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LOLNFL: The Super Bowl Special

02.02.09 Written by Unsilent Majority



TAGS: Keep your hating in Ape's post, lolnfl, super bowl, Unsilent Majority
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LOLNFL: The Super Bowl Special

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  1. 02.03.09 at 4:30 am
    Grimmbles

    I feel good, baby punching good.

    That shit is my new catchphrase.

  2. 02.02.09 at 7:03 pm
    greenman

    I’m a Niners fan, and I was rooting for the Cardinals for the SOLE reason that I didn’t want Pittsburgh to have the most Super Bowl victories, breaking the tie with my team. I didn’t want to come to this site and read that the Steelers were the best team in league history. But, they won. And not only did they win they had to come back and win, so I can’t feel any animosity to them, until Ape makes me hate them again.

  3. 02.02.09 at 4:30 pm
    LaFavre's Next Retirement

    You too fuckhead.

  4. 02.02.09 at 3:14 pm
    Meyton_Panning

    “greatest” tool on this comment log “LaFavre’s Next Retirement” — see you in hell

  5. 02.02.09 at 1:47 pm
    mamacita

    @FMRA — +many for the footsteps

  6. 02.02.09 at 1:16 pm
    Silverback

    J-daddy—you are so right. Maddox should be at the top of the list above Staley and Berger.

  7. 02.02.09 at 1:14 pm
    LaFavre's Next Retirement

    Eat a dick.

  8. 02.02.09 at 1:12 pm
    futuremrsrickankiel

    oh god… Vinnie Mac… the comma splices… they burn me…

  9. 02.02.09 at 1:09 pm
    J-daddy

    Silverback, Tommy Maddox should be on your list too.

  10. 02.02.09 at 12:58 pm
    Silverback

    Great pictures. Berger is the most undeserving player to get a ring in Steelers history, next to Duce Staley of course.

  11. 02.02.09 at 12:49 pm
    Vinnie Mac

    Wow, that was the fakest “football game” I have ever seen, it was blatantly scripted & obviously pre-determined. The NFL has no more credibility, it’s as phony as WWE. I can’t believe anyone actually bought into that as if it was real, it was actually difficult not to burst out laughing at it.

  12. 02.02.09 at 12:34 pm
    foxxy brown

    i almost stopped scrolling after the 1st photo. absolutely priceless

    /assumes UM is not talking to me

  13. 02.02.09 at 12:17 pm
    Unsilent Majority

    Oh just shut the fuck up

  14. 02.02.09 at 12:11 pm
    LaFavre's Next Retirement

    Hey Steeler Dickfaces,
    Yah , yah, yah, congrats and all that shit, but layoff the greatest franchise in history bullshit. as these stats from the league website show, you have a few more to go before wearing the “greatest” crown:
    Most Seasons League Champion
    12 Green Bay, 1929-1931, 1936, 1939, 1944, 1961-62, 1965-67, 1996
    9 Chi. Bears, 1921, 1932-33, 1940-41, 1943, 1946, 1963, 1985
    7 N.Y. Giants, 1927, 1934, 1938, 1956, 1986, 1990, 2007

    Fahck You, You Fahckin Fahcks.

  15. 02.02.09 at 12:10 pm
    futuremrsrickankiel

    “Hey Kurt, remember when there was only one set of footprints?” — Larry Fitzgerald

  16. 02.02.09 at 11:52 am
    Reggie Bush's Pimp

    “I’m happy the Steelers won, but I was unsettled by the frequent references to Steelers Nation. Are we going to turn into insufferable douchebags like the redsox fans now?”

    The moment you’ve applied the term “Nation” behind your team’s name, it’s already happened.

    See: Red Sox Nation.

  17. 02.02.09 at 11:49 am
    Sancho

    Is that the best you got!?!? I was hoping for some serious hate. Not that fake hate that Cavy Wavy has been spewing -the kind that you try and pass off as funny but the anger and bitterness shows through. I’ll try and help bring it out – Ahhh to be a fan of the greatest franchise winning the greatest game. My level of contentedness is at post coitus levels.

  18. 02.02.09 at 11:43 am
    parepadarappa

    Now available to be shippes to your home, Steelers Smirrey face cookies.

    http://www.eatnpark.com/eshop/shop_product-detail.asp?ProductCode=4003

  19. 02.02.09 at 11:34 am
    Stylist Mick

    “Jewish men after a shvitz”? More like Russian men after being sodomized in a steamy sauna bath.

  20. 02.02.09 at 11:31 am
    Shot Of Ginn

    No Hines Ward ‘tears of joy’ pictures? Smirre on Inside.

  21. 02.02.09 at 11:31 am
    GordonD12

    It looks more like Tomlin’s squeezing Ben’s hand and he’s probably saying “Say you won’t throw anymore interceptions! SAY IT”

  22. 02.02.09 at 11:29 am
    LaFavre's Next Retirement

    Here’s to an offseason of drug arrests, motercycle accidents, spousal abuse arrests, steroid and HGH accusations, drunk driving arrests and pedophilia arrests for the Stillers!

  23. 02.02.09 at 11:25 am
    johndewar

    @poop: Too late.

  24. 02.02.09 at 11:17 am
    Major Mel Funkshun

    You already are.

  25. 02.02.09 at 11:13 am
    poop

    I’m happy the Steelers won, but I was unsettled by the frequent references to Steelers Nation. Are we going to turn into insufferable douchebags like the redsox fans now?

  26. 02.02.09 at 11:12 am
    Reggie Bush's Pimp

    No Smirre? Me sad….

  27. 02.02.09 at 11:05 am
    2Port

    HI TROPHY BEN!!!!!

  28. 02.02.09 at 10:59 am
    Otto Man

    HARF HARF HARF

  29. 02.02.09 at 10:50 am
    Slothrop

    Ben clearly needs a IonKids Child Monitoring System–it has decorative stickers for him to play with and everything.
    http://www.diginetlink.com/IonKids_Monitoring_System_p/ionkids.htm

  30. 02.02.09 at 10:50 am
    Crazy Little Thing

    I don’t think Ben knows what “dystrophy” means.

  31. 02.02.09 at 10:43 am
    StuScottBooyahs

    Those are some classic Ben photos, nice work

  32. 02.02.09 at 10:39 am
    Mo Charlo

    Andrew is gay.

  33. 02.02.09 at 10:36 am
    andrew

    Awesome. I like the first one.

    Go Steelers. About time all the haters in the house got their dish served to em

  34. 02.02.09 at 10:35 am
    eddiebear

    Is Berger the guy who used to eat a Snickers every game?

  35. 02.02.09 at 10:35 am
    Christmas Ape

    Punterbration involves making O-faces in photos at bars with Jeff Reed

  36. 02.02.09 at 10:35 am
    eddiebear

    Is it just me, or is the image of Ben standing under his luggage funny?

  37. 02.02.09 at 10:24 am
    Fitz

    Resisting the urge to make Kurt Warner / God jokes, impressive.

  38. 02.02.09 at 10:23 am
    85

    Funny, I wanted to punch a baby after that game too.

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