Comments on: Open Legs by Jane Seymour

By: Access Limousine

Access Limousine — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:33:13 +0000

Lord Byron

By: Fred

Fred — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:03:54 +0000

It looks like a cross between my balls and the Astros logo

By: MonaLoudly

MonaLoudly — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:01:47 +0000

Definitely looks like a slithering snake.

By: Jon Milne

Jon Milne — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:00:08 +0000

Looks like the front of my Cobra!

By: Visanthe Shiancoe's horse cock

Visanthe Shiancoe's horse cock — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:49:57 +0000

I would love to open Jane Seymour’s legs. Just sayin’.

By: Jayhawk Bongpipe

Jayhawk Bongpipe — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:16:41 +0000

I’ve been searching for years for a simple symbol that could represent “half-assed”. Now I’ve found it. Thank you, Jane.

By: Duke of Madness

Duke of Madness — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:49:02 +0000

And by the way, why is this post title “Open Legs by Jane Seymour” and yet has no pictures of Ms. Seymour’s twat? I can’t be the only one who interpreted the title this way, can I?

By: synapticmisfires

synapticmisfires — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:18:28 +0000

Show your commitment to each other with this heart, broken open and then twisted. Most people will probably think that it looks like an ass or some character from another alphabet, but you and your prostitute will be able to tell them, no, it’s a crude rendering of a heart design, only torn open and disgusting. It’s the perfect symbol for how you feel about each other.

Priced for as much as $1,200, in case you REALLY fucked up but don’t want something that looks nice enough to attract a mugger.

By: eddiebear

eddiebear — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:57:54 +0000

Brian:

My wife’s drive certainly dried up after marriage and a child.

Ugh

By: stealofthedraft

stealofthedraft — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:36:42 +0000

I like all the Valentine-related advertising this post has generated on the site.