That’s our own KOGOD dancing in the aisles at a Wizards game the other night. Unfortunately, this is only a temporary gig for our friend, as the Capital City Goofball returns from paternity leave next week.
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That’s our own KOGOD dancing in the aisles at a Wizards game the other night. Unfortunately, this is only a temporary gig for our friend, as the Capital City Goofball returns from paternity leave next week.
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Do the Wizards have actual fans now, or is it the usual collection of lawyers that got the firm’s tickets and had nothing better to do?
@A.J.
Pretzels, obviously.
What’s Charlie Wiess doing at a Wizard’s game?
[I]Nice job Photoshopping the light sabre out of his hands.[/I]
+100 Gino. Thread closed. Thanks for playing, everyone.
That is the worst haircut.
BE ASHAMED!
My real question is who spotted this. Did Kogod send out a proud email “Hey! Check it out, I was on TV!” or did someone watch this entire game just to get this screencap?
I would join in the mockery, but I just want to know what KOGOD stands for.
Speaking of the Kogod name, I think I’ve discovered the reason the economy’s in the shitter.
Nice job photoshopping the score so that the Wizards are ahead
@Boatdrinks
What’s protocol on this, do you make an effort to win a tee shirt that won’t fit?
I would join in the mockery, but I just want to know what KOGOD stands for.
I am assuming there was a tee shirt bombardment coming soon??
At what point did Maj yell “Do you know who I am??? I’m the weekend editor of Deadspin!”
And it’s Gino for the win.
Nice job Photoshopping the light sabre out of his hands.
WHAT!? I just so happen to have a ticket to the Penguins/Caps game in two weeks! I plan on getting photographed from my seat in the bleeds.
My hockey team’s logo is better than your hockey team’s logo. I’m pretty sure the New Mexico Scorpions are the only sports team that can beat out the Penguins. Notice the blood dripping from the stinger and how he angrily breaks his hockey stick, even though that will make it more difficult to properly use. Just out of pure badassness. Pure badassness.
Look, it’s Bill Belichunk!
I didn’t know bloggers can afford courtside tickets.
Next time the Timberwolves come to DC to play the Wizards, somebody have a camera ready. A picture of Drew and Maj dancing together to “YMCA” during a timeout and frantically trying to get the cotton candy guy’s attention would make a nice addition to the “whimsy” tag.
As for the Truffle Shuffle, Maj hasn’t done that since he stole his uncle’s toupee and glued it to his face so he could play Moses in his Hebrew school play.
Maj wore a grey hooded Snuggie to the Wizards game. Surprsied he wasn’t pummeled to death by someone looking for a meth fix.
I’m glad the only people who make fun of my weight are my friends, acquaintances, and the occasional passer-by.
Do we have video of this, so I can turn it into a GIF and send to Leitch?
Ruh-roh.
http://health.msn.com/health-topics/cancer/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100232740>1=31025
Dibs on Maj’s seats.
What exactly are you doing in that picture? It looks like a sadder version of the Safety Dance.
So did he get the pretzel guy or not!?
forever toeing the line between internet celebrity and human being.
Apparently the line crumbled under the weight of my toes.
But where was Beaker?
forever toeing the line between internet celebrity and human being.
Fat guy in a little coat…Fat guy in a little coat…
That’s our own KOGOD dancing in the aisles at a Wizards game the other night.
I can’t believe no one has gone with a “Truffle Shuffle” joke yet. If I did, I’d just be a hypocrite.
You should see what he does when the matzo guy comes around.
Just wait until it hatches.
/looks like he’s in an egg
Harf Harf Harf – mah ribs hurt
So wait, Maj isn’t black?
Et tu, Grimey?
It’s Undr-Crwn
More like Ovr-Wght
It’s Undr-Crwn
Seriously? I think I would’ve respected the Hanes more.
It’s Undr-Crwn
AT your ass.
“That’s like wrapping your arms around an elementary school gym class.”
A soft, snuggly gym class. that smells of chili and Sanka. And paws are your ass.
// I have no actual reason to believe he drinks Sanka.
In all sincerity, I have to ask: where do you buy your wonderful sweatshirts?
I was thinking the same thing. That’s a nice, plain, grey hoodie he’s sporting there, possibly a genuine Hanes sweatshirt. Probably set him back six, seven dollars.
Shit, no wonder the ladies want to hug you. That’s like wrapping your arms around an elementary school gym class.
“I’m being mocked.
AND ON THE INTERNET, NO LESS!”
I bet you were being mocked by the people sitting behind you at the game too.
I’m being mocked.
AND ON THE INTERNET, NO LESS!
Just Maj.
WHAT!? I just so happen to have a ticket to the Penguins/Caps game in two weeks! I plan on getting photographed from my seat in the bleeds.
I’m assuming that’s an inhaler in Maj’s hand.
so wait, you guys like… other sports?
Just Maj.
In all sincerity, I have to ask: where do you buy your wonderful sweatshirts?
Maj spends more time on the court than Arenas.
@flubby: This is… this is a black day for basketball.
The Wizards need new cheerleaders.
Good seats. I assume those are the only ones that can, ah, serve your ‘special needs.’
the Capital City Goofball returns from paternity leave next week
Wait, what? M.I.A. hasn’t given birth yet. I think KOGOD pulled a fast one on youz guys.
Maj must be the Bizarro Bob Uecker of the Gay Mafia.
so wait, you guys like… other sports?
/crushed.
Looks like you are about to over hand sucker punch the bald dude sitting there. How badly did he kick your ass?
Can’t wait for the “caprice” tag, you dandy fop.
Who wants Drew’s social security number?
No thanks. I heard he destroyed his credit rating by investing heavily in bread.
And to think, all of my social interaction on the internets had told me that only the midwest and south had a lock on the fat people
That fat guy in the Redskins Tank Top talking on the phone is jealous
HAWT!
Arsenio plots his comeback…
“Wherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you’ll be there. Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you’ll be there. Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there.”
Who wants Drew’s social security number?
Shouldn’t the fat people tag just link to pictures of all of the gay mafia?
Not as bad as the time the Kiss Cam caught him with Arenas.
so maj, is there a post in the works to move this down the page?
I hate you.