According to Us Magazine, these crazy kids got married:
Seems to be the real deal, since they have details of a church and a dress (Dolce & Gabbana, obvs!) and whatnot. Finally, we can stop hearing all the rumors and gossip about engagements and wedding plans… and start focusing on pregnancy rumors and gossip.
/punches self in crotch
(fackin Sawx and Dogs)
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OMG ppl the expendables the movie will be awesome
Stephen King may have said the master director knew nothing about horror, but that simply is not true. That is a too biased opinion for anyone to go on given that he wrote the book, which Kubrick based his wonderful film ever so loosely on. And at any rate, faithful or not, KUBRICK’s Shining-the BEST crafted genre film of the 80′s- performs it’s duty as a fright flick, and then some.
if bridget moynahan hadn’t gone off the pill without telling tom and admitted it to him, according to people close to the family. she would be just another old girlfriend and noone would remember who he dated over 3 years ago. she’s not part of his life and has never met gisele, so WHO CARES!? she’s just an opportunist cougar, who thought she had the GOODS to keep him. but he wasn’t buying her deceipt and betrayal. then she went around portraying herself as a VICTIM. It was a crapshoot and she lost. get over it!!! remember how she met tom? she wasn’t with him 3, but 2 years. she was with scott rosenberg for 3 years. she got to meet tom through her agent so she could get a personalized autograph from tom for scott for his birthday, instead she ended up dumping scott and took off with tom for houston 5 minutes after she dumped him, at least tom waited two weeks to start dating gisele, now thats’ KARMA ! it’s funny how much they have in common, he thought tom was just a fling and she thought gisele was just a fling, she should have stayed or got pregnant with the real thing.
The Lord is amazing praise him!
God is good worship him!
Tommy from Quincy says: Tom Brady has 3 rings and is deep into supermodel poon, while the KSK team is fat, ugly, and home alone stroking it to internet porn. Who’s the winner here? (Feel free to add your own accent to the above if desired.)
No one denies this.
Somehow I doubt Gisele was pure enough to justify getting married in white…
This is indeed a time for mourning; father has been corrupted by the Umlaut. Only I can prevent total destruction and a high INT to TD ratio now. So I did what any normal disloyal stepson would do in this situation – I forged a Ring of Power, and had Father give it to her as a wedding band. Pretty standard really.
Finally, Hitler’s plans to create a master race have come to fruition. Fortunately, we have the anti Bundchen/Brady: John Edward Thomas Moynahan. One day, the offspring will battle each other for the very future of all mankind.
I still think Bridget’s hotter.
I don’t think many people agree with me, but I think she’s gross.
Now they can settle down to the business of spreading their beautiful, yet evil, offspring onto the world.
BTW, no Adriana Lima, no Giselle Bundchen, no Alesandra Ambrosio as they’re all taken. Thank God for that tsunami or Petra Nemcova would be off the market too!!
I’m just waiting for Tom to say, “Greed, for lack of a better word…Is good”.
They actually are siblings. This is the most popluar incestuous couple since Donnie and Marie.
Is it just me or could the happy couple pass as siblings?
Dear god, the cyborg revolution is upon us! Who knew technological singularity could be so sexy… and deadly?
So when does Bridget Moynihan smash Gisele’s knee with a tire iron?
Looks like ol’ Bernard Pollard got a hold of Gisele’s elbow.
is there some sort of correlation between forehead size and quarterback ability? i mean, based on that picture, tom bradys must be like 4 inches long. pey-peys is like 6. meanwhile, qbs like tarvaris jackson and horseballs have ordinary sized foreheads. just saying
Also, is Brady trying to look like Jack Torrance from ‘The Shining’ here?
“GISELLE, I’M NOT GONNA HURT YA…I’M JUST GOING TO BASH YOUR BRAINS IN!!!”
Giselle’s medieval arm band seems to have slipped down to her forearm…this will leave her vulnerable to heavy weapon attacks.
I’m sorry. I don’t get Giselle. Nice tits. Awful face.
Who cares what she wore, what did he wear?
If Us Magazine says it’s true than it must be.
Oscars live blog + Us Magazine link = gayest week ever at KSK
That’s a mighty fine beard Brady is wearing. I wonder when he’s going to finally get rid out it and come clean.
Candlesticks always make a nice gift. I wonder if she’s registered at Target.
First Adriana is taken off the market, and now Gisele is gone to.
At least Megan Fox will soon be spreading her legs for someone besides Brian Austin Green.
I heard the happy lovebirds wrote their own vows. Gisele specifically said, “….until death do we part. Unless you get traded to the Lions; then all bets are off!”
It’s not good when you wear more hair product than your supermodel ladyfriend.
It was a fumble.
@joe wade: Tom rented the first one, wrecked it, and walked away unscathed.
On my RSS feed the title came up as “Please God Let This Be the End of Tom Brady…” Obviously I was rather disappointed.
@joe wade: Bridget Moynahan says, no.
he filled up the tank. doesn’t he HAVE TO buy the car?
Great start to Sexy Friday…A picture that appeals to both sexes and Bill Simmons.
Miami still loves you Bernard Pollard!!!