You probably remember Michael Westbrook as the guy who caught* Kordell Stewart’s most famous pass, as the guy who beat the shit out of Stephen Davis for questioning his sexuality, or for being yet another first round flame-out for the Washington Redskins, but after this I’ll always remember him as the guy who competes in martial arts against pint-sized opposition.
Ursinho: [internal monologue] Don’t call him a homo. Don’t call him a homo. Don’t call him a homo.
(Referee signals for the fight to commence)
Ursinho: EAT DICK, HOMO! [dives crotch-first at Westbrook's face]
Westbrook: [catches tiny man]
Ursinho: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*totally not a gay joke
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when did ksk become a gay porn site?
White Guy, escape the hips, escape the hips oh Westbrook has already tapped him out.
/participate in this sport, and listen to Brazilian grammatical errors on almost daily basis.
Wow, that’s not gay at all.
Shit I can’t watch that fucking video. I want to watch a big black man beat up a tiny wrestler!!!
They’re gone now.
WTF? What were they doing?
It’s a sad day in America when spammers are interrupting the dick jokes.
^^^the guy facing westbrook isn’t even japanese. he’s white.
Quick! Somebody dub “Turning Japanese” over this post-haste!
And while I watched this I couldn’t help but imagine a choir of, somehow, tolerent rednecks yelling “USA! USA! USA! FUCK YEAH!”
I don’t know why…
“What are you doing Kramer?”
“Dominating.”
sweep the leg johnny
soooo uncomfortable watching that.
About two minutes in (yes, shamefully, I watched the whole thing) it looks like nipple twists for the little guy.
… and yes, TTGT, that was the head butt game. Laughed my ass off.
Thanks for reminding me that Stephen Davis once got the holy christ beaten out of him. Do you have any old footage of a bad thing happening to a Philadelphia Eagle?
Umm. Wow. Between 1:00 and 1:10 I am pretttttttyyyyy sure that is a little gay. But who am I to question athletes?
I’m pretty sure what just happened is illegal in some states. In some religions, those two are officially married.
Oh my god, what a FANTASTIC sport!
Where can I get either a little man to crotch-attack me, or a large black man that I can crotch-attack?
I read this before I watched the video and assumed you were joking when you said the kid dove crotch first.
Then I watched the video.
I didn’t know that was possible. Gonna have to teach that to the hooker I buy tonight.
Watch my reality show this summer or its scissors in your fucking neck. Seniority.
After watching the video, I have no questions about his sexuality.
/engage in fisticuffs
At the minute mark, I’m almost positive they’re having sex.
Good to see Westbrook landed on his feet as part of the cast of “Oz: The new generation.”
@StuartScott
I believe that was also the Gus Frerotte headbutt game, was it not?
Living in D.C. at the time, that made my week.
My lone memory of Westbrook is that game against the Giants when he did something stupid in overtime like slam his helmet to the ground, getting the Redskins a personal foul penalty and pushing them out of field goal range, causing the game to end in a tie 7-7
I had forgotten about this douchebag. Glad to hear things are still going poorly for him.
beat the shit out of Stephen Davis for questioning his sexuality
Ah yes, I remember that conversation:
Davis: “Ho! I say, good sir, I cannot help but wonder if you fancy members of a gender not dissimilar to my own.”
Westbrook: “I find your inferences most unsavory. I shall thrash you thusly!”
Westbrook’s not a homo, he goes home to Starla every night.