Lucy Pinder Offers Sexiness Without the Prid Pro Quo
This Valentine’s Day, Lucy Pinder just wants to be sexy for you. She doesn’t want you to lavish her with gifts. Or an expensive dinner. Or any non-jerking effort at all. Though she probably prefers you keep the masturbating to still images of her on the Internet, rather than flying to England and accosting her on the street corner. At least that’s what my attorney tells me.
For those stuck saving valuable release on people who they’ve grown tired of, Jean Grae (the not-my-cat or comic-book-character one) offers a handy guide to breaking up with your girl. I especially like the beating-her-with-the-fax-machine method.
And as much as I hate jewelry ads and want to skewer them ever so truculently, Demetri Martin’s new show did a much better job of it than I did this year (even if it was the only good thing about the series opener).
For more Lucy loveliness, proceed after the jump. But try to look her in the eye for once. For the sake of the holiday, at least.
[Photo credits: the very NSFW Boobie Blog]
Tags: sexy friday, xmas ape
February 13th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
I never thought I’d say this, but “Family Guy did it” (albeit from a different angle).
February 13th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
those bra and panties would also work great on St. Patrick’s Day.
February 13th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
And Arbor Day and Presidents’ Day and any day ending with a “y”
February 13th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Really, they’d look best crumpled on my floor.
February 13th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Or at the tip of my tounge.
February 13th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I’m thinking those green panties would look best slid over to one side.
February 13th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
She should have shoes on.
February 13th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
It’s nice to see Lucy is utilizing those new fancy bulbs.
And she’s using CFLs too.
February 13th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Would love to see her sing halftime at the Super Bowl…We’d either get a crotch in the face or a tittie.
February 13th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I’d drink from the cup of her bra, but then I’d have whiskey dick.
February 13th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Why does Ape ruin these post by writing something? It takes away from the girl with the nice boobies in her underwear.
Just post the pictures and stay out of the way blog boy. You think we come here for the witty posts?
THAT’S DISRESPECT!
FIX YO SEXY FRIDAY!!
February 13th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
I must find fault…she needs to add some meat to her little chicken legs, I would hate to break her.
February 13th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
I bet she has a smelly turd cutter…doesnt that ruin the pic for you?
February 13th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Why is the heart green? Am I suddenly the grinch for enjoying looking at her?
February 13th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Picture #4: nice breezeway.
February 13th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I just noticed it looks like they photoshopped the couch in the 1st pic. Is she that hot that they had to work on the couch because it looked that bad next to her? AM I RIGHT?
February 13th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
My penis approves.
February 13th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
why doesn’t this chick just do porn? go big or go home!
PS I actually prefer Keeley Hazell if we’re discussing ample chested British women that have a dentist.
February 13th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Yes, Keeley displays some magnificent sweater puppies.
February 13th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
YOUK IS TAGGING THAT ASS!!11! NO ONE DENIES THIS! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUK!
February 13th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Keeley ftw.
/Fix yo Sexy Friday busty British model!
//Just kidding Lucy Pinder is quality jack material.
///Thank you KSK.
February 13th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Speaking of hot British whores……Mckenzie Lee does it properly. Nice tits, does porn. game over.
February 13th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
only becasue I had, just had to know what her boobs looked like, a simple google search gave me this ABSOLUTE gem. NSFW NSFW NSFW dont say I didnt warn you bitches
http://www.silentpix.com/gallery/pics/lucy-pinder-nude-pictures/lucy-pinder-nude-pictures-003.php
February 13th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
The heart is blank so we can photoshop/ms paint badly on it.
And by ‘we’, I mean someone other than me. You know, someone ‘creative’ or ‘computer savy’ or ’sober’…
February 13th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
The only good thing? Really? You didn’t find the stand-up, time gigolo, the sketch with Amanda Peet, or anything else funnier than this?
February 13th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Who’s Lucy Pinder?
February 13th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
she wears frontsies!
February 13th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
KSK tested, penis approved!
May 26th, 2009 at 2:45 am
She’s amazing – thanks for the Pinder pics!
July 4th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
wow looks good
July 7th, 2009 at 11:06 am
hmm, looky there