The Pro Bowl is Pointless, But That Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Be Sexy
It’s the last NFL event until the draft and the last time anyone will line up on the field until the Hall of Fame Game in the first week of August, yet, as we all know, the Pro Bowl is a dozen kinds of unwatchable. In fact, the only time the Pro Bowl is remotely interesting is when the starting rosters are announced two months earlier. Everything after that is a rote formality.
Thankfully for the few football withdrawal sufferers tuning in, Favraro has opted not to play in a game he has no business being in. Yet there is still no Marmalard, though only because he too skipped out on it, leaving Kerry Collins to get upset at being called a haole and drinking Mai Tais on the beach. And looking to burn down the structure Obama grew up in, after which Barack will tell him this.
After the jump, some Hawaiian sexiness, because they’re moving the game next year and it’s cold where you’re at.
Tags: Lilo is all grown up, sexy friday, xmas ape
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February 6th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Hawaii = SPAM
February 6th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
It gets cold in Hawaii?
February 6th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Seeing those Hawaiian chicks makes me wanna get Lei’d.
February 6th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Is coconut tits doin’ the commando hula?
February 6th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Is it me, or should those Hawaiian Tropic bikinis be a bit more … snug? They look like they’re wearing deflated balloons.
/Proceeds to JO anyway
February 6th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Screw Goodell anyway, the Pro Bowl and Pey-Pey’s pranks Belong in Hawaii.
February 6th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Can I say “yes please” to the hawaiian chicks? More please? Oh, shit, mom’s here.
/locks door
February 6th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I lived
in Hawaii for three years as a kid, even went to a semi-pro (semi-really-shitty) footbaw game.
*sigh*
Shit, I got no reason to be melancholy, it’s 74 degrees outside my window!
February 6th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
That stadium is falling apart. What a shithole.
February 6th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
are any of the girls in the last pictured named Ka’ Mana Wana Leiya ?
February 6th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Oh, him in tiki hut giving high hard one to chief’s wife.
GIVING HIGH HARD ONE TO CHIEF’S WIFE?!?!?!
February 6th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Giving the NFL fan the Pro Bowl is like giving a junkie methadone treatment- it’s just not the same, but it’ll have to do.
I AM TALKIE TIKI!
February 6th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Ape, thanks for a post with more than 10 words.
February 6th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I will use the grease from my Hawaiian pizza as lube to fap to these Hawaiian babes.
Thanks, KSK!
February 6th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Hot Hawaiian women have a very short shelf-life.
February 6th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Of course Marmalard isn’t going to be there. When Cutler finally dies, he needs an alibi.
February 6th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
(photo #2)
Grandma?
February 6th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
The pro bowl is an excuse to post Sean Taylor’s brutalization of a punter.
February 6th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
The Asian chick in the purple and white (Vikings, I guess? Do they have Asians in Minnesota?) looks like she’s hailing a bus.
February 7th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
The girl on the right in the Hawaiian Tropic pic looks like she tucked it back in. Has anybody seen Roger Podacter?!?
February 7th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Meant to say, “tucked it back.” No “in” required.
February 7th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Where’s the XFL and WLAF when we need them???
February 7th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Why did this get tagged with “Lilo is all grown up”?
Is Ms. Lohan doing something skanky that I haven’t caught on to yet?
February 7th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
“Lilo” as in “Lilo and Stitch.” If you don’t know, you better ax Disnaaayyyy.
February 7th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
hillary sez further proof of the vast right wing conspiracy is the absence of any cowgirl cheerleaders she can use as lube to repack her overheated bearings.
February 8th, 2009 at 2:48 am
Mmmmmm Pog.
February 8th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Pro Bowl liveblog?
/ducks
February 8th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
ProBokakke?
/runs