Please God Let This Be the End of Tom Brady-Gisele Bundchen Engagement/Wedding Rumors
According to Us Magazine, these crazy kids got married:
Seems to be the real deal, since they have details of a church and a dress (Dolce & Gabbana, obvs!) and whatnot. Finally, we can stop hearing all the rumors and gossip about engagements and wedding plans… and start focusing on pregnancy rumors and gossip.
/punches self in crotch
(fackin Sawx and Dogs)
February 27th, 2009 at 12:35 am
Miami still loves you Bernard Pollard!!!
February 27th, 2009 at 12:53 am
Great start to Sexy Friday…A picture that appeals to both sexes and Bill Simmons.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:12 am
he filled up the tank. doesn’t he HAVE TO buy the car?
February 27th, 2009 at 1:16 am
@joe wade: Bridget Moynahan says, no.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:59 am
On my RSS feed the title came up as “Please God Let This Be the End of Tom Brady…” Obviously I was rather disappointed.
February 27th, 2009 at 2:00 am
@joe wade: Tom rented the first one, wrecked it, and walked away unscathed.
February 27th, 2009 at 2:16 am
It was a fumble.
February 27th, 2009 at 2:35 am
It’s not good when you wear more hair product than your supermodel ladyfriend.
February 27th, 2009 at 2:42 am
I heard the happy lovebirds wrote their own vows. Gisele specifically said, “….until death do we part. Unless you get traded to the Lions; then all bets are off!”
February 27th, 2009 at 3:25 am
First Adriana is taken off the market, and now Gisele is gone to.
At least Megan Fox will soon be spreading her legs for someone besides Brian Austin Green.
February 27th, 2009 at 7:57 am
Candlesticks always make a nice gift. I wonder if she’s registered at Target.
February 27th, 2009 at 8:25 am
That’s a mighty fine beard Brady is wearing. I wonder when he’s going to finally get rid out it and come clean.
February 27th, 2009 at 8:50 am
If Us Magazine says it’s true than it must be.
Oscars live blog + Us Magazine link = gayest week ever at KSK
February 27th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Who cares what she wore, what did he wear?
February 27th, 2009 at 9:01 am
I’m sorry. I don’t get Giselle. Nice tits. Awful face.
February 27th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Giselle’s medieval arm band seems to have slipped down to her forearm…this will leave her vulnerable to heavy weapon attacks.
February 27th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Also, is Brady trying to look like Jack Torrance from ‘The Shining’ here?
“GISELLE, I’M NOT GONNA HURT YA…I’M JUST GOING TO BASH YOUR BRAINS IN!!!”
February 27th, 2009 at 9:21 am
is there some sort of correlation between forehead size and quarterback ability? i mean, based on that picture, tom bradys must be like 4 inches long. pey-peys is like 6. meanwhile, qbs like tarvaris jackson and horseballs have ordinary sized foreheads. just saying
February 27th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Looks like ol’ Bernard Pollard got a hold of Gisele’s elbow.
February 27th, 2009 at 10:03 am
So when does Bridget Moynihan smash Gisele’s knee with a tire iron?
February 27th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Dear god, the cyborg revolution is upon us! Who knew technological singularity could be so sexy… and deadly?
February 27th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Is it just me or could the happy couple pass as siblings?
February 27th, 2009 at 10:48 am
They actually are siblings. This is the most popluar incestuous couple since Donnie and Marie.
February 27th, 2009 at 10:54 am
I’m just waiting for Tom to say, “Greed, for lack of a better word…Is good”.
February 27th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Now they can settle down to the business of spreading their beautiful, yet evil, offspring onto the world.
BTW, no Adriana Lima, no Giselle Bundchen, no Alesandra Ambrosio as they’re all taken. Thank God for that tsunami or Petra Nemcova would be off the market too!!
February 27th, 2009 at 11:00 am
I don’t think many people agree with me, but I think she’s gross.
February 27th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Finally, Hitler’s plans to create a master race have come to fruition. Fortunately, we have the anti Bundchen/Brady: John Edward Thomas Moynahan. One day, the offspring will battle each other for the very future of all mankind.
I still think Bridget’s hotter.
February 27th, 2009 at 11:53 am
This is indeed a time for mourning; father has been corrupted by the Umlaut. Only I can prevent total destruction and a high INT to TD ratio now. So I did what any normal disloyal stepson would do in this situation – I forged a Ring of Power, and had Father give it to her as a wedding band. Pretty standard really.
February 27th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Somehow I doubt Gisele was pure enough to justify getting married in white…
February 27th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
No one denies this.
February 28th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Tommy from Quincy says: Tom Brady has 3 rings and is deep into supermodel poon, while the KSK team is fat, ugly, and home alone stroking it to internet porn. Who’s the winner here? (Feel free to add your own accent to the above if desired.)