Travel Tips With Wes Welker
New England’s WES FAHKIN’ WELKAH! recently contributed some of his legendary travel advice to the website The Daily Beast’s Buzz Board, a place for smart people’s recommendations. So what hint did Welker have for readers in these penny-pinching times?
If you are visiting Boston I would highly recommend staying at the Four Seasons. It is right by the park in a central location, and has all the bells and whistles with a very accommodating staff.
That’s right folks, run, don’t walk, to the Four Seasons, where for just $550 you can stay in room with one of the famed garden views! Continue after the jump for other tips from Wes Welker to you, the smart traveler.
- If you’re heading to New York for a quick weekend jaunt make a point to stop by Per Se. They make a pretty decent dinner, and the service was attentive.
- If you’re anything like me you absolutely cannot stand flying commercial. Well guess what, you don’t have to! Lots of companies will let you rent private jets whether you’re flying to Nantucket or Nice.
- Want to save yourself the hassle of hauling around unwieldy luggage during your next trip? Just leave for that vacation empty handed and buy a brand new wardrobe when you arrive. And if you don’t feel like schlepping it back home with you, simply set it on fire.
Thanks, Wes!
Tags: obvious advice, Traveling Tips With Wes Welker, Unsilent Majority, wes welker: kid of steel
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Now that’s some gritty travel advice!
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:37 pm
My favorite in-flight snack? Chicken wings! But I’ve found that when the wings are cooked alone, they lack the full flavor of one that’s fresh off the bird. There’s a simple solution! Just purchase a ticket for your personal chef and have him prepare three dozen full-grown birds en route. Trust me, when Gustav hands over a platter of truly fresh wings, you’ll be the winner!
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I took 3 classes with WELKAH @ Texas FACKIN’ Tech.
He is not smrt.
I mean smart.
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
“When purchasing a prostitute, I find it’s worth to spend a extra couple of hundred dollars to get a lady whose private parts don’t smell like raw sewage.”
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Good lookin’, smaht and gritty. And not at all gay.
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
“To receive top-notch service from hotel staff, don’t be a minority.”
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Welkah looks like Batman&Robin-Era Chris O’Donnell if he was dressed by Howard Hughes.
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Thread jack: No mention of the porn that played for 10 seconds on Comcast cable in Tucson during the game?
/end thread jack
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
When hosting a party for your gentlemen friends or business associates, don’t skimp. All guests should receive twin lobsters, a complimentary set of sterling silver crackers, and a young lady of Thai or perhaps Filipino extraction for afters.
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:06 pm
When using heroin, skip the street stuff and go with straight Black Tar – it’s not only lethal, it’s also fun!
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Per Se? Is he a wannabe vampire kid like Butters?
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:12 pm
“Tired of sitting in the nosebleeds at Gillette Stadium? Here’s a tip: Buy field-level tickets at the 50-year-line!”
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:18 pm
“When autoerotically asphyxiating yourself, nothing will choke you out better then a rolled-up Vera Wang gown. You can also use it to blot the jizz off your inner thighs after you ejaculate and wake up. And in the winter, instead of leg warmers, use two midgets.”
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:19 pm
“Annoyed with your shoes? Just buy a sweat shop in China….have’em custom fitted for your liking.
…….then burn it down with all the employees locked in, of course…”
/Still has crossed fingers for a Martellus Bennett/Jerry Jones rap post
//Realizes the real joke is the name Martellus
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:22 pm
“Painful paper cuts? Ketel One vodka makes for a great dissinfectant!”
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:25 pm
“Tired of the color fading on your clothes after only 8-10 washes? Dolce & Gabanna and Versace brands last twice as long, plus they’re relatively fashionable.”
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:29 pm
“Don’t you hate it when you’re in a stall and realize there’s no T.P.? Don’t worry, $100 bills work just as well. I like to double them up for that two-ply comfort.”
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:31 pm
+1 SOS
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
@ Rocco – I was just going to ask about that myself. I mean, all of Arizona got to celebrate one of their own team’s touchdowns with Evan Stone waving a dick in their face, that seems like the kind of thing this site would be all over.
The broadcasting error, I mean, not Evan Stone’s dick.
Wait.
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Tired of paying child support? Have the bitch killed!
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Want to save yourself the hassle of hauling around unwieldy luggage during your next trip? Just leave for that vacation empty handed and……..get introduced to the friendly members of Homeland Security who want to know why you are flying cross country with no luggage and to add to your adventure pay cash for your ticket with an open return date.
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:04 pm
K, that photo styling is seriously gay, like GQ gay, but Wes is kinda hawt. He is a little too close to Chris O’Donnell, which is why I modified “hawt” with “kinda.”
Just thought I’d share.
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:20 pm
@Slash: Simmons and PK agree, I’m sure.
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:23 pm
How have we made it through the entire day with no mention of Cassel getting urinated on in the Raymond James Stadium bathroom by some drunk who tried to cut in line? I am losing faith.
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:30 pm
@ Slash – Yeah, if he weren’t a Patriot I’d be a bit more into it. That team does like their pretty boys though, don’t they?
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:44 pm
His eyes….I’m drowning.
February 2nd, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I want to go to the Four Seasons and make snow angels.
In Welker’s coke stash.
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:20 pm
You couldn’t just let us pile onto “Steeler Nation” for a little longer?
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Tired of putting in extra work at the end of the year with that junk we call play offs? I suggest hiring some dude from the Chiefs to put your all pro-QB out of commission. This way you can end the season with the record of a champion, without having to put in overtime.
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:39 pm
So it’s like Peter King, without the Starbucks references and the whining about freebie hotel items?
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:15 am
“When using heroin, skip the street stuff and go with straight Black Tar – it’s not only lethal, it’s also fun!”
Black tar is the shittiest street stuff purchasable, at least if you’re copping west of the Mississippi. If you wanted to make a proper joke Welker would tell someone to go with straight China white or Afghani brown powder, around 4x more a gram than the black tar and is most definitely much more fun and may or may not be lethal, need to do a little more research before that can be confirmed.
February 3rd, 2009 at 6:55 am
Wow! If I go and buy a super sweet leather bomber jacket like that will it make me cool like Welkah?
February 3rd, 2009 at 1:46 pm
FACK Wes Welkahhh that faggy little fack. Glad to see he’s not affected by the recession. Asswipe.
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
I just noticed that picture was taken by Kerry Brett, who has the special gift of making the most manliest of his (her? Might be) male subjects look completely gay. Seriously, he/she made Josh Beckett look like he was getting ready to suck some truck driver’s dick in the Ted Williams Tunnel.