Comments on: Jokes For Dan Marino To Use At The Larry The Cable Guy Roast

By: disgusted

disgusted — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:16:30 +0000

okay so anyone who agrees with this (including thoses of you that left equally stupid comments) needs to have thier head examined, seriuosly you all have taken it to far, if you dont like the guy thats fine but you crossed the line big time do yourselves a favor: stop cutting yourself, get the emo shit off your ipod, go buy some clothes that have colors other than black, realize that you are all aracist bastards and one day that will come back to haunt you, peel yourself away from the computer and go have a life other than thinking up stupid shit about a guy who has done nothing personally to you. writing that sick shit only shows that you are a piece of shit and with ignorant stupid comments like these it is apparant that your I.Q.’s dont reach above room temperature, so you should probably work on that

By: Me

Me — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 00:07:18 +0000

wow check this out

By: whatwouldjerrydo

whatwouldjerrydo — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:50:42 +0000

Rachel Maddow’s strap-on is utterly fucking authentic. I should know.

By: JonnyBolz

JonnyBolz — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:16:16 +0000

drew, you just murdered that. you’re feeling it lately. well done, sir.

By: bam33

bam33 — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:12:26 +0000

I guess it is true what they say………….East coast elitists really are tolerant of others.

By: Rob in WI

Rob in WI — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:30:08 +0000

Drew, I’ve got to say, you won the Internets today. Congrats, and don’t let it go to your fat head.

By: yournamehere

yournamehere — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:14:42 +0000

“Larry almost didn’t make it here tonight. First he had to wash his sister’s twat-stank off his cock; then he went to a children’s hospital to mock dying kids for an upcoming Comedy Central special; and finally he made a quick detour to spray-paint ‘nigger’ on Bernie Mac’s tombstone.”

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:35:00 +0000

The only stand-up act I hate worse than Danny the Cable Guy is fuckin’ David Cross. Cross makes up for it with his parts in movies and tv shows usually, but his stand up is fuckin’ horrible, pretentious bullshit. You lose any right to call people a sell-out when you agree to do the live action Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, shit-fuck.

And who wants to bet $10 that Marino cries when he finds out that “Larry the Cable Guy” isn’t real and just an act? Probably more than I did when I found out that Mr. T didn’t really go around beating the shit out of people like he did on the A-Team.

By: Nimby

Nimby — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:30:25 +0000

@ mamacita – I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:30:09 +0000

DAN MARINO: What do you call this Dan [points to self] when he’s on a field with 21 black men? The Quarterback!

[points to Dan Whitney] What do you call that Dan when he’s on a field with 21 black men? Dead fucking meat.