Comments on: Jeff Reed to paper towel dispenser: “YOU GOT KTFO, MAN!!!”

By: Ginger Tweedy

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By: JC

JC — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:25:12 +0000

New Alexandria’s actually pretty damn far from Pittsburgh. It’s pretty much the point where all the city lights disappear, and you’re 100% certain you are now in the middle of nowhere.

And there is only one reason to be in New Alexandria: the titty bars there are total dives!! The kinda places where you stand a decent chance of getting some head.

Of course, I’m sure the entirely wholesome Jeff Reed wasn’t cruising for ass at all.

By: Pat

Pat — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:09:22 +0000

Steeler kicker forced to use ‘Terrible Towel’ after soiling himself in convenience store restroom

http://wineandexcrement.com/steeler-kicker-forced-to-use-terrible-towel-after-soiling-himself-in-convenience-store-restroom/561/

By: HonoluluHoo

HonoluluHoo — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:25:28 +0000

Don’t be a hater. This guy, despite looking like a cupie doll, is a good kicker and is getting tail like nobody’s business…He’s pleasin’ all those ladies that like the Heat Miser outfit it bed. HH@showoffsports.com

By: Brad

Brad — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 15:26:22 +0000

Jeff Reed has bitch tits.

By: G.G.

G.G. — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:27:35 +0000

I heard he asked for American cheese on his Shmuffin and they gave him cheddar. What would YOU do? Or more specifically: W.W.J.R.D.?

By: Armchair Whiner

Armchair Whiner — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:30:05 +0000

Does the fact that Jeff Reed lost his cool in the crapper mean he no longer defines CLUTCH?

By: Kevin in ABQ

Kevin in ABQ — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:43:50 +0000

Read this story last night. Laughed hard.
Took my 5-year old to Burger King today. He ran into the same lack of paper towels.
Needless to say, my 5- year old, a Roethlisberger fan, dealt with the problem much better (he waved his hands in the air ’til dry). Of course, my instinct was to follow Skippy’s lead.

By: Troy Lolamalu

Troy Lolamalu — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:57:41 +0000

A nearby Super Bowl official threw a flag at the scene, calling roughing the kicker on the towel dispenser and giving the Steelers a first down.

By: Crint

Crint — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:57:57 +0000

Why the hell is his shirt off in the picture? Probably normal drunken stupor Reed-like behavior.