The 80′s might be dead, but thanks to YouTube horribly embarrassing team music videos will live longer than the synthetic fibers used to make Jerry Rice’s sweater. Over at Shutdown Corner MJD calls the video “very San Francisco” which I can only assume is Yahoo! Sports Blog-approved speak for “flamingly gay.”
Update: Flubby tells me that this was on some site called FanHouse a couple of years back. Damn. MJD really should have caught that. Whatever, let’s all blame Mottram.
via Mac G’s World and Shutdown Corner
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Doug Dubose was (and still is) a huge loser. From his days at NU to his failure in passing drug tests at SF only serves to re-enforce that pathetic image. I knew Dubose at NU and told him then what an idiot he was. Seems history has proven me correct!
I usually don
Ram It! Wins!
“It is a work to admire, to puzzle through, to wrestle with. Its pleasures are fugitive, even frustrating. The first time I saw it, I was repulsed by the shivers of Riceian sadism, a feeling doubtless informed by my adoration of the far more approachable, humanistic “Joe Montana.”
i still prefer the Glaskow Diamonds
@ porky —
1. i’m so glad i was already high and drunk before i hit “play”
2. people who don’t live here tend to be so focused on/biased vs. the gheys they completely forget that SF is also the recreational drug clearinghouse of the U.S. this video presents a vivid reminder of that fact
3. i’ll forgive Ronnie Lott and Jerry Rice anything
4. i’m surprised it took this long for KSK to put up an embarassing 49er you tube
5. hereafter i will no longer hesitate to join in on trashing the Redskins and their fans
While San Francisco’s is pretty sweet, the Los Angelas Rams outdid everyone with “Ram It”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix081prSiNc&feature=channel_page
Figures that Doug DuBose would be the best emcee of them all.
Because, you know, who the fuck is Doug DuBose?
This video needs some Samurai Mike badly.
I dearly hope Mike Singletary goes back to the huge-rimmed glasses he wore in the Super Bowl Shuffle.
4:36 — This being the 80s, Jerry also puts out a wicked little impression of Eddie Murphy doing an impression of Steve Wonder: You can feel it all over! [too few Caucasians to make an Ebony & Ivory joke]
That keyboard instrumental was reminiscent of the music from Casino Night Zone on Sonic 2.
2:12– Jerry Rice shows off the moves that got him 2nd place on Dancing With the Stars
The present day 49er’s only wish they could recapture this past glory, and dignity ahhahahhaaha
I think an appearance by Ray Wersching or Max Runager would have really lent some street cred to this thing….
Ok. They may be the niners. but they didn’t have a dental plan apparently. Also, it struck me that Grimey, and LSUfreek could beat the crap out of this production. And who was the Flock of Seagulls hair guy with guitar and pimp cheetah coat?
I see a bald pate in Rice’s future after viewing this. Ah, ESP is great.
Needs more bodacious – less radical
I can’t see this at work, but I assume Charles Haley is in the background masturbating.
4:51 is gonna give me night terrors
foxxy, your thoughts?
Sweet. Jesus. The one person I respect after seeing that? Joe Montana. His name never game up once during that monstrosity. I don’t know what mixture of bribes and threats he had to deliver to pull that off, but it was damned worth it.
I heard this is Chris Berman’s hold music.