Kurt Warner’s Rapture Not So Rapturous

Another LSUFreek masterwork. Turns out God is cornier than Kurt would have you believe.

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15 Responses to “Kurt Warner’s Rapture Not So Rapturous”

1. Nate Newton's van Says:
   February 2nd, 2009 at 6:47 pm

   God’s a fuckin’ front-runner.

2. Luz Says:
   February 2nd, 2009 at 6:52 pm

   Why is God wearing his jersey backwards?

3. vhdamaco Says:
   February 2nd, 2009 at 6:54 pm

   this is why i don’t believe in organized religion…

   he could’ve at least picked a better jersey to wear; i guess he’s giving ben props for narrowly escaping death those couple of years ago…

   /currently has ben next for the NFL death pool

4. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:
   February 2nd, 2009 at 7:01 pm

   Jesus got shitfaced during pregame celebrations and left Kurt on his own during the game.

5. Christmas Ape Says:
   February 2nd, 2009 at 7:11 pm

   HEY, SHITHEADS! THIS IS INCORRECT LIKENESS OF CHRIST!

   /laughs at impotent spoof of Punter

6. Slideshow Bob Says:
   February 2nd, 2009 at 7:31 pm

   trick question, Ditka is god.

7. Tom Cruise the Unicorn Says:
   February 2nd, 2009 at 7:33 pm

   Funny, in my faith, St Peter wears a #58 Jack Lambert throwback jersey.

8. Sancho Says:
   February 2nd, 2009 at 8:09 pm

   Yo me gusta!!!

9. J.L. White Says:
   February 2nd, 2009 at 8:17 pm

   God (or Jesus) isn’t the only one to wear that jersey backwards. Ben wears it that way too sometimes, for when he forgets how to spell his last name.

10. Viton Says:
    February 2nd, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    I can’t believe NBC did not air that.

    Bullcorn.

11. Johnny Drama Says:
    February 2nd, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    Moral of the story, if you’re going to draw Jesus, it better not suck donkey dick.

12. J.L. White Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 12:09 am

    @Johnny: EXCUSE ME!!! I just happened to win a grant from the NEA by painting Jesus sucking on a donkey dick.

    And if any of you braindead slobs had an eye for art you’d notice the painting was, in fact, a subtle protest against unfair labor practices in southeast Asia..

13. Fitz Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 12:35 am

    God got mad the resurrection of Brenda Warner’s relevance was overshadowing his son’s resurrection on a Sunday. This is what happens.

14. Aaron Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 12:51 am

    so does this mean fitty don’t get his crackers? :(

15. Grant Says:
    February 8th, 2009 at 1:33 am

    God help me for saying it, but Brenda Warner actually looked hot. Perhaps that is why Kurt has played so well. Got to pay for the bling!

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