It’s the last NFL event until the draft and the last time anyone will line up on the field until the Hall of Fame Game in the first week of August, yet, as we all know, the Pro Bowl is a dozen kinds of unwatchable. In fact, the only time the Pro Bowl is remotely interesting is when the starting rosters are announced two months earlier. Everything after that is a rote formality.

Thankfully for the few football withdrawal sufferers tuning in, Favraro has opted not to play in a game he has no business being in. Yet there is still no Marmalard, though only because he too skipped out on it, leaving Kerry Collins to get upset at being called a haole and drinking Mai Tais on the beach. And looking to burn down the structure Obama grew up in, after which Barack will tell him this.

After the jump, some Hawaiian sexiness, because they’re moving the game next year and it’s cold where you’re at.