Life as a fish must be nice. Simple. You swim around. You eat. You can have crap hanging out your ass and it’s not a big worry (note: also true for bloggers).
And then… BAM! BIRD OF PREY MUTHAFUCKA!!!!! EATEN ALIVE!!!
That’s what getting drafted #1 by the Lions is like. You’re the food chain’s bitch.
I want more like this!
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