“Do it all without an offensive line and with an insanely difficult schedule”

Bah, seventh-toughest this season isn’t insanely difficult. I readily acknowledge that going into the season, the Steelers schedule looked impossible. But it didn’t happen. C’mon, there’s a damn big difference between toughest in a quarter century and seventh-hardest of the season at year’s end. And that was my point about the media never changing the narrative as the facts changed.

(.525 opponents’ winning percentage sounds impressive. But in the 8 games against teams with winning records, the Steelers went 4-4. Wins against Cowboys, Pats, Ravens, Ravens. Losses against Eagles, Giants, Colts, Titans. Basically, against the tough part of that “tough schedule”, the Steelers were so-so.)

And yeah, whole body of work this season, the Steelers got a lot of extraordinary breaks (Playing the only two playoff teams they beat during the regular season in the playoffs stands out as a huge fucking break). What makes them champions is that they capitalized on those breaks — NO ONE DENIES THIS!

AND WATS WITH ALL THESE FACKIN DAHKIES IN THE WHITE HOWSE — JESUS FACK THEY’RE BAD. SUDDENLY WE PRAHSPEROUS NEW ENGLANDAHRS CARRYIN THE REST OF YOU FACKS.

/fist pumps, opens sam adams winter lager with teeth

SAM ADAMS IS THE BEST BREW NAWT FROM THE MAHTHER COUNTRY OF IRELAND.

I’m fackin outta here.

Also, isn’t Tawmy covered in vaseline? I really, really like that.

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It still wound up being the seventh-toughest schedule based on record of opponents during the 2008 season. Their opponents had a winning percentage of .525 and that is still the second toughest schedule ever for any Super Bowl champion (The toughest? The 1979 Steelers with a .527 opponents’ winning percentage). Some breaks, huh?

I didn’t maintain it was the hardest ever throughout the year. Don’t attribute to me stuff I didn’t write. Sorry you’re bitter over the Steelers passing Dallas on the Super Bowl scoreboard.

No. The brain-dead media proclaimed the Steelers’ schedule one of the toughest of all-time before the season even started. Then they ran with that story all year even though it wasn’t even close to true by the end of the season and homers like Ape just swallowed what they were fed (not that I ever blame homers for their homerism). Supposed tough games against the Browns, Browns, Texans, and Jags never materialized.

Basically, regular and postseason combined, the Steelers caught the most breaks of any team I’ve ever seen. But, as they say, they beat the teams that were put in front of them.

I gotta say, reading these and wanting to get mad, then realizing “Well they’re right, these fans DO exist, but they’re not all of us” has made me think twice about all those vicious stereotypes about other fanbases. Well, except Bears and Packers fans. All those fat fucks really are fat fucks.

Oh, and I’d bet my left nut that Tawmmy is actually from Revere, not Quincy.