It’s 2:00 p.m. on a Sunday, and I have nothing to do. It’s sunny outside, tomorrow’s a holiday — I really should get out of my apartment and… do… things? Funny, I don’t remember being this bored on Sundays.
Oh. Right.
This is what the NFL offseason feels like. Thirty weeks of depressing malaise. The dishes. Laundry. The gym. Everything that gets blissfully ignored during the season now gets done on Sundays.
Fuck me. Fuck all of us.
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We’re fucked. We’re fucked sideways….
How log is it until the NFL draft?
On behalf of my fellow Canucks, can I interest you fellows in some hockey? Anyone?
/shows himself out
on behalf of everyone here,bobby i swear to god if you post another fucking spam comment on this site we will spend all of this offseason torturing your ass.
Hey, that TV has Eagles cheerleaders in the Vera Wang-inspired outfits!
And the AFL is cancelled, thwarting a Soul repeat!
When does the Brett Favre reality show start? Now that he’s no longer playing, they need to find a reason to keep him on TV and masturbate to his majesty…can’t you see Madden fapping it to Favre doing redneck shit like killing a deer or shotgunning Budweisers? Not like there’s much going on until September anyway.
Tommy from Quinzee needs his own facebook page
well,i think a new season of dexter is coming up relatively soon,so i can look forward to that….and i keep checking in daily to see if that spry fox the TAWMSTAH has checked in,but nothing…..
i don’t know if anyone saw the dance thing that shaq did tonight before the all star game but it was pretty bizarre to say the least.
/end threadjack
I’ve been refreshing this page every hour waiting for the BEEF MOE post.
If I could find the NFL’s rabbit, I would go Glen Close on it. Fuckers.
/owns USFL paraphenalia
//would support a summer football league
///DO NOT BRING THAT NASCAR SHIT TO ME
I noticed strangers walking through my house – who the F are they? Wait, my kids – when the heck they get so old – driver’s ed? WTF? Damn alot of shit happens between September and February. Maybe next season I’ll pay closer attention – nahhhh
/haven’t seen the wife yet – pretty sure I’m still married – since I’ve not been served with papers, safe to say, the older woman I’ve seen in my house is the wife.
//searching for a younger woman in the house, just in case…….
It’s no coincidence that I chose today to cheat on my wife. I miss you, football.
Isn’t that why KSK exists?
/also drugs
Just got back from the Daytona 500, I am catching on to the South’s excuses to drink as much as possible. SEC football and NASCAR are exhibits A and B.
Fortunately for me as a Browns fan, I am four months removed from meaningful football on a Sunday.
Ha. So. Awesome.
/weeps softly
One word: Porn.
Lots, and lots of porn.
Come on bobby your better than that.
IrishCream, it’s March 14.
Marshawn Lynch just got arrested…. get up off your lazy ass and write something funny, bitch!
You people are crazy. The NBA All Star game is playing; what could be better than that?!?!
Well, I had a few meaningful interactions with family and loved ones…God, it wass horrible.
My excitement today was the Daytona 500. Only to rush home to catch 10 laps and then the fuckin rain……
/when is the last time football got rained out
Seriously, say what you will about soccer, but the Europeans do it right. They play weekly games, and their season lasts for over 30 weeks.
I’m all in favor of the NFL regular season being 24 games, plus two bye weeks.
this thread needs 100% more Joe Buck hate. the Daytona is the only Nascar race i watch every year. thanks for fucking it up for me, Fox
Chris Hanson on NBC. Watch out he doesn’t knock on your door.
There’s not another Pro Bowl this week? What the fuck?
Gun no wanna go BEEF MOE??
college basketball is on….
/just sayin
//beats that NBA crap
///and nascar
Anyone want to do some mock fantasy drafts?
/waterfall of tears
I agree, these first Sundays after the season ends are the absolute worst. By spring I’ll have found something to do outside I suppose. I don’t know…
We manage to survive this every year, it only feels like Death….
Marshawn Lynch arrested in Culver City on gun possession. That is what we do in the offseason. Wonder which guy is arrested next.
Shit.
The NFL needs to extend the regular season to, say, 20 weeks. At least. Also, they need to find a way to draw out the post-season while making sure that there is still football every weekend.
Fuckin’ baseball season just got over, and they’re ready to start up again. What bullshit…
Spring training!
My friends are frickin watching the Daytona 500 like it’s a legitimate sporting event. Oh football, why do you leave us so soon?
They just had an 8 car crash a Daytona and showing in car views of the crash.
/kind of cool
//pounding out dents with a mallet – now that is pit work at its very best
///time for another beer
The only good thing about today was um…… Fuck it I’m getting drunk.
so far this Sunday is the worst so far
I had to go to the fucking botanical gardens today, that would never happen during the season. I need a bourbon.
I would take some XFL at this point.
Hey Gino at least we can watch skiing. It’s sort of like football except it isn’t a team sport, I don’t know any of the players, most of the skiiers are foreign….wait where was I going with that? Oh, horrific injuries. Yeah, that’s it, the athletes get hurt. Hooray.
I had a dream about watching football last night. Just as every other Sunday, I was on my couch with a beer and bong in reach. I clicked on the TV and the pre-game show was hosted by and a bikini-clad, masked Pam Oliver and a bunch of talking lizards from another dimension. I found this strange, but was excited still, because it was football Sunday. I was horribly disappointed to wake up and find nothing on TV but golf.
Pretty sure yesterday was steak and blowjob day. WAY TO MISS IT!
@Otto Man: Wasn’t that what yesterday was for?
What are you talking about? Was it a holiday? Shit … did I miss Arbor Day again?!
God, i actually miss the AFL.
I am learning belly dancing. Yes, for those who aren’t sure, I am a woman. However, I discovered today another class attendee who also just started because NFL season is over. So, for two hours I have something to do on Sundays. Sigh.
The problem with most NASCAR races is their length — you can watch the first half-hour or so, go outside, wash the car and mow the lawn, and still be back in time for the finish. That is also the strength of most NASCAR races.
@Otto Man: Wasn’t that what yesterday was for?
This is when those of us who are married reconnect with our, uh … wives? Wiiii-ves? Am I saying that right?
He did on Friday when they passed the “stimulus” bill… grab a case of beer and pretend that you’re paying attention to the Daytona 500…
i was just thinking THE SAME THING!!!
God fuck us, every one!
…that didn’t sound right.
A-fucking-men. I now completely understand why Hunter S. Thompson killed himself in February. It’s truly the worst month . . . no offense to black history.
Fuck me is right… I feel like I lost my best friend.