Kill Kill Kill: Detroit Selects Its #1 Draft Pick
Life as a fish must be nice. Simple. You swim around. You eat. You can have crap hanging out your ass and it’s not a big worry (note: also true for bloggers).
And then… BAM! BIRD OF PREY MUTHAFUCKA!!!!! EATEN ALIVE!!!
That’s what getting drafted #1 by the Lions is like. You’re the food chain’s bitch.
(via Best Week Ever and HuffPo)
Tags: captain caveman, kill kill kill
February 24th, 2009 at 8:20 am
I also like how the second fish swims idly by afterwards, thinking: “Where’s Larry? Oh well. I owed him twenty bucks anyway.”
February 24th, 2009 at 8:21 am
That was just pure badass. I have nothing snarky to add only a suggestion of adding Mastodon riffs in the background. “Blood and Thunder” would be a perfect setting for that death.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:29 am
Matt Stafford looks way different in that video.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:39 am
That video made me squeal…in a good way.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:41 am
Glad to have you back CC
February 24th, 2009 at 8:46 am
boom, roasted.
February 24th, 2009 at 9:10 am
The Great White video now has a companion in the top slot of my “Favorite Kill Kill Kill” video. Seriously. I have wood from that video.
February 24th, 2009 at 9:24 am
That was the right way to start my day – watched it a few times and got the full effect – I need to show it to my employees and tell them if they don’t stop complaining and start focusing on their job, that will be them.
/unless, of course, they are on KSK, then they may be promoted
// Survival of the fittest reigns supreme
February 24th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Ahm… As long as I’m not snagged by a silver and black bird with an eye-patch, I’ll be just fine.
February 24th, 2009 at 9:41 am
I love the taste of sushi in the morning… It tastes like…victory.
February 24th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Looks like what Drew wants to do to Zygi Wilf for getting Sage Rosenfels…or its just taken straight from NIN’s ‘Hurt’ video
February 24th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Now that’s some good kill kill kill
February 24th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Yoink!
February 24th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
+1 Italian Spiderman
Reminds me of a few years back bartending for the Greeks in Florida. We would be open every am, for the “players” to come in and have their coffee, talk sports/place bets/etc. Around 3pm I get a call telling me that “Greek Mike” (the head bookie) had just ran a red light in Bartow and was killed. I hang up and announce it to the bar. Most of these guys were Greek and related. I was bombarded with the “Bullshit” & “You’re Lying” chants, as Mike had left the restaurant only 2 hrs prior. A minute later “John” the owner comes out of his office with tears in his eyes and confirms the death. Dead silence for a minute…..then we hear a bottle smash and, “Fuck – that sucks….I just paid him $2,000″.
True Story
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Let’s be serious here, the Lions would be STUPID to pick anyone other than Aaron Curry.