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	<title>Comments on: KSK Mock Draft: Pro Wrestler You Wanna Be, Brother</title>
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		<title>By: Drew Kanda</title>
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		<dc:creator>Drew Kanda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 06:32:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fantastic post! I will subscribe right now wth my feedreader application!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fantastic post! I will subscribe right now wth my feedreader application!</p>
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		<title>By: Gootch</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gootch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What, no love for Tony Schiavoni?

I&#039;m a big fan of weird tag team combos, so give me Nicolai Volkoff (just so I can sing the Russian anthem before the match) and Akeem (ah-boooooo... ha ha!). To manage, I&#039;ll take the original Jive Soul Bro, Slick, and to annouce, from the ol&#039; WCCW days, I&#039;ll take Gordon Solie. Aw yeah... dig it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What, no love for Tony Schiavoni?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m a big fan of weird tag team combos, so give me Nicolai Volkoff (just so I can sing the Russian anthem before the match) and Akeem (ah-boooooo&#8230; ha ha!). To manage, I&#8217;ll take the original Jive Soul Bro, Slick, and to annouce, from the ol&#8217; WCCW days, I&#8217;ll take Gordon Solie. Aw yeah&#8230; dig it.</p>
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		<title>By: Tatum Bellhop</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tatum Bellhop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>With April 15th fast approaching, I would also like to take D&#039;lo Brown to prepare my taxes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With April 15th fast approaching, I would also like to take D&#8217;lo Brown to prepare my taxes.</p>
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		<title>By: Tatum Bellhop</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tatum Bellhop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll take Prince Albert for the EPIC WIN.  Also taking Typhoon (rather than Tugboat) to round out my Natural Disasters tag team.  Keeping up with the fat bastard theme, I will take Yokozuna in round four.  And so I can have one wrestler who is not a disgusting mess of a man, I will round out my squad with the incredibly handsome Chuck Palumbo, who I am gay for.

/ not really gay though
// is this how these work?
/// jack swagger also has a splendid physique</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll take Prince Albert for the EPIC WIN.  Also taking Typhoon (rather than Tugboat) to round out my Natural Disasters tag team.  Keeping up with the fat bastard theme, I will take Yokozuna in round four.  And so I can have one wrestler who is not a disgusting mess of a man, I will round out my squad with the incredibly handsome Chuck Palumbo, who I am gay for.</p>
<p>/ not really gay though<br />
// is this how these work?<br />
/// jack swagger also has a splendid physique</p>
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		<title>By: Goods</title>
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		<dc:creator>Goods</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Superstar Billy Graham saw him in a match against Putski he would spit into the crowd every time he took a punch

Mr. Fuji and Professor Toru Tanaka

Afa and Sika The Wild Samoans</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Superstar Billy Graham saw him in a match against Putski he would spit into the crowd every time he took a punch</p>
<p>Mr. Fuji and Professor Toru Tanaka</p>
<p>Afa and Sika The Wild Samoans</p>
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		<title>By: Grimmbles</title>
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		<dc:creator>Grimmbles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 10:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Much like I just did. Sonofa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OknYjUQc0ww</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Much like I just did. Sonofa.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OknYjUQc0ww" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OknYjUQc0ww</a></p>
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		<title>By: Grimmbles</title>
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		<dc:creator>Grimmbles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 10:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I’ll see your Goldberg and raise you a Gillberg.

Only Vince McMahon would have sacrificed the integrity of his lightweight championship belt to make fun of Eric Bischoff’s queer WCW.&quot;

 You can&#039;t just take Gillburg and not post his entrance!

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I’ll see your Goldberg and raise you a Gillberg.</p>
<p>Only Vince McMahon would have sacrificed the integrity of his lightweight championship belt to make fun of Eric Bischoff’s queer WCW.&#8221;</p>
<p> You can&#8217;t just take Gillburg and not post his entrance!</p>
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		<title>By: Troy Lolamalu</title>
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		<dc:creator>Troy Lolamalu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 09:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1) Shawn Michaels
2) Kurt Angle
3) Booker T
4) Brock Lesnar
5) Goldberg

How were these guys not picked? I hope this isn&#039;t a money league!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1) Shawn Michaels<br />
2) Kurt Angle<br />
3) Booker T<br />
4) Brock Lesnar<br />
5) Goldberg</p>
<p>How were these guys not picked? I hope this isn&#8217;t a money league!</p>
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		<title>By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Old-school NWA is the key to this. That is where all the good, obscure guys are lurking...

Nikita Koloff?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Old-school NWA is the key to this. That is where all the good, obscure guys are lurking&#8230;</p>
<p>Nikita Koloff?</p>
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		<title>By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;The Nasty Boys

Finally, an excuse not to wash my pits&lt;/i&gt;

Like you (I think), also from Allentown, PA. You are like brothers.

/Mother is from Allentown</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>The Nasty Boys</p>
<p>Finally, an excuse not to wash my pits</i></p>
<p>Like you (I think), also from Allentown, PA. You are like brothers.</p>
<p>/Mother is from Allentown</p>
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