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	<title>Comments on: The Maj Will Stop At Nothing To Get The Pretzel Guy&#8217;s Attention</title>
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		<title>By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:24:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do the Wizards have actual fans now, or is it the usual collection of lawyers that got the firm&#039;s tickets and had nothing better to do?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do the Wizards have actual fans now, or is it the usual collection of lawyers that got the firm&#8217;s tickets and had nothing better to do?</p>
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		<title>By: fallex</title>
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		<dc:creator>fallex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@A.J. 

Pretzels, obviously.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@A.J. </p>
<p>Pretzels, obviously.</p>
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		<title>By: LaFavre's Next Retirement</title>
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		<dc:creator>LaFavre's Next Retirement</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:55:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s Charlie Wiess doing at a Wizard&#039;s game?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s Charlie Wiess doing at a Wizard&#8217;s game?</p>
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		<title>By: Duke of Madness</title>
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		<dc:creator>Duke of Madness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[I]Nice job Photoshopping the light sabre out of his hands.[/I]

+100 Gino.  Thread closed.  Thanks for playing, everyone.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[I]Nice job Photoshopping the light sabre out of his hands.[/I]</p>
<p>+100 Gino.  Thread closed.  Thanks for playing, everyone.</p>
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		<title>By: DC</title>
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		<dc:creator>DC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is the worst haircut.
BE ASHAMED!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is the worst haircut.<br />
BE ASHAMED!</p>
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		<title>By: Ben</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:58:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My real question is who spotted this. Did Kogod send out a proud email &quot;Hey! Check it out, I was on TV!&quot; or did someone watch this entire game just to get this screencap?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My real question is who spotted this. Did Kogod send out a proud email &#8220;Hey! Check it out, I was on TV!&#8221; or did someone watch this entire game just to get this screencap?</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;I would join in the mockery, but I just want to know what KOGOD stands for.&lt;/i&gt;

Speaking of the Kogod name, I think I&#039;ve discovered the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kogod.american.edu/Home.cfm?AudienceID=8&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;reason&lt;/a&gt; the economy&#039;s in the shitter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>I would join in the mockery, but I just want to know what KOGOD stands for.</i></p>
<p>Speaking of the Kogod name, I think I&#8217;ve discovered the <a href="http://www.kogod.american.edu/Home.cfm?AudienceID=8" rel="nofollow">reason</a> the economy&#8217;s in the shitter.</p>
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		<title>By: StuScottBooyahs</title>
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		<dc:creator>StuScottBooyahs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice job photoshopping the score so that the Wizards are ahead</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice job photoshopping the score so that the Wizards are ahead</p>
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		<title>By: Rob in WI</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rob in WI</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Boatdrinks

What&#039;s protocol on this, do you make an effort to win a tee shirt that won&#039;t fit?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Boatdrinks</p>
<p>What&#8217;s protocol on this, do you make an effort to win a tee shirt that won&#8217;t fit?</p>
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		<title>By: A.J.</title>
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		<dc:creator>A.J.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would join in the mockery, but I just want to know what KOGOD stands for.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would join in the mockery, but I just want to know what KOGOD stands for.</p>
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