Jerri Blank Goes Out for the Pom Squad
The Patriots added an 18-year-old to their cheerleadering squad last year, so 41-year-old Shelley Lawlor of Medway thought she could represent the other polar of the age spectrum. Either that or Belichick is assembling his own dance team of married bitches. We’d write her a fake cheerleading biography, but it’d take up three posts. And don’t make any knocks about that 225 number representing her weight or your head will meet the business end of that FUPA.
Damn Pats. Where was Craig Robinson to tell her old ass to head home?
Tags: I bet SHE would get at least a first round pick from the chiefs, unsexy saturday
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February 28th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Either that or Belichick is assembling his own dance team of married bitches.
Looks like you answered your own question.
February 28th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
The story does have a happy ending though: While the middle aged white person with a vagina didn’t make the cheerleading squad, she was a perfect fit for the Patriots linebacker corps.
February 28th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Tommy’s mother is a stone cold fox.
February 28th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
God, that’s just horrible. It’s HORRIBLE. GOD MY EYES. IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE.
February 28th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I was a user, a boozer, and a loser.
February 28th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Looks like an average woman in Boston.
February 28th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
do not want.
Ape, nice “Strangers with Candy” reference
February 28th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
February 28th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Mmm. Somebody’s bacon strip is sizzlin’.
February 28th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Just ask her if she wants cake. Then you’ll know.
February 28th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Her hip looks like it has a sideways ass on it.
Well, it’s not like cheerleaders show off their legs that much.
February 28th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
She’s not going to Fun Island.
February 28th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
+1 Gino
February 28th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Would.
February 28th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
So, I checked out the pics and what—no room for dahkies up in there? I mean at least something for Tawh-mee to get all kinds of interwebs racist about in front of the boys then when he’s alone on the crapper he can secretly fantasize about her, clean up his dead babies with Scott brand, wipe his ass, and forget to flush.
February 28th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
@Mo Dred — we missed the bus
/waiting for Al Sharpton to start boycotting me
February 28th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
I’d hit that.
March 1st, 2009 at 12:10 am
She’d be the only NFL cheerleader with a gunt.
March 1st, 2009 at 12:33 am
Wait, so were we expecting the New England cheerleaders to be attractive? I don’t see how she drags down the reputation of the squad any. Everyone knows the typical Boston area woman, let’s call her Muffy Worthington III, is either a liberal feminist who finds cheering degrading or a stuck up preppy who won’t let you in her ass let alone shake it in support of her team.
March 1st, 2009 at 1:02 am
She’s 50! 50 years old ladies and gentlemen!
/God I hate Molly Shannon
March 1st, 2009 at 1:03 am
ONCE YOU SEE IT…
YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT!
March 1st, 2009 at 2:56 am
Belicheck thinks her thighs are just as hot and shapely as Mangini’s
March 1st, 2009 at 11:08 am
Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?
Fandango?
March 1st, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Lookin good, Madge!!!
March 1st, 2009 at 1:46 pm
I saw this when I was looking through Boston.com and the first thing I thought was “good god, KSK would have a field day with this.” Fupa is definitely one of my favorite acronyms.
Oh, and Bubby, I think you’re confused, we’re talking about Boston, not New Haven. Get your facts straight.
March 1st, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Well, I see at least one member of Tommy’s harem will be representin’ on the sidelines this season. She even has the 80s hair on the go. She should have worn an ill-fitting Van Halen concert shirt, though, to really complete the aging cougar ensemble.
March 1st, 2009 at 4:36 pm
She’s a looker. You know, in that whole Iowa sort of way.
/IA Native
//too early for the beer goggles to come out
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:39 am
Beer goggles? That would have to be some pretty goggy beer.
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:58 am
I think I met her at a bar last week. Even I wouldn’t go out with her, and that my friends is saying a lot.
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:40 am
They shouldn’t tag those cows with their weight like that!
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Where was Craig Robinson to tell her old ass to head home?
I was hoping for Michelle Obama’s brother, but that Craig Robinson is cool, too.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:38 pm
HEY LADY “got gunt?”