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	<title>Comments on: Kill Kill Kill: Detroit Selects Its #1 Draft Pick</title>
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		<title>By: ragingnuts</title>
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		<dc:creator>ragingnuts</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 03:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Let&#039;s be serious here, the Lions would be STUPID to pick anyone other than Aaron Curry.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s be serious here, the Lions would be STUPID to pick anyone other than Aaron Curry.</p>
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		<title>By: CuseDenny</title>
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		<dc:creator>CuseDenny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 18:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>+1 Italian Spiderman

Reminds me of a few years back bartending for the Greeks in Florida.  We would be open every am, for the &quot;players&quot; to come in and have their coffee, talk sports/place bets/etc.   Around 3pm I get a call telling me that &quot;Greek Mike&quot; (the head bookie) had just ran a red light in Bartow and was killed.  I hang up and announce it to the bar.   Most of these guys were Greek and related.  I was bombarded with the &quot;Bullshit&quot; &amp; &quot;You&#039;re Lying&quot; chants, as Mike had left the restaurant only 2 hrs prior.   A minute later &quot;John&quot; the owner comes out of his office with tears in his eyes and confirms the death.    Dead silence for a minute.....then we hear a bottle smash and, &quot;Fuck - that sucks....I just paid him $2,000&quot;.

True Story</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>+1 Italian Spiderman</p>
<p>Reminds me of a few years back bartending for the Greeks in Florida.  We would be open every am, for the &#8220;players&#8221; to come in and have their coffee, talk sports/place bets/etc.   Around 3pm I get a call telling me that &#8220;Greek Mike&#8221; (the head bookie) had just ran a red light in Bartow and was killed.  I hang up and announce it to the bar.   Most of these guys were Greek and related.  I was bombarded with the &#8220;Bullshit&#8221; &amp; &#8220;You&#8217;re Lying&#8221; chants, as Mike had left the restaurant only 2 hrs prior.   A minute later &#8220;John&#8221; the owner comes out of his office with tears in his eyes and confirms the death.    Dead silence for a minute&#8230;..then we hear a bottle smash and, &#8220;Fuck &#8211; that sucks&#8230;.I just paid him $2,000&#8243;.</p>
<p>True Story</p>
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		<title>By: jt</title>
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		<dc:creator>jt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yoink!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yoink!</p>
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		<title>By: StuScottBooyahs</title>
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		<dc:creator>StuScottBooyahs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now that&#039;s some good kill kill kill</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now that&#8217;s some good kill kill kill</p>
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		<title>By: Godzilla Biscuits</title>
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		<dc:creator>Godzilla Biscuits</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looks like what Drew wants to do to Zygi Wilf for getting Sage Rosenfels...or its just taken straight from NIN&#039;s &#039;Hurt&#039; video</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like what Drew wants to do to Zygi Wilf for getting Sage Rosenfels&#8230;or its just taken straight from NIN&#8217;s &#8216;Hurt&#8217; video</p>
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		<title>By: Armchair Whiner</title>
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		<dc:creator>Armchair Whiner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love the taste of sushi in the morning...  It tastes like...victory.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love the taste of sushi in the morning&#8230;  It tastes like&#8230;victory.</p>
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		<title>By: Danish</title>
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		<dc:creator>Danish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ahm... As long as I&#039;m not snagged by a silver and black bird with an eye-patch, I&#039;ll be just fine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahm&#8230; As long as I&#8217;m not snagged by a silver and black bird with an eye-patch, I&#8217;ll be just fine.</p>
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		<title>By: Dan From Chicago</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dan From Chicago</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was the right way to start my day - watched it a few times and got the full effect - I need to show it to my employees and tell them if they don&#039;t stop complaining and start focusing on their job, that will be them.

/unless, of course, they are on KSK, then they may be promoted

// Survival of the fittest reigns supreme</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was the right way to start my day &#8211; watched it a few times and got the full effect &#8211; I need to show it to my employees and tell them if they don&#8217;t stop complaining and start focusing on their job, that will be them.</p>
<p>/unless, of course, they are on KSK, then they may be promoted</p>
<p>// Survival of the fittest reigns supreme</p>
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		<title>By: BraveSirRobin</title>
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		<dc:creator>BraveSirRobin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Great White video now has a companion in the top slot of my &quot;Favorite Kill Kill Kill&quot; video.  Seriously.  I have wood from that video.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Great White video now has a companion in the top slot of my &#8220;Favorite Kill Kill Kill&#8221; video.  Seriously.  I have wood from that video.</p>
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		<title>By: Upstate Underdog</title>
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		<dc:creator>Upstate Underdog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>boom, roasted.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>boom, roasted.</p>
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