Comments on: Kurt Warner’s Rapture Not So Rapturous

By: Grant

Grant — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 06:33:50 +0000

God help me for saying it, but Brenda Warner actually looked hot. Perhaps that is why Kurt has played so well. Got to pay for the bling!

By: Aaron

Aaron — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 05:51:16 +0000

so does this mean fitty don’t get his crackers? :(

By: Fitz

Fitz — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 05:35:15 +0000

God got mad the resurrection of Brenda Warner’s relevance was overshadowing his son’s resurrection on a Sunday. This is what happens.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 05:09:24 +0000

@Johnny: EXCUSE ME!!! I just happened to win a grant from the NEA by painting Jesus sucking on a donkey dick.

And if any of you braindead slobs had an eye for art you’d notice the painting was, in fact, a subtle protest against unfair labor practices in southeast Asia..

By: Johnny Drama

Johnny Drama — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:57:42 +0000

Moral of the story, if you’re going to draw Jesus, it better not suck donkey dick.

By: Viton

Viton — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:22:44 +0000

I can’t believe NBC did not air that.

Bullcorn.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:17:32 +0000

God (or Jesus) isn’t the only one to wear that jersey backwards. Ben wears it that way too sometimes, for when he forgets how to spell his last name.

By: Sancho

Sancho — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:09:58 +0000

Yo me gusta!!!

By: Tom Cruise the Unicorn

Tom Cruise the Unicorn — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 00:33:01 +0000

Funny, in my faith, St Peter wears a #58 Jack Lambert throwback jersey.

By: Slideshow Bob

Slideshow Bob — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 00:31:10 +0000

trick question, Ditka is god.