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	<title>Comments on: The Dead Hooker Lift Can Be the Difference Between First and Third Round Talent</title>
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		<title>By: Arm Strongcock</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/the-dead-hooker-lift-can-be-the-difference-between-first-and-third-round-talent.html/comment-page-1#comment-110442</link>
		<dc:creator>Arm Strongcock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Broad Slap?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Broad Slap?</p>
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		<title>By: 40 lb box of rape</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/the-dead-hooker-lift-can-be-the-difference-between-first-and-third-round-talent.html/comment-page-1#comment-110437</link>
		<dc:creator>40 lb box of rape</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>40 lb box of rape toss</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>40 lb box of rape toss</p>
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		<title>By: Chancellor</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/the-dead-hooker-lift-can-be-the-difference-between-first-and-third-round-talent.html/comment-page-1#comment-110435</link>
		<dc:creator>Chancellor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 02:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mouf fixing?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mouf fixing?</p>
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		<title>By: Man Bear Pig</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/the-dead-hooker-lift-can-be-the-difference-between-first-and-third-round-talent.html/comment-page-1#comment-110433</link>
		<dc:creator>Man Bear Pig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bart, stop that!
It&#039;s Lisa&#039;s turn.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bart, stop that!<br />
It&#8217;s Lisa&#8217;s turn.</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/the-dead-hooker-lift-can-be-the-difference-between-first-and-third-round-talent.html/comment-page-1#comment-110421</link>
		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:52:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>• Disrespect-Detection Dash
• War Metaphor Drill
• Character Profile: Born-Again Christian Asshole or Degenerate Date-Raping Asshole (there are only two types in the NFL)
• Spousal Abuse One-On-One Drills</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>• Disrespect-Detection Dash<br />
• War Metaphor Drill<br />
• Character Profile: Born-Again Christian Asshole or Degenerate Date-Raping Asshole (there are only two types in the NFL)<br />
• Spousal Abuse One-On-One Drills</p>
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		<title>By: Boatdrinks</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/the-dead-hooker-lift-can-be-the-difference-between-first-and-third-round-talent.html/comment-page-1#comment-110420</link>
		<dc:creator>Boatdrinks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>- Bus tossing QB&#039;s (WR&#039;s)  (I know it is a repeat)
- Get pissed at idiot kickers (a la Pey Pey)
- Bus toss O-line (QB)
- Bus toss defense (offense)
- Bus toss offense (defense)
- Talk for 10 minutes, say nothing
- Practice moves that won&#039;t be fined for as celebrations
- get in prayer circle; do you have the right form?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- Bus tossing QB&#8217;s (WR&#8217;s)  (I know it is a repeat)<br />
- Get pissed at idiot kickers (a la Pey Pey)<br />
- Bus toss O-line (QB)<br />
- Bus toss defense (offense)<br />
- Bus toss offense (defense)<br />
- Talk for 10 minutes, say nothing<br />
- Practice moves that won&#8217;t be fined for as celebrations<br />
- get in prayer circle; do you have the right form?</p>
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		<title>By: sonic tooth</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/the-dead-hooker-lift-can-be-the-difference-between-first-and-third-round-talent.html/comment-page-1#comment-110418</link>
		<dc:creator>sonic tooth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How to wash U Ass (please see Laurence Maroney for this required seminar)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How to wash U Ass (please see Laurence Maroney for this required seminar)</p>
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		<title>By: Leigh</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/the-dead-hooker-lift-can-be-the-difference-between-first-and-third-round-talent.html/comment-page-1#comment-110411</link>
		<dc:creator>Leigh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Firearms Maintenance with Tank Johnson&lt;/i&gt;

Firearms Maintenance with Plaxic----&lt;b&gt;Oooowwwww!&lt;/b&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Firearms Maintenance with Tank Johnson</i></p>
<p>Firearms Maintenance with Plaxic&#8212;-<b>Oooowwwww!</b></p>
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		<title>By: Meyton_Panning</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/the-dead-hooker-lift-can-be-the-difference-between-first-and-third-round-talent.html/comment-page-1#comment-110406</link>
		<dc:creator>Meyton_Panning</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is crap, seriously NOT FUNNY..done w/ this junk blog</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is crap, seriously NOT FUNNY..done w/ this junk blog</p>
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		<title>By: Thighs of Wilfork</title>
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		<dc:creator>Thighs of Wilfork</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait... so are the Patriots supposed to be racist now too??  I thought that was just the fans! I&#039;m so conufsed...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait&#8230; so are the Patriots supposed to be racist now too??  I thought that was just the fans! I&#8217;m so conufsed&#8230;</p>
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