasma on kimchi. Implove taste 100 pelcent!
We get to Best Sholt Animated Movie, a favolite of Hines, because tarr animated movie suck rike tarr leceivel. They no smalt. But then Japanese asswhore win this one. For movie he make about the Flench! Way to suck up to the loundeyes, Japanese asswhore.
THEN HE DO THIS AT PODIUM AND BLING GLEAT SHAME!
Pray up Asian steleotype? THAT’S LACIST! “Sank you”? What is this? Speak rike plopel pelson. Make arr Asian rook bad. And you quote Styx song!? Why associate with loundeye song? This only affilm hatled of Nippon japs! Filst Koleans as comfolt women in Wolrd Wall II, now this? UNFOLGIVABERRR!
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@marmatard
BEN THINK GEARS OF WAR 2 SHOULD OF WON ITS LIKE A MOVIE BUT ALSO GO PEW PEW PEW
BIG BEN LIKED SLAMDOG MILLIONAIRE BIG BEN HARFED WHEN THE KID FELL IN THE POOP
“Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees…Rook at These!”
oldboy is bad ass (as are the other 2 movies in Park’s vengeance trilogy), however, I used poor judgement and took a chick i wanted to bone to see it at campus cinema (free) instead of to some shitty romantic comedy at the theater, and she was so unimpressed with it that i got nothing that night.
also, fuck slumdog
If by worst you mean best, I agree x 10000%
These truly are the worst posts on KSK.
I didn’t watch the gay supel bowrrr so I have no comment.
ASSWHORE!
Hans Bwix? Oh noo!
Speak rike plopel pelson
That had me in stitches.
I wondel who I find mole funniel, Hines Wald Tark Rike Smirretime, ol Fright of the Concholds. Hines should join band, plobrem be sorved. Maybe Hines pray guitboald too?
Ronery, I’m so ronery….
Well if they wanted to nominate a Korean film this year, I would have put up the great action film ‘The Good, the Bad, the Weird’…seriously Korean western movie…best action movie I’ve seen in ages.
/foreign movie geek mode
I sink the guy who sank the academy is queel!
Radies, Genterrman, Steerels fans (Ho Ho Ha…Dat good one). Fol you’ll enteltainment…
Lenegade
Oh mama I’m in feal fol my rife
Flom da roooong alm uf da raaaaw
Rawman hass put an end to my lunnin
And I’m so fall flom my hooooome
Oh mama I can heal you clyyyyying
So scaaaaled en arr arrrroooone
Hangman is comin’ dooooown flom da gaaaaarrows
En I don’ haff veeeelly rooooong
Hiya!
Da jig is up da news is out
Dey finarry fooouund me
Da Lenegade who had it made
Letlieved fol a booooouuunty
Neva mo’ to go astlaaay
It’rr be da en’ todaaaaay uff a wanted maaaaan
Oh mama I’ve been yeals on da raaaamb
I got a hiiiigh pliiiice on ma heeeeaaad
Rawman said get ‘im dead ol arrriiiiive
Now ‘is fol sule he’rr see me deeeeaaaad
Deal mama I can heaaal you cllyyyyying
Soooo scaaaled en arr arrrooooooone
Hangman ‘is comin dooooown flom da gaaaaarrooows
And I don’t haff veeeeelly rrroooooong
Da jig is up da news is out
Dey finarry fooouund me
Da Lenegade who had it made
Letlieved fol a booooouuunty
Neva mo’ to go astlaaay
It’rr be da en’ todaaaaay uff a wanted maaaaan
Hines is going to remove Kato’s teeth one by one, then cut off his hand.
Whire I grad to see numbel one smiretime leceivel make it back to mainstage, I am rittre taken back that no one has stepped up and posted on the news that Emmitt Smith got shitcanned…it’s unconceivabre.
‘Asswhore’ translated would be ‘Asswhole’?
But wouldn’t ‘Asswhore’ in Hinespeak be ‘Asswhole’?
/perplexed ASSHORE
Why would Hines Ward inject himself with mole plasma? It doesn’t make….oh, wait.
Sank you, Ape.
well, gay and Asian were certainly the dominant themes of the night
CVE…’You want egg lorr with that?’ fixed! UNFOLGIVABERRR!
You rove hell
But she roves him
And he roves somebody erse
You just can’t win
And so it goes
Tirr the day you die
This thing they call roooove
It make you cly
I’ve had the brues
The leds and the pinks
One thing foll sulllle
(Rove stinks)
Rove stinks yeah yeah
(Rove stinks)
Rove stinks yeah yeah
(Rove stinks)
Rove stinks yeah yeah
(Rove stinks)
Rove stinks yeah yeah
I don’t know why, but I am picturing some Hines spleak for Meatloaf’s “Anything For Love” bout now.
/But I ron’t do thlat.
Even John Rocker is offended by this post
Sank you! LOL
@dAndy: I was tempted to do the whole song
@ Stu: You put way too much effolt in that rittre rylic thele.
Tley Wingo, ret go of my ass!
I’m … sairrrrrring … away, set an open coulse for the villlllllgin sea
I’ve got to be fleeee, flee to face the rife thats ahead of me
On boald, Im the captain, so climb aboalllld
Werr sealch for tomollow on evely sholle
And I’rr tly, oh rold, Irr tly … to CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY on
So “sank you” wasn’t a veiled Pearl Harbor reference?
Come sail away, come sail away, come and sail with mmmeeeeeee
Hirarious!
You want egg roll riff that?
I think is just light lacist, Sank you.
At least he didn’t thank Dr. Righteous. That guy is a jerk.
Should be tagged “lathel a rot lacist”. Or possibly “learry learry lacist”.