Comments on: The Continuing Adventures of Tony and Jess

By: James

James — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:35:26 +0000

Now Jordan owes both Romo and Charlie Sheen new cell phones.

By: jujrok

jujrok — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:41:38 +0000

so this is what they mean by sacred vessel.

leave it to ksk to give us the pictorial primer.

By: fatty mcbutterpants

fatty mcbutterpants — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:45:35 +0000

stick it between her tits

By: C-Student

C-Student — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:36:24 +0000

i’d still fuck her chunky ass

By: Kevin

Kevin — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:09:31 +0000

This would be funny if Tommy from Quinzee got involved somehow.

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:51:50 +0000

Don’t you guys read the tabloids? Tony and Jess are on the outs. Once that fat bitch is dead, the Super Bowl is ours!

/Takes off Titans starter straightjacket
//Puts on Cowboys starter straightjacket

By: Johnny Drama

Johnny Drama — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:33:52 +0000

Michael Jordan H-O-R-S-E reference? Beautiful…

Jessica’s tits are nice, but the I wouldn’t be surprised if the babies not Romo’s.
You know what they say, the bigger the hoop (earrings), the bigger the whore.

By: Michael Irvin's Seniority

Michael Irvin's Seniority — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:29:01 +0000

Romo’s got no seniority. Romo is a pussy. He’ll never win a playoff game until he becomes a man. Taking his girlfriend to Mexico before a playoff game? His girlfriend? He needs to get some hookers and some pow-pow up in a hotel room and shine. Oh he need to shine. Then maybe he’ll win a big game.

What a dickless little bitch.

By: Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows

Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:51:52 +0000

I would jump Jessica quicker than a pedophile in a school full of mute children.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:37:16 +0000

As long as she keeps wearing black and shows off that unbelievable rack, people will forget about the mom-jeans photo, right? Ok, well maybe not, but I can stare at those 38Ds all the live long day.

/will be freaked out if Joe’s the baby’s daddy/granddaddy
//god-damnit Romo wipe that fucking grin off your face and win a fucking playoff game already.