Sexy Friday is RISKING A PATIENT’S LIFE!!!!

What woman doctor DOESN’T wear four-inch open-toe slingback heels to work?

This week’s Sexy Friday is “House”-themed, because… well, I stumbled across these promo photos on Celebutopia, and Drew’s always had a thing for the “House” actresses, and nobody else was gonna do the Sexy Friday post.  Hey, it’s the offseason, people.

Not to detract from the hot TV broads, but Hugh Laurie wrote a pretty decent book.  Sorry, I know book-talk is a downer.  I’ll stop with the unsexy words.  Click away on the pictures until you get to the nice high-res images.

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41 Responses to “Sexy Friday is RISKING A PATIENT’S LIFE!!!!”

  1. Coach Gordon Bombay Says:

    The first assistant doctor was so much hotter as a brunette. And 13 has been sexy fucking hot for a long time. Anyone remember the Black Donnelys or whatever that fucking show was on NBC for half a season?

    ps, the Gun Seller is a pretty keen book

  2. WeTalkinBoutPractice Says:

    The male doctor on the left reminds me of someone. I just can’t put my finger on it.

  3. 85 Says:

    What woman doctor DOESN’T wear four-inch open-toe slingback heels to work?

    Hoo boy that caption is Troy Aikman gay. What in the fuck is a slingback heel?

  4. JP Says:

    Um, I much prefer this pic of Lisa Edelstein

    http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1200000/Lisa-Edelstein-strips-on-House-MD-lisa-edelstein-1291097-1280-720.jpg

    or this one

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2089/2500873154_4f43cf73dd.jpg

  5. JP Says:

    Here it is done right

    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://s2.mcstatic.com/thumb/2127425/9040673/4/directors_cut/1/1/lisa_edelstein_cuddy_house_md.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.metacafe.com/tags/cuddy/&usg=__exZ5Ri7kJxFyJ_SqRwOcnRQarPI=&h=81&w=136&sz=2&hl=en&start=9&sig2=141MYAU4DjRrEnjCY3V7Pg&tbnid=yIS6iJqfieFgcM:&tbnh=55&tbnw=92&ei=6X2oSa6pOtaQmQfsrt3TDQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlisa%2Bedelstein%2Bcuddy%2Bstrip%26ndsp%3D21%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7GGLL_en%26sa%3DN

  6. Monkey Business Says:

    Better picture of Jennifer Morrison:
    http://www.agdesktop.com/wallpapers%5Ctelefilm%5Cdr_house%5Cdr_house-allison_cameron-0004.jpg

    Lisa Edelstein is your stereotypical hot Jew.

    Olivia Wilde is moving into my top 10 with a bullet. And by bullet, I mean my penis.

  7. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    It’s not fucking Lupus goddamnit.

  8. Bubby Brister's Mop Says:

    Where’s the youtube vid of Olivia Wilde making out with her girlfriend hot and heavy like? That was the only episode of “House” I ever watched because I don’t care about medical mysteries, I’m all about girl-on-girl action.

  9. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    I’m guessing CC owns a few pairs of heels to know a open toed, slingbacked heel when he sees one.

  10. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    I’m on the west coast and Five O’Clock Friday is taking her sweet fucking time to arrive. I’ve never watched “House” but Hugh Laurie was fucking brilliant in the BBC’s “Black Adder” and “Jeeves and Wooster”.

    Also, Lisa Edelstein is one sexy Jewess, not doubt, but she’s missing that ample Sephardic rack that sets Jewish chicks apart.

  11. Tim the Enchanter Says:

    +1 WTBP

  12. Visanthe Shiancoe's horse cock Says:

    @Gino Tourettsa: Don’t let that pic fool you. Lisa Edelstein has a rack that just screams “motorboat me.”

    Also, -1 man points to whoever wrote “slingback heels.” Sorry, we have to take one of your balls.

  13. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    I’m not Jewish, but I love eating Kosher.

  14. Otto Man Says:

    What in the fuck is a slingback heel?

    Some folks call it a sling back. I call it a Kaiser back. Mmm-hmmm. Mmm-hmmm.

  15. joejoejoe Says:

    Fun facts: Jennifer Morrison is Jim Morrison’s niece or something. 13 is so hot she has to die her hair from blonde to black to tone down the hot. It’s like Rudolph putting coal on his nose to fit in with the other reindeer.

  16. Otto Man Says:

    Hugh Laurie was fucking brilliant in the BBC’s “Black Adder” and “Jeeves and Wooster”.

    Yeah, well, I’m going to have to sort of disagree with you there.

    I normally love British comedies, but I found “Jeeves and Wooster” to be just unwatchable. Grabbed a disc off Netflix, and made it through three episodes without laughing once. I console myself by pretending that another angry viewer actually crippled Hugh Laurie for real.

  17. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    @ Otto Man

    Just stick to Dame Edna, then.

  18. Monkey Business Says:

    Our women may be bitchy and almost unlivable with, but goddamn do they have some fantastic titties.

    Also, Lisa Edelstein was a call girl on the West Wing. So, there’s that.

  19. Francois Leroux Speedskater Says:

    @joejoejoe…dunno, I like 13 with the black hair a lot more than with blonde.

  20. Captain Caveman Says:

    Hoo boy that caption is Troy Aikman gay. What in the fuck is a slingback heel?

    Yeah! Knowledge is gay! And fuck books too!

  21. Orange Julius Page Says:

    @Otto Mann & Gino,

    I normally don’t care for Brit coms, but I’m loving these reruns of “Coupling” that are on BBC America. You a fan?

    Also, I know that 13 is the overwhelming favorite, but Jennifer Morrison does the trick to me in that she is attainably hot, which is to say, she is hot, but I’ve convinced myself that if her character were real, I would have a shot in real life.

  22. swing4 Says:

    My first memory of Lisa Edelstein is of her in an Ally McBeal commercial. She played a post-op tranny.

  23. Mike Says:

    Agree with Gino about Black Adder, never saw Jeeves & Wooster.

  24. placekickerholder Says:

    /Googles slingback heel

  25. Captain Caveman Says:

    To further clarify/defend my knowledge of women’s shoes… I find high heels sexy, and thus over the years I’ve paid attention to different variations. It’s really no different from knowing the difference between a teddy and a babydoll, or panties and a g-string.

    Get a clue, fellas. The inflamed machismo and false bravado only works in the Marines.

  26. Otto Man Says:

    @ Otto Man: Just stick to Dame Edna, then.

    Them’s fightin’ words. I love “Spaced,” “Little Britain,” “Black Adder,” “Young Ones,” etc. etc. But “Jeeves and Wooster” made the Benny Hill Yakkity Sax sketches seem like high comedy.

    I normally don’t care for Brit coms, but I’m loving these reruns of “Coupling” that are on BBC America. You a fan?

    My wife digs the show a lot, so I’ve seen it plenty. Pretty good, on the whole — essentially a raunchier, smarter version of “Friends.” The dude who plays Jeff is damn funny.

    It was tragic when they made an American version of “Coupling.” Leaving aside the fact that it was a US remake of a UK remake of a US show, NBC fucked the casting six ways to Sunday. Awful awful awful.

  27. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    @Otto: Spaced is great fun.

    And as for the women of House, I want to motorboat Edelstein’s quality buriks and Morrison has got that cute-chick next door vibe to her…

    …but for a chance at 13, I throw them both in front of a bus — or tie them up and leave them at the mercy of the Gay Mafia to consult about open-toe slingbacks!

  28. Foxxy Brown Says:

    i <3 a man who knows his shoes.

    also, needs more Hugh Laurie

  29. 85 Says:

    The inflamed machismo and false bravado only works in the Marines.

    If I can’t good-naturedly call you gay for knowing about womens’ shoes, I have completely missed the point of this site.

  30. Mo Charlo Says:

    /boos

  31. Mo Charlo Says:

    And where is Needs More Cheerleaders? I don’t care what he says, his name states my feelings.

  32. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    @ Otto Man

    Just fuckin’ with ya about “Jeeves and Wooster”. Not taking interest in the frivolities of 1930s young British aristocrats (with their charades, ever so many romantic misunderstandings, etc) is a pretty normal thing. I’ve never seen “Spaced”, or even heard of it, but I’ll have to check it out.

    One thing about British entertainment is that there’s no in-between; it’s either brilliant or total shite. They give the world Led Zeppelin and then Kajagoogoo. They create Monty Python, then they try to remake “Three’s Company”.

  33. C-Student Says:

    weak

  34. H.C. Prick Says:

    @ Otto Man
    Spaced was good but is was basically “Friends” for British people that do drugs, and Yakkity Sax is high comedy. Can you think of another song that you could sync with a video of little girls stepping on land mines and get laughs?

  35. Otto Man Says:

    I’ve never seen “Spaced”, or even heard of it, but I’ll have to check it out.

    Simon Pegg and Nick Frost’s claim to fame. A lot of it’s on Youtube. Here’s the first episode.

    Spaced was good but is was basically “Friends” for British people that do drugs

    Well, in the same way that “M*A*S*H” was basically “Friends” for American soldiers in the Korean War.

    Come on, the credits roll over Aphex Twin’s “The Weekend Starts Here.” That’s a far cry from the yuppiedom of “I’ll Be There for You.”

  36. Shelly Says:

    Cuddy is the dean of medicine…she can wear whatever shoes she wants as long as she stays in those outfits and keeps flirting with House!

  37. Ray Says:

    jennifer morrison pwns those two in physical attractiveness. that’s just a bad pictures.

    stopped watching House, anyways. it sucks big time now.

  38. Kool Aid Says:

    hey that guy looks like mike tomlin!

  39. Slash Says:

    K, just for the record: it’s not gay if you know what the shoe is called. It’s gay if the first thing you notice is the shoes. For a straight man, the order should be: boobs, face, midsection, ass (if visible), clothing (including shoes).

  40. Lucky Like Little Says:

    Lisa E is the original Paris Hilton… a rich chick who did enough club hopping until she met someone who gave her a job in entertainment, 20 years ago. Still, I would wreck that chick.

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