The Maj Will Stop At Nothing To Get The Pretzel Guy’s Attention
That’s our own KOGOD dancing in the aisles at a Wizards game the other night. Unfortunately, this is only a temporary gig for our friend, as the Capital City Goofball returns from paternity leave next week.
Tags: fat people, meta, whimsy, yes we have a whimsy tag now
February 9th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I hate you.
February 9th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
so maj, is there a post in the works to move this down the page?
February 9th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Not as bad as the time the Kiss Cam caught him with Arenas.
February 9th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Shouldn’t the fat people tag just link to pictures of all of the gay mafia?
February 9th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Who wants Drew’s social security number?
February 9th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
“Wherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you’ll be there. Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you’ll be there. Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there.”
February 9th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Arsenio plots his comeback…
February 9th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
HAWT!
February 9th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
That fat guy in the Redskins Tank Top talking on the phone is jealous
February 9th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
And to think, all of my social interaction on the internets had told me that only the midwest and south had a lock on the fat people
February 9th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Who wants Drew’s social security number?
No thanks. I heard he destroyed his credit rating by investing heavily in bread.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Can’t wait for the “caprice” tag, you dandy fop.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Looks like you are about to over hand sucker punch the bald dude sitting there. How badly did he kick your ass?
February 9th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
so wait, you guys like… other sports?
/crushed.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Maj must be the Bizarro Bob Uecker of the Gay Mafia.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
the Capital City Goofball returns from paternity leave next week
Wait, what? M.I.A. hasn’t given birth yet. I think KOGOD pulled a fast one on youz guys.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Good seats. I assume those are the only ones that can, ah, serve your ’special needs.’
February 9th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
The Wizards need new cheerleaders.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
@flubby: This is… this is a black day for basketball.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Maj spends more time on the court than Arenas.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
In all sincerity, I have to ask: where do you buy your wonderful sweatshirts?
February 9th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
so wait, you guys like… other sports?
Just Maj.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I’m assuming that’s an inhaler in Maj’s hand.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Just Maj.
WHAT!? I just so happen to have a ticket to the Penguins/Caps game in two weeks! I plan on getting photographed from my seat in the bleeds.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I’m being mocked.
AND ON THE INTERNET, NO LESS!
February 9th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
“I’m being mocked.
AND ON THE INTERNET, NO LESS!”
I bet you were being mocked by the people sitting behind you at the game too.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
In all sincerity, I have to ask: where do you buy your wonderful sweatshirts?
I was thinking the same thing. That’s a nice, plain, grey hoodie he’s sporting there, possibly a genuine Hanes sweatshirt. Probably set him back six, seven dollars.
Shit, no wonder the ladies want to hug you. That’s like wrapping your arms around an elementary school gym class.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
“That’s like wrapping your arms around an elementary school gym class.”
A soft, snuggly gym class. that smells of chili and Sanka. And paws are your ass.
// I have no actual reason to believe he drinks Sanka.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
AT your ass.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
It’s Undr-Crwn
February 9th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
It’s Undr-Crwn
Seriously? I think I would’ve respected the Hanes more.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
It’s Undr-Crwn
More like Ovr-Wght
February 9th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Et tu, Grimey?
February 9th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
So wait, Maj isn’t black?
February 9th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Harf Harf Harf – mah ribs hurt
February 9th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Just wait until it hatches.
/looks like he’s in an egg
February 9th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
You should see what he does when the matzo guy comes around.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
That’s our own KOGOD dancing in the aisles at a Wizards game the other night.
I can’t believe no one has gone with a “Truffle Shuffle” joke yet. If I did, I’d just be a hypocrite.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Fat guy in a little coat…Fat guy in a little coat…
February 9th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
forever toeing the line between internet celebrity and human being.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
But where was Beaker?
February 9th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
forever toeing the line between internet celebrity and human being.
Apparently the line crumbled under the weight of my toes.
February 9th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
So did he get the pretzel guy or not!?
February 9th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
What exactly are you doing in that picture? It looks like a sadder version of the Safety Dance.
February 9th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Ruh-roh.
http://health.msn.com/health-topics/cancer/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100232740>1=31025
Dibs on Maj’s seats.
February 9th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Do we have video of this, so I can turn it into a GIF and send to Leitch?
February 9th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I’m glad the only people who make fun of my weight are my friends, acquaintances, and the occasional passer-by.
February 9th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Maj wore a grey hooded Snuggie to the Wizards game. Surprsied he wasn’t pummeled to death by someone looking for a meth fix.
February 9th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Next time the Timberwolves come to DC to play the Wizards, somebody have a camera ready. A picture of Drew and Maj dancing together to “YMCA” during a timeout and frantically trying to get the cotton candy guy’s attention would make a nice addition to the “whimsy” tag.
As for the Truffle Shuffle, Maj hasn’t done that since he stole his uncle’s toupee and glued it to his face so he could play Moses in his Hebrew school play.
February 9th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I didn’t know bloggers can afford courtside tickets.
February 9th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Look, it’s Bill Belichunk!
February 9th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
WHAT!? I just so happen to have a ticket to the Penguins/Caps game in two weeks! I plan on getting photographed from my seat in the bleeds.
My hockey team’s logo is better than your hockey team’s logo. I’m pretty sure the New Mexico Scorpions are the only sports team that can beat out the Penguins. Notice the blood dripping from the stinger and how he angrily breaks his hockey stick, even though that will make it more difficult to properly use. Just out of pure badassness. Pure badassness.
February 9th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Nice job Photoshopping the light sabre out of his hands.
February 9th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
And it’s Gino for the win.
February 9th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
At what point did Maj yell “Do you know who I am??? I’m the weekend editor of Deadspin!”
February 9th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
I am assuming there was a tee shirt bombardment coming soon??
February 9th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
I would join in the mockery, but I just want to know what KOGOD stands for.
February 9th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
@Boatdrinks
What’s protocol on this, do you make an effort to win a tee shirt that won’t fit?
February 9th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Nice job photoshopping the score so that the Wizards are ahead
February 9th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I would join in the mockery, but I just want to know what KOGOD stands for.
Speaking of the Kogod name, I think I’ve discovered the reason the economy’s in the shitter.
February 9th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
My real question is who spotted this. Did Kogod send out a proud email “Hey! Check it out, I was on TV!” or did someone watch this entire game just to get this screencap?
February 9th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
That is the worst haircut.
BE ASHAMED!
February 10th, 2009 at 12:22 am
[I]Nice job Photoshopping the light sabre out of his hands.[/I]
+100 Gino. Thread closed. Thanks for playing, everyone.
February 10th, 2009 at 8:55 am
What’s Charlie Wiess doing at a Wizard’s game?
February 10th, 2009 at 10:08 am
@A.J.
Pretzels, obviously.
February 10th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Do the Wizards have actual fans now, or is it the usual collection of lawyers that got the firm’s tickets and had nothing better to do?